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  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:21 PM
    kp2171
    stones paint it black...

    alrighty then... I'm in the ohsc.

    any special gang signs or handshakes?

    one for thing for the cia to put in their file on me. =P
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:21 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Go fer it, GIRL!!

    Pushes the cat/dog off and saves a seat for Tal.
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:22 PM
    J_9
    All you got to do is drink a gallon of COLON BLOW and you are in!!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:23 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Oh and a tagline in your signature somewhere.. . LOL.
    Welcome to da club KP!!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:23 PM
    kp2171
    Ah

    College all over again

    Paddles, gauntlets, squeegies, silly putty

    The nightmares just don't ever go away

    Hey!

    Don't spit on your screen when you laugh!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:25 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Begins to sing...

    I see a red door and I want it painted black
    No colors anymore I want them to turn black
    I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
    I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
    I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
    With flowers and my love both never to come back
    I see people turn their heads and quickly look away...

    Well now you'll REALLY have something to blame your run-on sentences on! :eek:
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:28 PM
    J_9
    Well, I still don't see it in your siggy KP!!

    You are official now!!

    Mom, you are singing memories I am not sure I want to remember!!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:30 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Emits wicked evil laugh...

    Bwaaaaahaahaahaaha!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:31 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Well, I still don't see it in your siggy KP!!!!!!

    You are official now!!!!

    Mom, you are singing memories I am not sure I want to remember!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh ill work it in there. I think I'm at the limit as is so I need to ponder exactly how to work it in.

    y'all will just hafta wait.

    m'kay. I need to go be productive for a while, and not in the fun way I'm afraid.
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:32 PM
    J_9
    MOMMY!!

    You are cruel.

    That song was playing during my first KISS!!

    KP go be productive and...

    Oh, well, Val has me contemplating my youth!!

    Where did I put my whip??
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:33 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Sings more faintly...

    ... Like a new born baby it just happens every day
    I look inside myself and see my heart is black
    I see my red door and it has been painted black
    Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
    Its not easy facing up when your whole world is black.
  • Aug 25, 2006, 06:58 PM
    J_9
    MOM!!

    Shall we find another song?

    Ummmm,

    All Right IZ ZEE WANGO ZEE TANGO

    1
    2
    3
  • Aug 25, 2006, 07:32 PM
    LUNAGODDESS
    I am now at home and need something chocolate with coconut... a German chocolate cake... that's the ticket... after that a beer at room temperature... temp... oh my blessed... sh**... I just stepped outside and the temperature is 96 degrees... at night... so blessed be... better go and quick freeze this beer... in the meanwhile... I'll drink a pepsi with cherries... not only can you make side walk chicken.. out side tonight... but you can cook a t-bone steak...

    I want to break dance... twirl, twirl... on my but and jump to the head... twirl, left, stop twirl right stop... jump up and face someone and say your mama beat that... uhhh!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 07:57 PM
    kymwm
    Now I've got to sing--one of the songs someone was singing jogged my memory (similar lyrics). Anyway, favorite song as a wee small child, & still absolutley love it...

    There's a land that I see
    Where the children are free
    And I say it ain't far
    To this land from where we are.

    Take my hand, come with me
    Where the children are free
    Come with me--take my hand
    And we'll live

    In a land
    Where the river runs free
    In a land
    Through the green country
    In a land
    To a shining sea

    And you and me
    Are free to be
    You and me
  • Aug 25, 2006, 08:37 PM
    J_9
    Ice Ice Baby

    Vanilla Ice Ice Baby!!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 09:36 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Ice Ice Baby

    Vanilla Ice Ice Baby!!!!!!

    Thems fighting words.

    Now why (in my whiniest voice) did you have to go and do that??

    Now I need to open itunes and play some music to get that crap out of my head.

    Here... what's in the "guys that sing" playlist?.

    Hold, on, I'm coming - sam and dave
    Have a little faith in me - john hiatt
    Isn't no sunshine - al greene
    Way down in the hole - five blind boys of Alabama
    Cracked rear view - hootie and the blowfish
    I thank you - zz top
    Deliver me - sonia dada
    Its all right - big head todd and the monsters
    Malted milk - eric clapton
    Devils and dust - springsteen
    Remedy - black crowes
    Suffragate city - david bowie
    Who do you love - george thorogood
    Play guitar - john (was he cougar) mellencamp
    Boom boom boom boom - john lee hooker
    Blue eyes crying in the rain - willie nelson
    Sexual healing - marvin gaye
    Love man - otis redding
    Stranglehold - ted nugent
    I will follow - u2
    Be thou my vision - van morrison
    Hot cop - village people

    OK, so I added that last one in for gits and shiggles.

    If that doesn't get rid of ice, ice baby, I'm going to memphis!
  • Aug 25, 2006, 10:42 PM
    kymwm
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Myth
    Oh yes.... I can't wait till this storm hits here tonight... it's goning to be sooo cool... thunder lightning....

