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They all find me...

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At least that means they're leaving me alone. ;)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

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Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:

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And I'm the naughty one. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

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No. I ate more than plenty.

I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

I wasn't here because I got sick.

Real sick.

Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

-- But gosh darn it... it was WORTH it.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

No. I ate more than plenty.

I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

I wasn't here because I got sick.

Real sick.

Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

-- But gosh darn it ... it was WORTH it.

Sarah

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Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)

I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

*yawn*


I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape... but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

FOOL!

I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

*yawn*


I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape...but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

FOOL!

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I only run if I'm being chased. The person chasing has to have a knife. If there's no knife then why bother running?

Guns don't matter, he could be good enough to shoot a moving target, so no need to run.

I've given this a lot of thought. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)

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... secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

Maybe.

I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>

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Om nom nom nom. :D

Damnit, now I'm hungry. :(

You guys suck!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

...secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater........... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

Maybe.

I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

Sarah

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They're already dead when they're being cooked, might as well eat them. ;)

That didn't sound good. :o

Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/

Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

Night... ZZZzzz.

Night Helper!

GOOD NIGHT :)

Torri.

I LOVE TO RUN [from the cops]


Sarah

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Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/

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Even if my tummy responded to running, I wouldn't run.

Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.

In fact, if someone with a knife chased me and I ran, he'd never catch me because he'd be on the floor belly laughing.

He's the only one who'll be getting a tummy workout.

Oh, also, I'm a klutz. Really! I hurt myself at least 5 times a day. It's pathetic. Can you imagine what would happen if I ran? Someone may die. It could be me! :eek:

So much innuendo (no don't alty) on that last page , but I'm going to play it cool and not touch it :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

Night... ZZZzzz.

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Traveling Joe?

Where are you going?

Can I come?

I'll bring food. :)

Poo, he's gone.

Night Joe.

The cops never chase me. :(

It's probably because I'm the most boring person ever. I hardly ever speed, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't have sex, I don't smack blind people, and I don't streak.


I'm never going to get any po-po attention...

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Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.

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LMAO!

I haven't found a sports bra that will accommodate. I like my meaty status. I work it Yo.