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  • Dec 15, 2007, 01:58 PM
    startover22
    Fox News? I am in! LOL
    Mag, I really was hoping to see a prayer for the SHOPPING HELL, I am just about to put myself through! LMAO
    I should buy a years supply of Spam actually, I could throw everyone off by it! Ok, wish me no luck, cause the opposite normally happens...
  • Dec 15, 2007, 02:13 PM
    magprob
    My experience with that is this:

    With the long line we endured at the bank alone, one would suspect one of two things.
    First, all of the consumers are doing as programmed, shopping their little butts off to save corprate America the embarrassment of a down year or, people are making a run on the banks because they know they may be closed tomorrow.
    In any event, I realized I am not a young man any longer and I cannot stand the beating of holiday shopping as I once did, so I opted to be dropped off back at the family compound where I can entertain myself with low impact sports, ie: Ham and Swiss on rye, Cranberry juice, soothing music and my dead butterfly collection.
  • Dec 15, 2007, 02:52 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    so I opted to be dropped off back at the family compound where I can entertain myself with low impact sports, ie: Ham and Swiss on rye, Cranberry juice, soothing music and my dead butterfly collection.

    Low impact net surfing!
    Stay away from the maul this year!
    Unless you're going to Sears!
  • Dec 15, 2007, 02:59 PM
    magprob
    Low impact surfing is my only option. I have really nice scars from the 12-14 foot waves I surfed at 18. At 51 the bath tub waves can gets too radical let alone getting in and out with bad knees!
  • Dec 15, 2007, 08:14 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Low impact net surfing!
    Stay away from the maul this year!!
    Unless you're going to Sears!!

    MAUL. I like that Capt'n. ;)
  • Dec 15, 2007, 08:51 PM
    startover22
    I am here, no scars, no wounds except for the full tummy from lunch!
  • Dec 15, 2007, 09:05 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Visual Proof That Illuminati Bloodlines Control The Planet!
  • Dec 15, 2007, 09:16 PM
    startover22
    Awwww... they all look like my former dead dogs...
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:07 PM
    magprob
    Sex slaves set to receive millions of pounds in compensation from the taxpayer
    By JAMES SLACK - More by this author »

    Last updated at 17:22pm on 16th December 2007

    Comments (9)


    Compensation: Sex slaves smuggled into Britain are to receive millions of pounds for their 'pain and trauma'

    Sex slaves smuggled illegally into Britain are to share millions of pounds in compensation for their 'pain and trauma', it has emerged.

    The Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority - slated for long delays in making payments to the victims of violent crime - agreed to hand over £140,000 to the first four cases last week.

    The women had suffered a 'sustained period of sexual abuse' after being trafficked into the UK.

    Another 10,000 are estimated to be eligible under a new interpretation of guidelines drawn up by CICA, a Government agency.


    I wonder if I could sue. I was a sex slave for many, many years. Getting a settlement would just make all that much nicer!
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:12 PM
    startover22
    I can't read that I am way too bashful and way too chatty... MEANY!
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:25 PM
    magprob
    Oh quit hangin lip! Do you know how much crap I have to take here cause people think I should be more committed to the truth?
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:33 PM
    startover22
    Yes...
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:35 PM
    magprob
    Well then... quit it!
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:43 PM
    J_9
    Come here Maggie... I got a jab for you... or maybe me... no you... no me...
  • Dec 16, 2007, 10:50 PM
    magprob
    Let's share
  • Dec 17, 2007, 10:15 AM
    magprob
    Welcome to America, the latest third world country that has been destroyed by the globalist elite.


    Weak dollar adds twist to 'Made in America' - MSN Money
  • Dec 17, 2007, 10:17 AM
    startover22
    Holy Crap Mag, that isn't good.
  • Dec 17, 2007, 10:30 AM
    magprob
    I know. I've been watching it happen for years. We really are screwed.

    "where a culture of innovation is also part of the appeal."

    With the rate of inflation, they are actually paying you $50.00 to $75.00 a week to work in their sweat shops, depending on the manipulation of the federal reserve. So what really is the difference between here and say, Mexico? They have globalized us. We truly are now all created equal! The "trickle down" effect is working nicely!
  • Dec 17, 2007, 10:53 AM
    startover22
    I am really starting to understand this. Please, more I need more!!
  • Dec 17, 2007, 11:20 AM
    magprob
    Giant rat discovered in Indonesia jungle
    Giant rat discovered in Indonesia jungle - Science - MSNBC.com

    OK, so, the next logical step would be to bring a few hundred of the giant rats to New York City for further study and place them in the zoo so the people can see them and then, they will escape. After a few weeks of breeding with the New York Rats, we will have a super rat strain. You won't be able to let your children out in the yard. The Super Rats will carry them off. The Super Rats only natural enemy in the U.S. will be the killer bees but, one only comes out at night and the other only comes out in day light. So, I see the world, among other things, being over run with Super Rats.

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