    Myth, You would love to be here! It's 1:30am & raining cats & dogs, literally! I opened the door & a wet cat flew in!! LOL. The thunder & lightening is so loud that I am going to have a cat (luckily not the wet one, a different one), an 89lb lab, 2 kids, a husband & myself in my bed. (thank goodness it's a king)! You would think it's the Grande Finale on the 4th of July out there. Well, I'm off to try to squeeze into my bed, wish me luck!!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 05:12 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Sits next to KP and sips my coffee, demurely... holding the cup up to hide my barely not giggling face whenver necessary, thinking to myself "un huh, that was SUM list, let's see what happens when lil' miss ice gets wind of it!!!" LOL
  • Aug 26, 2006, 05:59 AM
    Myth
    Wow I had to go back ten pages to see what I missed in the couple of days I haven't been on... I don't think I'm going to remember it all... lol. Well four days left and I'm sleeping all that I can. Hope everyone has a great weekend. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some rain but not going to hold my breath.
  • Aug 26, 2006, 07:37 AM
    J_9
    Ok, little miss ice saw that!!

    Mom is there room on the bench for me? I really need some coffee this morning!!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 07:39 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Slides over on the bench and holds out a steaming starbucks... I understand dear girl!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 07:42 AM
    J_9
    Oh, thanks Mom, life is good now.
  • Aug 26, 2006, 07:45 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... coffee!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 08:16 AM
    J_9
    Oh, yummie to the tummie...

    Well guys, these are my last 2 real days of FREEDOM!!

    Then back to the books.
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:11 AM
    talaniman
    Wow evry time I turn my back there are five more pages, will it ever end. I hope not. My grandkids are keeping me so busy I barely have time for coffee, so as soon as they finish lunch I have to come up with something else to amuse them with besides jumping on my belly welly. I ain't 25 no more but they think I'm a big kid(?) with nothing else to do but play. (opps they may be right) So just saying hello while I have a chance and start with out me if you have too.
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:14 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Saves your spot on the bench for later...
    When the grankiddies take their nappies, then maybe we can amuse everyone here with the Tal & Val show, whacha think, nice ring to it?

    Hee hee hee :D
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:38 AM
    talaniman
    Go figure my 2 year old just passed out and the 5 year old wants to color, and I could use a nap but I don't trust the 5 year old with crayons (he thinks I look better with a mustache) wonder where he got that from, any how, The 5 year old never I mean never sleeps during the day so... I'll be back, have to draw a power ranger for him to color...
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:52 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Tal can draw.. Power Rangers even..? Impressive!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:52 AM
    J_9
    Make sure it is the Red Ranger Tal...

    Umm, does anyone have an extra can of bug spray I can borrow?
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:55 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Ummm yes Red would be good! Very good! Loans J_9 my can of Black Flag... do you have a really good recipe for pumpkin pie, I want to make one for my sweetie, he lurves it! I adore autumn... hurry September!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:58 AM
    J_9
    All I know about pumpkin pie is that you have to squash that squash really good and hard, then pour it in a pan, bake the hell out of it and give it a good spritz of bug spray!!
  • Aug 26, 2006, 10:59 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    :eek: Huh?. you mean Cool Whip, don't you honey?
  • Aug 26, 2006, 11:00 AM
    J_9
    Oh, I saw the Val and Tal show is going to be on soon

    Oh, how I LOVE those two.

    *pulls up chairs for everyone*
  • Aug 26, 2006, 11:04 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    I am afraid the Tal & Val show is going to be postponed indefinitely by Mother Nature... you see I live in the boonies, can only get lousey dial up and whenever it storms, bye bye Val's crappy connection! Boo hoo :(
  • Aug 26, 2006, 11:05 AM
    J_9
    Ah, another one of Val's storms.

    So sad.

    Well, the chairs can stay where they are, but get the karoke mahcine inside before it gets wet.

    Well, I looked over KPs guys that can sing play list. Pretty impressive I must say. But missing a few

    Joe Cocker - You are so Beautiful
    Sammy Johns - Chevy Van
    Eric Clapton - You Were Wonderful Tonight
    Blackfoot - Train Train
    Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind Love

    Oh, well, those are some of mine.

    **runs off to do the Funky Cold Medina**
  • Aug 26, 2006, 03:12 PM
    BIM
    WOW :eek: Been a long time since I talked to any of yous guys!! Been really busy at work and home. But I need to ask what the VAL & TAL show is:confused: Also, I never did get an answer to what the Hot Sauce club is:confused: Maybe I shouldn't know (hee hee)

    One other thing, when does Myth have her baby?? Is it her first or last;) Pretty exciting any how you look at it.
  • Aug 26, 2006, 04:17 PM
    J_9
    VAl & Tal singing karoke, pull up a chair and enjoy!!

    Myth is going to have the twins on Wednesday. These will be her fourth. She has 2 older daughters and now one boy and one girl!!

    I can't wait, I am going to go see her Friday!!

    Anyone want to send care packages?
  • Aug 26, 2006, 04:33 PM
    RickJ
    Getting all pumped up for UFC 62 tonight. Anyone else going to watch it?
  • Aug 26, 2006, 04:40 PM
    J_9
    Hubby probably will, I don't see the point in people hurting each other on purpose.

    Why? Why would someone want to get their head bashed in?
  • Aug 26, 2006, 04:45 PM
    RickJ
    They don't want to get their head bashed in. That's why they swing so hard at the other guy! :p :p

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