Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all.

Ahhhh yesss, the wonderful dog hair! Niki is starting to lose her winter coat, and it's EVERYWHERE! I even found it in my fridge today... ewwwww!

I had an interesting day. A good friend of mine called and asked me to come over for a few beers, because he had something to tell me. Well he sure did! He and his girlfriend flew to Vegas on the wkd and got married! They didn't tell anyone they were going. Was a bit of a shock to say the least! Crazy kids! LOL.

I came home early to see if my parents had called my home phone. They promised they would call and let me know how far they got today... NO CALL!. little worried!

No worries starby, I'm standing by in the atl with an ice pick! Those tires will be dunzo!

As Lily loses her winter coat... I'd wake up in the morning and pet what I THOUGHT was my dog, only to find her playing on the floor... I find myself petting a ball of fur.

I just tested out my new coffeemaker... I'm pretty dern happy about it.

As far as my night's plans go... I was expecting to come home late... around 2am... but now I find myself playing with my dog and folding my laundry. What has my life become...

Tell me about it! I'm playing ball with Nik, and trying to see if I'm Smarter than a Fifth Grader! I thought I was doing pretty good for awhile too... but that all went out the window on an English question of all things!

Hi all, at least you can decipher what you've written. ;)

By the way Sneezy, you were right about the ens being the D*kens, picky people, jeesh. ;)

I only have a few minutes, how is everyone?

I'm doing well. Just got back from a friendly dinner/date... not sure which one... but folding laundry + playing with Lily. You?

Good Alty!. how 'bout you? I think we've been going back and fourth from thread to thread!

Yup, I'm a thread jumper.

You guys remember the ex boyfriend who was on Leno, he called tonight to see how I'm doing. We dated 20 years ago, it's actually amazing that we are still friends. Just thought I'd let you know, don't know why though. ;) Poor guy has been divorced twice and has given up on love, I hope he finds someone nice, he deserves it.

Sneezy, are you out of the shower yet? Starby did you get pictures this time?

I checked the closet before going into the shower... starby wasn't there... little did I know she was under my mattress.

I'm not sure if I'm too keen to teach starby how to load pics on here now :-)

Shhhhhh! You weren't s'pose to tell 'bout the pics! I'll send them in a secret file!

Did your old Beau say how it was being on Leno?

Hee, hee, did you see a flash when the camera went off?

Starby we have to teach you to post pictures, I think HC might find them interesting. Wait, what am I saying, she probably has her own pictures. ;)

Sorry guys, beer, Alty, naughty. I can't help it. That's how the dancing topless around the fire incident happened, I blame it on the beer! :)

LMAO Friend! Are you a stand up comedian in real life? I love your humor!!

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I'm not sure if I'm too keen to teach starby how to load pics on here now :-)

LMAO!. you promised!! Awwww, c'mon! Us girls need a little fun, :p

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Shhhhhh!! You weren't s'pose to tell 'bout the pics!! I'll send em in a secret file!

Did your old Beau say how it was being on Leno?

His email said, the writers are on strike, they are desperate, I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame, watch Leno, he did a really good job. Should I post a link to the clip?

He's a sweetie, I just adore him, will always have a soft spot in my heart for him.

Hey M, how are you sweetie?

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His email said, the writers are on strike, they are desperate, I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame, watch Leno, he did a really good job. Should I post a link to the clip?

He's a sweetie, I just adore him, will always have a soft spot in my heart for him.

Yes, we want to see a clip! Friend spoiled our other fun... LOL :p

Okay, here's a clip, let me know if it works, you will have to watch a commercial though for a few seconds.

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Hi all
Sorry to spoil the fun girls... but if starby is going to post pics of naked men on here , well I'm out :-)

No offence sneeze... but hey you know what I mean right!

Don't worry M, you haven't taught Starby how to post pictures yet, so you're safe. For now. :D

LMAO... yeah for now Alty , we don't want to create a starby monster do we now.

Oh BTW thanks for the compliment starty :-)

Hehe... don't worry Friend. Sneezy had a towel on! LOL!

