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  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:19 PM
    starbuck8
    YIKES! ::running with tail feathers between legs::
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bigbird213
    You better watch it there.....


    :eek: There's a man in the castle. Cover yourself Starduck! :p
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:23 PM
    starbuck8
    Buuutttt... I still have my shower cap on... and I'm only halfway plucked! Nobody has brought the "dressing"... Cover you eyes boyz!!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:24 PM
    bigbird213
    Too Late ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:25 PM
    Alty
    Eeeeeekkkkk, Starby, he has a camera, oh no, what's a duck to do? ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:26 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh noooo... my breasts were exposed!. and half a thigh... I don't know what to doooo! The sky is falling... the sky is falling!. what's a chick to do??
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:27 PM
    Alty
    Got to go for a bit kids. Continue the duck, duck, goose game, just make sure you're not the one to get goosed. ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:28 PM
    bigbird213
    I like chicken, nothing beats a good pair of legs and breasts :)

    Bye Alty! I think I might lie down for a while. I could use a good 30 minute nap :) Adios everyone
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:33 PM
    starbuck8
    Eeeekkk! Alty left me alone with the hunter! Don't shoot! I'm come in peace... no not pieces... peace!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:51 PM
    Alty
    Pieces, duck wings, duck breast, crispy well seasoned skin, mmmmmmm. :)

    I'm back for a min, then back to cleaning, sigh. :(
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I'm back for a minute as well... my celiac friend (... yes, I do call her that) is coming over and I'm making her dinner... guess what I'm making?

    That's right. Roast duck.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:55 PM
    Alty
    Just don't serve anything containing gluten Sneezy. ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:57 PM
    starbuck8
    Hey... no fair!. Not duck!. I'm really not done yet!. I still have a little life in me Sneeze!. why are you slathering me with butter?. isn't it suppose to be cocoa butter... so I can lay on the beach?. I want a tan... I don't want to be broiled!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 02:59 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    No butter for you starduck. You're too good for it.

    I'm going EVOO on you!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh the healthy stuff! Well I guess that's okay then... as long as I'm a healthy duck... well, I'm just Ducky!

    Scooby Dooby Dooo! Thanks for helping me out guys! Lol! That little girl was tickin me off!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Alty
    That's what friends are for Starby. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    no butter for you starduck. you're too good for it.

    I'm going EVOO on you!


    Yummy, Extra virgin olive oil, no gluten in that. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:08 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    No ma'am, and I'm glad we all watch rachel ray.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:10 PM
    Alty
    Actually Sneezy, I don't watch Rachel Ray, I just have Google. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:10 PM
    starbuck8
    Watching it right now!! LOL! It's her show all about dogs... and she's making dog treats! :D

    Hey Alty... you should turn on RR right now... they are talking 'bout dogs stealing your undies... LOL... oops... busted you didn't I!! :p
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:10 PM
    Alty
    Break time over kids, got to run for a while. Back later. Starby, keep tanning, I like crispy skin on my roast duck. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:11 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Bye alty!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:16 PM
    starbuck8
    As long as I can shake it when yer bakin it Alty! Okay, is that enough play on words for the day? LOL! I have to amuse myself somehow right? I'm just so happy that puter is trying to be a nice guy for awhile!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:25 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh duck. You kill me.. . it's OK. I cook you.

    I'm out for the night... well... maybe. Chances are, I'll be back later.

    Bye everyone!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:28 PM
    starbuck8
    Have a good night Sir Sneeze! Behave yourself, and like my momma used to say... don't count your chickens before they hatch! Yeah okay, enuf right? LOL!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:40 PM
    Alty
    Chickens? Where are the chickens? I want fried chicken with my roast duck. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:41 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Have a good nite Sir Sneeze!! Behave yourself, and like my momma used to say....don't count your chickens before they hatch!! Yeah okay, enuf right? LOL!!

    Hhahaha... I noticed that you loosely use the term 'chicken" a lot lately... could this possibly be an attempt to divert us from the DUCK?? :D
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:42 PM
    Alty
    You cannot divert me from the duck, love the duck, such a tasty little duck she is. Stringer would you care to join me for dinner, the duck should be ready in around an hour. ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:51 PM
    starbuck8
    You don need no stinkin "duck"!. Chicken is the new Duck! Yummy... say it with me... Y U M M Y!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 03:57 PM
    Alty
    Y U M M Y D U C K! :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 04:18 PM
    starbuck8
    Alty?. is your phone off the hook or something? It's been busy forever!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 05:00 PM
    Alty
    It has? I'll go check.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 05:02 PM
    Alty
    It was off the hook. Bad phone, now my appliances are messing with me. :(
  • Jul 8, 2008, 05:32 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Hey...no fair!!....Not duck!!...I'm really not done yet!!...I still have a little life in me Sneeze!!....why are you slathering me with butter??....isn't it suppose to be cocoa butter.....so I can lay on the beach??....I want a tan......I don't want to be broiled!!


    Boy Alty... she is sure quacking a lot isn't she?

    We shouldn't let her run around so much, they say the adrenaline gets in her system and the meat tastes funny... but if you cook her a little longer to that crispy brown (man I am hungry)... she will taste just fine. :D :D :rolleyes:

    EDIT: Alty, I am so hungry, Marta left me on my own tonight... yeah shopping with her sister. Can I come as I am, I can catch a flight and taxi there in 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

    Put Starby.. oops I meant the duck on slow burn to be thoroughly cooked through and CRISPY. I can smell it cooking now... really, my stomach is growling.

    EDIT..EDIT: Number 1314? time here is slipping away guys.....
  • Jul 8, 2008, 05:43 PM
    Alty
    Will do Stringer, I'll set an extra place. Hubby is working nights, so it will just be us and the kids.

    1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live? ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 05:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Will do Stringer, I'll set an extra place. Hubby is working nights, so it will just be us and the kids.

    1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live? ;)


    Not too sure exactly but from what I have seen/read, I think central to southeastern part of the country... am I anywhere close?

    EDIT: "1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live?"
    Private 4 seater jet out of Naperville, Illinois... company owned... and I own half of the company so...
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:00 PM
    Alty
    I'm near Edmonton, very near Edmonton, that's in Alberta (province). :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:09 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    What's this?

    Now we're planning on cheating on our spouses!?

    Well, if that's the case...

    HC: please don't read the next few lines

    Alty: how you doing? How about I come over and clean YOUR house?

    Starbs: how about I come over and fix YOUR computer? Eh? Check out the hard drive? Hmm?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:10 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... wait. I think I definitely read into that wrong.

    ... or did I?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:11 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Anyway, stringer, you own a company with a private jet? Want to hook me up with a friend of mine.. trying to impress this one girl... I'm sure a private jet'll do it.

    I just realized I'm quite chatty as of right now... just had dinner (starduck's not talking too much now... heh), friend left, so I think I'm going to head over to the gym to work off this excess energy.

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