Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all.

I have always wanted a library wall and a glass cage animal/snake/lizard/spider wall... LOL
Good for you Alty, I do the same and find myself buying books even if I never get a moments peace to read one of them! I am in love with books...

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Originally Posted by startover22

Wait wait wait, stop right there, I know where this is going and I will call Marta if you get up on that ladder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
Don't you dare, you make sure you find someone to do it for you like your son or something!

She is ShOpInGggggggggg~~~~~~~~ haha. Got me and I have been up and down about 30 times, and you are right once the ladder moved and fear set in. But Me Man... I survived...

Actually it is only times like this that I can seem to get anything accomplished, when I am by myself and the phones aren't ringing off the hook...

... sorry Start... :o again...

EDIT: ya love me don't cha...come on, right????????? I know, I know, I know......

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See the picture? About 20 steps up (where the photographer was standing) we all had a beautiful picnic. It was absolutely lovely.

Anyway... We were sitting there and I looked over in the corner by the watchtower... there was this huge part of the wall that had fallen off. It was just sitting there. I went over, picked it up, and was in complete, total awe. Well... the guy with the hat? Yeah.. he was rather hyper... he was running (yes, running) down the steps... and knocked into me... sent the beautiful piece of the Great Wall flying...

When it landed, it smashed into hundreds of tiny pieces... one just happened to end up in my backpack... :o

That's my story... the next pic is the pic of the watch tower where we ate lunch (the top one)... it was breathtaking.

EDIT:: I'm the one in the braids :) and it's the guy in the cowboy hat

Books are the best. I love almost anything, except romance novels, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, I hate you, I love you, oooh, not for me. I love murder mysteries, and medical novels, not medical journals Sneezy, novels. Robin Cook is one of my favorite authors.

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The FAAAAAAR right tower... :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I always read in the bathroom, it's the only time I get any privacy.

Hi Starty.

Ask Sneez... "it is not good to read in the bathroom." :o

HC, wow, great pictures, and great story.

Stringer, I know, and the ring around the butt is not good. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Books are the best. I love almost anything, except romance novels, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, I hate you, I love you, oooh, not for me. I love murder mysteries, and medical novels, not medical journals Sneezy, novels. Robin Cook is one of my favorite authors.

I enjoy most books, and I like Clive Clussler.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

HC, wow, great pictures, and great story.

Stringer, I know, and the ring around the butt is not good. ;)

LOL!! Annnnd on that note... I believe its time for me to head home and nurse my Beaker Lip.

What a Whack-A-Chicky day...

And all of it without coffee...

(*sigh*)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

HC, wow, great pictures, and great story.

Stringer, I know, and the ring around the butt is not good. ;)

That's one reason.:p

Night All! See you on the other side! :)

Him dork dork, him dork dork, him de de de doo (that's what the chef always said)

Goodnight HC, nurse that poor lip and aloe that sunborn. Don't go AWOL tomorrow or I'll be forced to come find you.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That's one reason.:p

:p That's one of many reasons. :p

Love the pics HC, thank you.
Stringer, I just know of an old story involving ladders and Stringer... Please stayoff till she get's home!
Alty, besides the ring around the butt, you get germs on the pages... lol
Sneezy, work on my Bubye arm while you are there...
I need to get off my butt and take careof some rowdy boys... be back soon!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:p That's one of many reasons. :p

Right! (And who's the dork?) haha

Okay, this is why I'm paranoid, you guys have been chatty all day and then I come back and everyone leaves. :( Does my breath smell. ;)

I'm kidding. I've been super busy today, apparently everyone and their dog wants to talk to me today. Hmmm, maybe people do love me. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Right! (And who's the dork?) haha

Don't you remember the muppets? The chef and beaker, his assistant. He always sang "Him dork dork, Him dork dork Him dee dee dee doo......" you've got to remember, it was priceless. HC thinkgs she looks like beaker right now. :)

"Alty, besides the ring around the butt, you get germs on the pages...lol"

Yeah... that's what... I.. was... thinking... too... ah huh...

