Help! Alty's getting ready for another episode of "Open mouth, insert foot" someone
Stop me, quick, my post is all typed out, just have to send it. STOP ME!!
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Help! Alty's getting ready for another episode of "Open mouth, insert foot" someone
Stop me, quick, my post is all typed out, just have to send it. STOP ME!!
Interesting... Some people say I use that word way too much. Guess Interesting... Is my safe word. Pondering.
Alty, STOP...
Hello Francine...
Starby, Hey there...
Hey there Joe! How are you? I can just see your wife coming home and putting on a new dress, and you looking and saying... hmmm, interesting. You best say that the right way, or you could get booted to the other end of the room! LOL! ;)
LOL,, I am doing all right. Yourself?? Or booted in the head... One or the other. Guess I should come up with a better safe word. Interesting... Is it not. LOL
Wonderful is a good word, it's also an interesting word. ;)
Hey Joe, and Starby, how are you guys?
Starby, I see you were a good girl and didn't respond to our little friend, I'm not going to either, I'm so done, stick a fork in me. Ouch, that hurt, I didn't mean literally. :)
Hey Joe, Starby, Alty...
How are you guys?
I'm okay Biggie, thanks for asking, how are you?
Went to Walmart with the kids, now I'm having a beer, that's a necessity after Walmart with the kids. "Mommy can we have this, mommy I want that, oooh cool, it's only $120.00 mommy, why can't I have it?" Somebody shoot me. ;);););)
Where's M?
I'm in a meeting Alty , beware I still have my Laptop :)
Sounds like tons of fun Alty...
Just got off the phone with my buddy and he brought up a good point. I'm the best man of that wedding in a month and a half and I need to work on finding a date for it... great :p
Thank God, My little boy is not store (walmart) crazy yet. Whoo hoo.
Doing better then earlier today.
Hello Friend, Sorry about the Francine slip again. I really am.
Hey BB, been awhile.
I'll be your date, I haven't been to a wedding in ages, when you get to be my age it's divorce parties. ;)
What should I wear, are you taller than 5'11", because then I can wear heals, when's the wedding? ;);););)
Alty and Starby,
Your little friend. Hmmmm. Do I know your friend. Dr.Evil opening up a can of worms... Ha Ha Ha.
LOL... thats OK Joe , I can handle it :)
M has a laptop, Noooooooo, maybe he'll drop it on his foot. Muwahahahahahaha. ;):)
Yeah Joe, How have you been? I was in Cape Cod MA for the weekend hanging out with my friend who's doing an internship at a golf course up there... haven't been on much lately.
Haha, SCORE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
The wedding is the 26th of July and I'm only about 5'10" so you're good.
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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
I believe you may, he got my goat and I dived right in, dragged poor Starby along with me. You know me, when I'm mad I can't stop fighting, it's survivor instinct, from years of not surviving, so, you, I got mad and it went bad. ;) I'm done now though, won't give him the pleasure of fighting anymore, does that mean I win? ;);)
I'm 5'11" so no heels for me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird213
What color should I wear? Can I wear my wedding dress, or would that be too much, wait, would I still fit into my wedding dress? :eek: :eek: :confused: :D
Maybe a nice blue dress, or pink, no pink's too much, mauve, that's nice, yup. Yeah, I get to go shopping for a new dress. :D
I haven't heard the final word yet, but as late as I know I am wearing all black. Its going to be freakin hot. The color was blue at first, but I guess now its all black. All black at the end of July - awesome.
Hot huh? Can I wear a bikini? ;)
It's custom for a man to wear a black suit to a wedding, but a women who wears black to a wedding is being rude, black is for mourning. Is this marriage a good thing, because if it isn't then I can wear black too. ;)
I have known your friend for a long long long time. Actually.. .
Alty, do not blame you at all.
You and Starby both Win.. . Oh you.
Well, shame on me. I know nothing about weddings. Last time I was in a wedding I was like 6 years old and was the ring bearer. Should be interesting...
Is it also custom to have a date? I figured if I can't find one its not a big deal if I go alone...
BB - That is awesome. Weddings can be lots of fun.
RENT A DATE BB.
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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
We win, we win, na, na, na, na, boo, boo. Phffft! :D :D
Could you put that in writing on that specific thread? Kidding, let's not start him going after you too, I feel bad enough I got Starby involved.
I'm hoping so. I have to plan the bachelor party too. :cool: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Rent a Date? LOL
Hey biggie
Don't you get to have one of the Bridesmaids as your date for the night?
Hah, I don't even know who the bridesmaids are... Hell, Ill just have the Bride as my date for the night.Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Game on Alty! Bring it girl! I have custody of his son Kevin! Franny is a gentleman right?. right? And he gave me kisses on another thread! So there! Na na na na na! :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
You are actually in the wedding party, right? You're date won't have much fun, it's customary for the wedding party to sit at the main table, sans date, so she'd have to sit with other people, not you. Once the dance begins it will be okay, but all throughout dinner and the speeches she won't even be sitting with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird213
I'd go solo, there are bound to be a few single gals there, dance with all of them, you never know what could happen. Oh, great, I've gone to far, do I have to give you the safe sex speech now, or the one night stand speech (it's a good one) or how about the be a gentleman speech (that one's boring, puts be to sleep). Say the word and I'll give the speech. No M, I won't be giving examples during the speech, ex: How to safely have a one night stand, There is not safe way!
Yeah Alty, you make a good point, they probably wouldn't have too much fun. New goal - Don't find a date. Get myself ready to not be a little b*tch and ask people I don't know to dance :)
I have to run off for awhile boyz and girlz! Puter keeps on freezing up... urrrrgghhhh! Play nice now kids! ;)
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Sorry all, phone call.
Yup, go stag Biggie, best way to go, keep your options open. ;)
Joe, WAKE UP!!
Alrighty,
I'm about to go the way of Joe. Still trying ot make up sleep from the weekend :eek:
4 AM weekends need to stop :)
Good night everyone except M, good afternoon :)
Goodnight Biggie, sweet dreams, dreams of bridesmaids and other single gals. ;)
Hey, did anyone notice that once again HC and Sneezy were both missing at the same time? Hmmmm, very peculiar. ;)
Yes, I should hit the ZZZ's soon. Have a good night everyone. Oh and Good Afternoon To M.
Thanks biggie , sleep well :)Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird213
Goodnight Joe. :)
Hey M, did you drop your laptop yet? ;)
Long time no talk, didn't see you much yesterday and not much today. Alty misses M. :(
Oooh, now I'm going to get in trouble with Starby, she thinks you're all hers, only hers, won't share with me at all. Don't you feel special? ;);)
Ha Ha... I miss chatting too sometimes , however sometimes I just get caught up with work... bugger ay :)
I keep an eye on you all though ;)
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