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  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:15 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Hey1 Wait a minute...am I the only guy here tonight?
    So do you mind being the only guy with all us womenfolk? It's like you have a harem...
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    So do you mind being the only guy with all us womenfolk?? It's like you have a harem...
    Nooooo... it NEVER turns out THAT WAY! I become the poster boy for abuse. :rolleyes::D:eek:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:23 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Nooooo...it NEVER turns out THAT WAY! I become the poster boy for abuse. :rolleyes::D:eek:
    I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:25 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:
    Weeeeeel... not to sure about that one NM... :)
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:30 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:
    Well you know... he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it! :eek:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:30 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:
    LMAO! Nope, our Stringer is a gentleman, a ladies man, a sweetie, softie, nice guy all the way from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.

    Stringer is the guy you go to if you need a shoulder to lean on, a strong hand to guide you, a kind word or a big hug.

    If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

    I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, love you ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:31 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Well ya know...he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it!! :eek:
    Hmmm, you're right Starby.

    I still stand by what I said about our Stringer, but he is a sneaky little bugger sometimes. :(
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Well ya know...he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it!! :eek:
    Tattletale!! Ruin my reputation Duckie, let me turn around so you can stick that knife in further... TATTLETALE, TATTLETALE!! :D
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Clough
    About 250 more posts, and someone's going to have to build a new jail! :D :eek:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! Nope, our Stringer is a gentleman, a ladies man, a sweetie, softie, nice guy all the way from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.

    Stringer is the guy you go to if you need a shoulder to lean on, a strong hand to guide you, a kind word or a big hug.

    If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

    I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, luv ya ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:
    Thanks Pilgrim.
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    About 250 more posts, and someone's gonna have to build a new jail! :D :eek:
    I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me...

    I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:39 PM
    starbuck8

    We all know each other so well don't we. Our Sheriff Stringy. He's a cuddly guy. Big Teddy Beary Weary. But hey Alty?. the Sheriff stole my lub! Isn't that illegal?

    NM... quick... sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still trying to dig a tunnel out of here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:39 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally posted by Stringer

    I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me...

    I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D
    Well, ask them to take the straps off you!!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:40 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me.....

    I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D
    Your wife Clough? Is there something you guys isn't telling us? LMAO!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:41 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

    I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, luv ya ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:
    I choked on my water! Lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer... :confused:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:41 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    We all know each other so well don't we. Our Sheriff Stringy. He's a cuddly guy. Big Teddy Beary Weary. But hey Alty?...the Sheriff stole my lub!! Isn't that illegal?

    NM...quick...sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still tryin to dig a tunnel outta here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!!
    You know that those spoons are for somtin' else... and they are all plastic anyway... we covered this DUCKIE! :D:rolleyes:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:42 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!
    Ya see why we keep her in isolation?
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:43 PM
    starbuck8

    You guys keep me entertained! Hahahahaha!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:43 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I choked on my water!! lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer...:confused:
    Water.. That's it? Water? :confused::rolleyes: Alty... talk to her...
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!
    I ain't got no WIFE!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    NM...quick...sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still tryin to dig a tunnel outta here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!!
    Here you go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!
    :eek::eek::eek:
    I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    You know that those spoons are for somtin' else....and they are all plastic anyway...we covered this DUCKIE! :D:rolleyes:
    I TOLD you!. NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    You guys keep me entertained!! Hahahahaha!
    You're time in this jail is not supposed to be entertaining dear, nope... especially for featherless skinny ducklins'. Hmmmm sounds like dumplins... hungry again... damn.
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:46 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Here ya go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:



    :eek::eek::eek:
    I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!
    Shhhh... I think we've distracted him now! This should be an easy escape!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Water......? That's it? Water? :confused::rolleyes: Alty...talk to her....
    Yep, water. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :cool:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I ain't got no WIFE!
    Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough... they twist and turn everything that they can... yep... defensive posture...

    I NEED TO LEAVE... please... :o
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I choked on my water!! lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer...:confused:
    Sneezy has a date, sort of. There's a young lady that is smitten with our little Sneezer, she's 20, never had a date in her life, her parents are Indian so she will have an arranged marriage and isn't allowed to date, so she snuck out in order to see our Sneezy.

    Sneezy is not liking this. He felt the need to take her out because she asked, he didn't want to say no, but all of this is way too high school for the poor boy. Also, he just thinks of her as a friend and it's very obvious that she is madly in love with him. Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

    To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

    I'd bet a lot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

    Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I TOLD you!!...NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p
    I am... the only place that I am 'allowed' to smoke is in my office here at home... well outside too... but it's been a little cold lately... :rolleyes:

    AND, I am smoking my last cigarette... (now). Going soon... for sure.. .I mean it!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:50 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough...they twist and turn everything that they can...yep...defensive posture....

    I NEED TO LEAVE.....please...:o
    Yup! I understand how they are!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Poor String man. So hey... what's he wearing? LOL!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Ha, ha. Get him Clough! :D
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Stringer

    Quote:
    Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.
    And I'm sure that all of it is not his fault either.

    I'm thinking... poor girl.
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

    Yikes!

    Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D
    Want to be a deputy?:D
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:55 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Want to be a deputy?:D
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy... don't gooooooo!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Poor String man. So hey...what's he wearin? LOL!
    The usual... nakie... well almost, Marta has stripped me already... (sigh)... her birthday, remember? And it's her birthday a LOT ! :)
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Want to be a deputy?:D
    What will happen to me once I become one?
  • Mar 21, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!
    StarDuck... do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told you that I bought? You remember... the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what... they all have little pins stuck in them... I can't find room to stick in them anymore... :rolleyes:
  • Mar 21, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!
    I am a creature of the night! But, thanks for your concern!
  • Mar 21, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    What will happen to me once I become one?
    You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?
  • Mar 21, 2009, 10:02 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

    To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

    I'd bet alot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

    Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:
    That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift through the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

    Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo? :confused:

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