Sorry Alty, I just had to go make sure the hose was turned off and grandpas back door was shut... LMAO

Hee, hee. Hey Starty, how's your bunny?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, this is why I'm paranoid, you guys have been chatty all day and then I come back and everyone leaves. :( Does my breath smell. ;)

I'm kidding. I've been super busy today, apparently everyone and their dog wants to talk to me today. Hmmm, maybe people do love me. :)

You are a lovely, sweet, caring, huggable person, but Alty, you can't go around calling people "DORK!"... see

Stringer:p

Bunny is good, I have a few uh, well, scratches, or maybe holes from him but he is good!
I may have needed stitches but they seem to be healing up well, my chest, my tummy and my hands... I got the picking him up part down now thank goodness!;)

Yes, they can be squirmy and they can scratch like the ens. Wear long sleeves. :) How big is he?

Stringer, I wasn't calling you a dork honey, it's a song from the muppets, really. You know I love you sweetie. :)

Uh, I think he is a little bigger than a cantalope! His is very big and soft and sweet and he loves my kitty!

Aw, you should post a picture some time. :)

Stringer come back, I really didn't call you a dork. :)

I can't my pics won't resize:(:(:(

Aw, that's not fair. How about a video? ;) What color is Bunny?

Okay, Stringer, I actually looked up an old muppets clip of the Chef and Beaker, and I am wrong, that's not the words he sang, funny the things you remember from childhood, and I remembered it wrong. Sad. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes, they can be squirmy and they can scratch like the ens. Wear long sleeves. :) How big is he?

Stringer, I wasn't calling you a dork honey, it's a song from the muppets, really. You know I love you sweetie. :)

K... love you too... what is the "ens?'

Eek, I've got to go and make some dinner. I'll talk to you guys later.

Starty, give your bunny and the kitty he loves a big hug. :)

Stringer, really, it was a muppet song, or at least I though it was. :)

Be good, I know I'll try to be.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

K...love you too..............................what is the "ens?'

Yikes, I don't know. I was making a point, but it's forgotten. What the heck is happening to me, what is the ens? I can't even figure it out and I'm the one who wrote it. Yikes, I need to lay down for a while. :o :eek: :confused:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Eek, I've gotta go and make some dinner. I'll talk to you guys later.

Starty, give your bunny and the kitty he loves a big hug. :)

Stringer, really, it was a muppet song, or at least I though it was. :)

Be good, I know I'll try to be.

WAIT Alty...what is an "ens?"

I think she meant d*ckens. They scratch like the d*ckens.

But... censorship.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yikes, I don't know. I was making a point, but it's forgotten. What the heck is happening to me, what is the ens? I can't even figure it out and I'm the one who wrote it. Yikes, I need to lay down for a while. :o :eek: :confused:

Ok, sorry I repeated the question... go enjoy your family, SYL.

LOL, Stringer!
Sneezy, did you work out your (my) bubye arm? I hope so cause I am lazy to do it myself! LOL

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I think she meant d*ckens. They scratch like the d*ckens.

but...censorship.

Oh... I see, you know there is a skill in reading this 'stuff", especially when I write it... :p

1276 posts, man this is going fast...

It IS going fast... who's going to start up the next one?

Just got back from my run + shower.. luckily, I checked the closet for starby before I got in the shower.

I think I'm going to clean my apartment now... what're your plans for tonight stringer?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

it IS going fast...who's going to start up the next one?

just got back from my run + shower..luckily, I checked the closet for starby before I got in the shower.

I think I'm going to clean my apartment now...what're your plans for tonight stringer?

Not much Sneezy, Marta and I are going to watch Eli Stone I believe and get to bed early. Rise and shine at 5:15am tomorrow, I have a business meeting at 8 that is about 45 miles away... (and traffic to contend with)... so...

Enjoy your evening and take care...

Stringer

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

it IS going fast...who's going to start up the next one?

just got back from my run + shower..luckily, I checked the closet for starby before I got in the shower.

I think I'm going to clean my apartment now...what're your plans for tonight stringer?

I knew you'd be checking Sneezy, so I changed it up and hid under your bed! HA HA... fooled you!

I believe there was talk about moving over to the Daycare afterwards... that is if everyone can stand the smell! Phewww, I better get to cleaning!

Speaking of cleaning, I cleaned my apartment today!!

YAY!! It was rid of dog hair for about 4 hours!!

I say "was" because Lily's here now and she's... going to town on her squeaky toy and I see her fur flying everywhere.