I'm sweating, it's hot, really hot, okay, not hot, but warm, ish. ;)
Got to clean today, no more putting it off, tomorrow has come today, got to do it, got to!
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I'm sweating, it's hot, really hot, okay, not hot, but warm, ish. ;)
Got to clean today, no more putting it off, tomorrow has come today, got to do it, got to!
My maid better show up today or he's in big trouble. Or, will it be trouble if he shows up? I'm not sure! Lol
You still have a maid Starby? I thought he went home to his original owner.
He did thank God, but he still owes me for his "keep!" He's not off the hook that easy! This probably sounds really weird for anyone that doesn't know what we're talking about! LOL
Starby, we always sound weird, even when people do know what we're talking about. :)
Got to clean, I'll be back during my breaks.
Have fun cleaning! Yuck! ;)
Sooooooo... who is this speaking truth? Haha :D:rolleyes: :eek: HELP ME... *running*Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I can run faster than you Stringer! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
M... plan D... quickly Plan D!! Run defense for me... .quickly ...huuuuurrrrrrrryyyyyy...she is gaining ground on me... :eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Didn't your parents teach you two not to run around in hotels?. they aren't playgrounds... you know. :D
Running... it this situation Justy is for my survival... can I hitch a ride?? Fear... is a great motivator!! Do you see that look in her eye?? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
No ride to offer, I am just going to continue to hide in the corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Stringer, we women stick together, you'll get no help from the females here, especially since I have M's credit card.
Run, run as fast as you can, I will get you my pretty, you can run but you can't hide. Muwahahahahaha. :)
She is not abiding with YOU... she too, as I, is choosing our best method for safety, might I dare even venture to say... survival!! Your reputation precedes you, oh one with the glaring red eyes of anger... people cower and shake in fright! People are running to clear the street.. This is not observed as sexist... no pray tell!! This is wanting only to live and see the next sunrise!! :eek::eek::eek::D Where the h*ll is my whip?? :confused: Oh yeah, in its safe hiding place...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Oh Stringer, why run away, it's so much easier if you just give in, it's also less painful. :cool:
Don't worry, I won't hurt you, much. :D
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Sooooooo... who is this speaking truth? Haha HELP ME... *running*
Trust in me Stringer, have I ever done you wrong before? Really? Think about it, I've always been kind, you know I'd never hurt you... much. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Good afternoon my friends;) How is this Tuesday treating you?
It's Wednesday starty pants :)
Oh sh!t, you are right... oh wait, no its not... for you maybe;) Gosh damn it... ya almost got me.
Friend... hello on your wed, hello on MY tues...
It's Tuesday here M.
It's an okay Tuesday, you know, the day after Monday, day before Wednesday, same old, same old. ;)
Sydney had a friend over, she's afraid of dogs. This is not a good house to come to if you're afraid of dogs, after all, we have 3, albeit friendly, but 3!
Watch out Starty, he's tricky. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
:):) Hi you Alty, yup I know!
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Who me?? :D
Hey M, thanks for the greenie. You might want to check out her other thread.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dating...ip-315867.html
Yes you.Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
By the way, had a dream with you in it, nothing bad, we just talked on the phone after all the bad stuff. By the way, your voice sounds nothing like I thought. ;)
Ya... not good Alty, you are one smart cookie:):):)
Ha Ha... so what was I supposed to sound like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I'm a cookie? Hee, hee, does that mean I'm sweet? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
You didn't have an accent and I couldn't stop asking you why. You kept saying "what did you expect, Mel Gibson?" I guess I was. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Then we got cut off and some obnoxious a$$ called me back claiming he was your secretary and that he needed to go over my other files with me. Huh?
I told him that the call was a personal matter and to mind his own business, he didn't like that.
It was a weird dream. :eek:
LOL... well I can assure you my secretary isn't a Male ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Well, there goes that dream. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
OMG, my son just had a teenage hissy fit. I don't know if I handled it very well.
Info:
Jared stayed home from school today because he said he had a tummy ache. No amount of persuading could get him out of bed so I told him he could stay home, but, no Xbox, no Wii and no friend over after school. He agreed.
Well, two days ago we arranged for Sydney to have a friend come over after school today, Sydney went to school so the friend got to come over.
Jared's mad, doesn't think it's fair, wants to have his friend over, I said no.
Well, this has been going on for 2 hours now, he's been moping in his room and every 15 minutes or so he comes out to show us how miserable he is. He even refused to eat dinner.
Anyway, I went to let the dogs out and have a smoke (we smoke in the garage) and Jared came in and started whining about his life and how much today sucks. I'd had enough, told him to cut it out, go downstairs find a book to read or watch some TV (which is allowed) and stop whining. His response "I can leave this house whenever I want you know!" and he slammed the door.
I didn't know whether to laugh (hysterically) or cry. He's 10! I thought I had a few more years before this kind of drama came into the Altenweg home.
So, at a loss for words, I went inside and asked him if he needed a suitcase, he said no. I asked where he was planning on sleeping tonight, he told me not to worry about it. I informed him that his friends weren't an option because their parents would be forced to call the cops, so that left the streets or a cardboard box, so he might want to pack some extra clothes, it's winter. He looked so darn mad, so I went for what I hoped would change his mind. What will you eat? I don't care, I'm not hungry. You'll never be hungry again? No! Grrrr, darnit, why do I have to have myself for a 10 year old? Stubborn!
So, seeing as my plan was failing miserably Wiggy and I sat in the family room, which is connected to the front foyer, and started talking about all the times we pulled the "I'm leaving!" stunt. We talked about what our parents said to us and the fact that they never really bought it, they new we would come back. We also talked about how much we'd miss Jared if he left.
All the while Jared is listening quietly. So, I finally said "Jared, it will be dark soon, if you're going to leave you better go now so you can find a place to sleep tonight." Bingo, he caved.
What if he hadn't?
Kids! I'm going to go grey because of this lad. :(
Whre is everyone tonight? Does my breath stink? :(
Yep, I got the letter from you and I now have the flu, sicker than a...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Police Crime Lab came and examined the letter... yep, as expected, the letter is infested with flu bugs. :rolleyes: :eek:
Baaaad germs...
Trryyyiiiingggg to get up and RUN!! (sigh!)
Are you really sick Stringer? If so then I feel bad. Say it's not true, I didn't mean to jinx you. :(
Sigh, nothing's going right today. :(
Can't bweeeath... Iddd bweeee swick... head full of somptin, ewyes blurrie... and many ackey twings all oberrr my bwody... sore... dizzzzy... fawlling down a lobt... (sigh).. why'd you dwo it Alby?? Why?? I thwought we were bwoddies... AAaaaa!
Twanks Alby... twnanksss a lobt...
What's a bwoddy? I'm a bit scared.Quote:
I thwought we were bwoddies
Here's some medicine, it will clear you right up. You'll be going to the bathroom a lot, but no worries, it's completely harmless. Really! :)
"Bwoddy"= as in my buddy... (wiff a stwuffed up head and nose.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Okkkkkk Alby... I twust you... you are so nice to me when I fwelll veby bad. I will take all this stwuff and dwrink it up, all of it. But I can't run to the bathwoom cwause I gets dwizzy when I run...
Ooooweeee that stwuff tastes weally bad... :eek:
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