Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread part 3

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Originally Posted by hheath541

my worst involved bicardi. i asked a friend's husband for a threesome then asked her to have me spayed when she took the cat in to get fixed.

that's the only time I've had bicardi, and i don't plan on ever drinking it again. 2-3 bottles and a couple shots have never gotten me so messed up before. it's usually only enough to get me slightly past tipsy.

I have to say that I've had tons of really stupid drunk experiences. I usually end up naked, in someone else's house or car or a bar table, with a guy that I either don't know, or know too well. Of course that doesn't happen anymore. Now I drink at home. ;)

Super drunk + Alty = naked games.

Why am I still awake?

I should be sleeping.

I have to be semi alert tomorrow.

Don't want to go though.

Darn responsibilities. Hey I spelled that right the first try. Yay me! :)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

night. I'm gonna join you guys. just let me get all the cats off my lap and pee, then i'll crawl into bed with you. we can all cuddle up.

I think I used Alty cat as a pillow. :(

I don't think that's the kind of pu$$y KP had in mind. :D

Oops... WT.

This is why I should be in bed. :o

Final post, for M.

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)

Someday, we'll have to get together, hang out, and drink. Drinking usually ends up with me naked, too. Then again, I prefer not to wear clothes if I can help it.

Right now, I'm wearing jeans and a bra. Didn't even bother putting on a shirt to go to the store. Just threw on a hoodie.

OK, going to bed, now. My eyes are sleepy. Staying up like this wastes my electricity and makes me drool in my sleep. I don't like waking up with my face in a slimy drool puddle.

Night guys , I'm off as well , to the Pub though :)

LOL nice one alty :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

Boy , did I give her a mouthful

HA... my husband would love that one, but somehow I don't think the punchline would work as well coming from me... ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?

Wife says, no !!!!

Husband replies, that's the spirit!

:eek: (ohhh, very bad, in a funny sort of way!)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Final post, for M.

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)

Ok... using that one too!. husbands going to wonder just what have I been looking at on the computer... :D

Hahaha good jokes..

:)

Just browsing through the threads and I noticed a lot of teens are on posting,I guess its nearly summer holiday time...

Brace yourselves!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

just browsing through the threads and i noticed a lot of teens are on posting,i guess its nearly summer holiday time.....

brace yourselves!!

Hahaha oh yea! The teens are here and they are going wild. Lol they just keep on trollin' ;)

Haha near the end of summer the pregnancy category is going to blow the hell up:p

Have you ever had a song that makes you go nuts- like just gets you hyper? This is mine:

YouTube - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Video)

Favorite lyric.. oh hell I like the whole thing. I play it at least ONCE when I'm at the bar. Lol anyone have that ONE song that you have to listen to?

My walking song is guns and roses paridise city,if carlsberb did guiter intro's,this would be the best one ever!

Hey gang. What's happening?

Hey kc,would it be rude if I asked how's it hanging? In a nice way of course!

Mines is def a GnR song, but just depends on the day. Okay last day of Bio classes, and I have my final exam on Friday. I'm nervous, I'm scared, I'm, I'm almost done! Woo Hoo

Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing all right. How are you?

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Oh nothing really on my end. I got my most awesomest cutestest tote evar today. Lol now I will look like I'm in high school haha.

I got it from this site : www.etsy.com and the seller is rubbish tees . She has so many cute things I just want to buy!

I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Hey Red. Not rude at all! I'm doing alright. How are you?

Doing good doing good.

I was just talking to sunny yesterday and wondering about the lost members, remember chez? Jlo? Adam?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.

Haha who you stalkin';)

Hey guess what today is. Wednesday. It's VESPA day! Well if it happens. We will see. Dum dum dum...

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I'm freakin out a bit, nothing new here. And I feel like a stalker.

Stalk away belle,its all good.

Make sure you eat lots of oily fish,its great brain food,oh, and rosemary (essential oil) a drop on a tissue in the exam,its great for memory recall,ill dig up the site I found that.

Just a stupid boy, whom I would normally never have interest it, but because he is showing not interest in me, I can't get enough! Grrrr. Silly girls. Silly boys. I give up.

Big News guys!! JLo is actually engaged now. I hope I'm allowed to say that on here? :confused:

Very cute tote by the way Mudster.

Hey ABell!! I've done plenty of stalking in my time.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

stalk away belle,its all good.

make sure you eat lots of oily fish,its great brain food,oh, and rosemary (essential oil) a drop on a tissue in the exam,its great for memory recall,ill dig up the site i found that.

OoO thank you! I will do this. I am trying anything anyone tells me lol. Can't afford to fail this exam.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Big News guys!!! JLo is actually engaged now. I hope I'm allowed to say that on here?? :confused:

Congrats to Jlo! (I don't think I know her/him)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i was just talking to sunny yesterday and wondering about the lost members, remember chez? Jlo? adam?

Chez? No
Just Looking yes!
Madam Adam oh yea!

Hmm wonder where they are...

And the memory thing definitely link it so I can bookmark it.

P.S. ABS all you need is a low cut shirt ;)

LOL Muddy too funny. Nahh I'm just going to stop stalking him lol. (I'm kidding about actually stalking him, I just ALWAYS make the attempt for first contact)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

LOL Muddy too funny. Nahh I'm just going to stop stalking him lol. (I'm kidding about actually stalking him, I just ALWAYS make the attempt for first contact)

Oh ABS you've got nothing to lose! What's he going to do? Run away? I thinks not;) Say hi. Common' now you've got balls. Lol well he does but saying hi won't hurt.

Do it! I triple dog dare you.

I'm with Muddy on this one. Go FOR IT!!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I'm on Muddy with this one.

Ooh why think you kind sir, a little to the left please;):p

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Ooh why think you kind sir, a little to the left please;):p

I love your style!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I love your style!

Oh thanks. I wasn't sure whether to go for a lightning bold or just the strip.

:p

Hahaha today I'm being a bad bad bad girl.

So ABS are you going to do it?

So okay I did do it. We went out on the initial date, and than after that we hung out a few times, both times, I made the plans, and I made the date. So last night I asked him what his plans for Friday were, he said he didn't have any. I said okay well if you want to get together let me know. He says "ya, I'll let you know by Thursday". Do I have to wait until the last minute to make sure he has nothing better going on?

Oh God I forgot how painful dating was.

Oh I see how it is! You guys are going to leave me hanging too eh!? :p :p

Just my opinion, but a woman should NEVER wait on a guy, at least in this type of situation. I am a guy that likes gals that play hard to get (to some extent), so if I were you I would make plans and he can either be involved or not. You are set either way.

Yea. I am so over dating. Single life is so much easier. :D

Oh bella, he is going to go out with you if he has nothing that comes up? That's urkes the sh#t out of me. I mean if he makes plans with you then you are what came up. When people say that basically it means if nothing better for me comes along. Ticks me off. Don't say anything at all then.

I am planning this surprise party for my husband Saturday and someone commented "we plan on being there unless something comes up" Well isn't the party something? So you turn down other offers because this is something... grr... people.

Did I make any sense?

FAFSA's site confuses me

Oh I totally agree Sunny! Like sorry I'm not good enough, pff what ever! I remember people used to do that in HIGH SCHOOL. Not as grown adults.

Emop, what's FAFSA?

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

FAFSA's site confuses me

I have no idea what that is.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Oh I totally agree Sunny! Like sorry I'm not good enough, pff what ever! I remember people used to do that in HIGH SCHOOL. not as grown adults.

I feel like saying "oh you had nothing better to do today? Good to see you"