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Originally Posted by kp2171

that so made my night darlin'.

danke. i mean that. helluva week. ugly stuff. nice to finish it with a brief moment of your attention.

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Awe kp, you're so sweet! I'm sorry you had a bad week.:( Work huh?

Had a used condom stuck to the bottom of my shoe once, but I wasn't in the throes of passion at the time.

Sex in the car, driver side, leg gets stuck between the door and the seat, lover opens the door to release your leg, you fall out. :(

Water bed is always fun, unless you get seasick easily. ;)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories.... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone elses condom stuck to your arse....

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OMG! That is so messed up!:eek: I would have thrown up! Haha

If I wasn't so drunk I probably would have...

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

OMG! That is so messed up!:eek: I would have thrown up! haha

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The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

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Originally Posted by kp2171

is that a proposal?

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;);)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

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::runs away to go scour my cheeks::

In the middle of the night, outside, while raining, up against the wall of your house, under a security light. Mmmm mmm mmm

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

::runs away to go scour my cheeks::

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Which cheeks? The ones the condom was stuck to?

Use soap, and a loufa. :)

Nope got some S.O.S pads...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

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Lol Yuck!

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

In the middle of the night, outside, while raining, up against the wall of your house, under a security light. mmmm mmm mmm

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That wasn't a security light, that my cars headlights. :o

By the way, nice... um... wall. Ya, nice wall. :D

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

lol Yuck!

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You're telling me!!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That wasn't a security light, that my cars headlights. :o

By the way, nice....um....wall. Ya, nice wall. :D

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I knew that car looked familiar. Thanks, I always get complimented on my... wall. Lol

This is the first time I've been out of bed in 13 hours, and not in the fun way but...

Hiking trail at Lake Tahoe, middle of summer, middle of the day.

Mkay ladies... this just sucks cause some of the best women on the boards are here right now when I'm emptied and out of gas.

Up at 3am, and not for fun I'm afraid.

So I'm off to bed. Feel free to follow me.

Much love to the great women of AMHD. You keep me coming back. It's that simple.

Aww we love you too KP, have sweet dreams, thinking of all of us, at the same time :D

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Originally Posted by kp2171

mkay ladies... this just sucks cause some of the best women on the boards are here right now when im emptied and out of gas.

up at 3am, and not for fun im afraid.

so im off to bed. feel free to follow me.

much love to the great women of AMHD. you keep me coming back. its that simple.

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Sweet dreams;)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

This is the first time I've been out of bed in 13 hours, and not in the fun way but ....

Hiking trail at Lake Tahoe, middle of summer, middle of the day.

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Sounds hot Jlo!

I hope you feel better...

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Aww we love you too KP, have sweet dreams, thinking of all of us, at the same time :D

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You little devil...

Always Enigma!

Aw, KP, we love you too. Bad timing though, JLo's here now too, that makes 4 super hot babes and you had them all to yourself, and you choose bed.

Big baby! ;)

Shoot I am too late to be a part of KP's dreams...

He already had his hands full anyway. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aw, KP, we love you too. Bad timing though, JLo's here now too, that makes 4 super hot babes and you had them all to yourself, and you choose bed.

Big baby! ;)

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Not so hot today. He'd take one look at run as fast as he could. :o But Justy could fill in for me.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Shoot I am too late to be a part of KP's dreams...

He already had his hands full anyways. ;)

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There's always room for more though. KP probably thinks he can handle 5 super hot gals. Maybe it's a good thing that he's in bed dreaming. ;)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Not so hot today. He'd take one look at run as fast as he could. :o But Justy could fill in for me.

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I'm sure you still look hot as H E double hockey sticks :D

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Not so hot today. He'd take one look at run as fast as he could. :o But Justy could fill in for me.

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Aw sweetie, what's wrong? You have to get better, wedding is coming up. No sickie on wedding day. That's a no no! Big time! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aw sweetie, what's wrong? You have to get better, wedding is coming up. No sickie on wedding day. That's a no no! Big time! ;)

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Stomach flu. I'm looking at the bright side though. Better this week than in 2 weeks.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Shoot I am too late to be a part of KP's dreams...

He already had his hands full anyways. ;)

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Hey Justwantsfair, I think we may have met way back in the day :D

But I'm Bella, nice to see you around again...

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Stomach flu. I'm looking at the bright side though. Better this week than in 2 weeks.

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Much better than 2 weeks from now.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

hey Justwantsfair, I think we may have met way back in the day :D

But I'm Bella, nice to see you around again...

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Hello Bella.

I am just here for a quickie, but the site has been very missed. Unfortunately, thanks to an PC virus I am Blackberry bound for updates, but plan to make appearances more often. Thanks for the welcome back.

Hope to see you soon!

Hey dudes.

Morning Muddy.

Wondergirl, where are you? Today (Friday 9-24-10) is National Punctuation Day! I just thought that you would like to know? :)

Stringer

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Morning Muddy.

Wondergirl, where are you? Today (Friday 9-24-10) is National Punctuation Day! I just thought that you would like to know? :)

Stringer

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... is it really? Neat!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

...is it really? Neat!

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Yeah, and I thought this would turn Wondergirls' ears... :)

(I'm sure she will punctuate this for me also... )

Great sig Stringer :)

I'll be reading the thread you linked to me Alty sometime later on. I have a lot of work right now :o

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hey dudes.

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Dear lord you look awesome as usual.

I mean, uh, hey. 'sup?

Well hello KP.

I feel so special. I just got my first reddie.

It seems like the board has become inundated with young teenagers who think they are ready for things they clearly are not ready to do. It makes me sick. :(