I'm right there with Marta and Starty! Eeeekkkkk! Sir String!. stay off those ladders!. that's an ORDER!! We need you here! ;)

OMG... way tooooo funny! As I was writing this, a commercial came on for "Afleck" There was a guy on a ladder, and the ladder fell backward, and there was a duck!. the guy fell into the bushes!. LMAO!

Not at you Stringy, it was just so funny, I've never seen that commercial before, and it came on at the weirdest time!

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I'm right there with Marta and Starty!! Eeeekkkkk!! Sir String!!....stay off of those ladders!!...that's an ORDER!!!! We need you here!! ;)

OMG....way tooooo funny!! As I was writing this, a commercial came on for "Afleck" There was a guy on a ladder, and the ladder fell backward, and there was a duck!!......the guy fell into the bushes!!............................LMAO!!

Not at you Stringy, it was just so funny, I've never seen that commercial before, and it came on at the weirdest time!!

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Sometimes a man just has to do what a man has to do... but seriously thanks for you concern dear.

EDIT: My fall was a backward dive to the concrete in my garage, three months before our wedding!

Now that would have been really funny if the ladder had hit the DUCK :rolleyes: (AfLack!! Last squawk... ) and finally put and end to this duck... we can't seem to do it...

I did something not so smart.

What was that Joe?

You know that lakota rub for muscle pain and stuff. I have used it off and on, well I ended up putting on too much and starting burning. I literally got burnt. The skin got so red and it looks like I got sunburned...

Not in the swift category today... wow.

Hi all! Morning! Well, I don't think that it's morning there, it's about 9, 11 pm ,right? Ah, Joe, I rarely see you. Hope that your burn gets better...

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Now that would have been really funny if the ladder had hit the DUCK (AfLack!! Last squawk... ) and finally put and end to this duck... we can't seem to do it...

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Yuck! Mashed duck! (hey that sounds... good!:))

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You know that lakota rub for muscle pain and stuff. I have used it off and on, well I ended up putting on too much and starting burning. I literally got burnt. The skin got so red and it looks like I got sunburned.....

Not in the swift category today..... wow.

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Ouch... Joe!. don't rub your eyes! :eek: :eek:

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Hi all! Morning! well, i don't think that it's morning there, it's abt 9, 11 pm ,right? Ah, Joe, i rarely see you. Hope that your burn gets better...



Yuck! Mashed duck! (hey that sounds... good!:))

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AFLACK!. a swift and clean escape again! :cool:

Yes Joe wash your hands good to get all that stuff off. You don't want to get it anywhere else on your body bud...

Sneez, where are you... another medical emergency!!

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Yes, but I see that you are getting slower in your escapes dear Ducky. Alty nicked you with the club and the ladder nipped your tail feather... yes tail feather that seems to be all you have left... not much longer guys, I smell cooked duck, her luck is running out. LOOK, her waddle now looks like a limp... Alty, where is that pot?:eek: :D :rolleyes: :eek:

Sorry, I just got paged for a medical emergency. What's up?

Hi sneezy! I think that the one in great need of help is Joe.

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Starby, your quick wit never ceases to amaze me!! That was a good one!

Oh wait. I was on the wrong thread. Yikes!

So... I was paged on a medical emergency.

... no wonder no one answered, I was all the way over at the castle!

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oh wait. I was on the wrong thread. yikes!

so...I was paged on a medical emergency.

...no wonder no one answered, I was all the way over at the castle!

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Paging Dr. Sneeze... Dr. Sneeze... Please leave the Castle Hospital, and report directly to the Emergency Binky Room!. Again, Dr. Sneezer McSneeze... you are needed for a Binky Emergency! :p

Starby, headache better now?

I'm here! I was dealing with a 7 year old who thought she was pregnant... just ended up her having a bowel movement. What's up?

It's much better Sneezer, thanks!. why am I not getting notifications?. weird!

Whaaaatttt?. A SEVEN yr old?? Are you KIDDING ME?? How does a seven yr old even know, and where the hell are her parents?? WOW!

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You know that lakota rub for muscle pain and stuff. I have used it off and on, well I ended up putting on too much and starting burning. I literally got burnt. The skin got so red and it looks like I got sunburned.....

Not in the swift category today..... wow.

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Consider it kissed and made better dear. I've done that with arthritis rub and Vicks - not a good feeling at all.

Instead of using my hands, I swipe wooden sticks (depressors) from my doctor and use them to apply stuff like that from now on... better safe than sorry. You can also save a Popsicle stick next time..
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I'm here! I was dealing with a 7 year old who thought she was pregnant...just ended up her having a bowel movement. what's up?

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Would have loved to have been in the E.R. watching you handle that one... another life saved!

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