Your guy did pretty good on Leno, Alty... he was funny too, and a good looking guy!

I'm not sure if I was crazy about his little spider friends though! Haha

That's funny, I love bugs, I'm known as the bug helper in our neighbourhood. All the kids bring bugs to my house. Alty can you heal this grasshopper, he has a broken leg, Alty this spider needs a home. I love bugs!

Ya, he did do good didn't he? Hee, hee, I can say I knew you when...

Well next time I freak out over a teeny tiny spider, I'm calling you over here! Actually, I don't mind the spiders as much as the jumping or flying things. Do you have the beatles there that I call buzzing beatles? They make a weird buzzing sound, but they fly too, and they're HUGE! Ewww, ewww, ewww!. now I'm itchy!

It's fun to say... I knew you when! I used to babysit Kalan Porter. He's doing pretty good for himself now.

I went to the same high school as Julia Roberts... of course, by the time I was there, she was... gone. But we have a "remembrance" (I call it a shrine... ) of her locker.

... and... Kenneth Cole went to my college... and... that's about it. I got nothing.

I'll come get your spiders Starby, don't worry. You do now that they aren't going to hurt you right? ;) I love creepy crawlies, flyers, anything, even giant cockroaches, although I'm sure I'd feel differently if they lived in my house. ;)

I've got to hit the hay. I'm exhausted, again. I'll talk to you all tomorrow.

Oh, quick fyi. I got a call from the doctor who did my lasik, he got me an appointment next week with a specialist with regards to my naughty tear duct. One hour after he called the specialist called and said "If you feel any pain, go to the hospital immediately" now I'm worried, it's a farking tear duct, not an appendix that's ready to rupture. Yikes.

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I went to the same high school as Julia Roberts...of course, by the time I was there, she was...gone. But we have a "remembrance" (I call it a shrine...) of her locker.

...and...Kenneth Cole went to my college...and...that's about it. I got nothing.

Sneezy, you've got me. I'm not famous, but I am infamous. ;)

:) yes you are.

Rest your beauties.

I think I'm out for the night as well... ciao ladies!

G'nite Alty, Sneezy,. everyone else that bowed out. Take care of lefty Alty! If it keeps on bothering you, you should go in like the Doc said! And hey... you don't need your appendix for much... but you sure need them peepers!

Sleep tight all! :)

Ps. Sneezy... BOOO!. Sorry, just had to, lol

You are so silly Starby, I love it. :)

Goodnight all, hugs and kisses.

Oh, and good day M, I know you still have a bit of your day left. Take care sweetie. :)

Thanks Alty , gnite and take it easy :-)

I can't seem to leave. I keep saying good night by I can't log off. Help, I'm addicted! ;)

LOL... I've heard of this place you can go!. It's called AMHD. They might be able to help you out with that... well maybe?. maybe not?! Hehe!

I know what you mean. I'm trying to go to sleep, but there's that ONE more question I'd like to answer... then I check back here... then ONE more question, then I check my mail...

Yikes, we might be here all night.

Starby, hee, hee, love it, that was great. :)

I know! Every time I hear a... bing bing... I have to check! Crazy stuff, LOL I'm actually tired for once too! 11:30, go figure! I just hate to wake up at 4am and come on and start answering the 15 yr olds questions. Me gets grumpy, lol

Where did Friend go? Is he sleeping in the corner again?

15 years olds can get anyone grumpy. It's seems like all I've done this week is talk to pregnant 15 year old girls. Yikes, scary world we are living in. Seriously, that house in the woods is looking better and better.

That house in the woods? Are you going looking for Hansel and Gretal?

I don't even know what the heck that meant... LOL! Give me a couple beers and I'm loopy! :D

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Now go to bed people :)

I'm always saying that when my kids become teenagers I'm going to move far, far away to a house in the woods with absolutely no civilization for days. I always think that you know all my little sayings, I forget sometimes that we haven't know each other that long. :)

Honey, I'm past loopy, I've gone straight to sleepy, probably wake up with a headache mode, it's not a good place to be. ;)

Oh Oh... we've been caught! Bed it is then... party pooper! LMAO!