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  • Sep 21, 2010, 04:59 AM
    adam_89

    I will click on that here in a second but first I will explain myself. I tried Google yesterday and it screwed me so I said I will try amhd. Well I guess Google saves.
    Thanks Bear!
  • Sep 21, 2010, 05:00 AM
    adam_89

    So crap, 1 meter is a little over a yard? So how hard to you think it would be to run 300 meters in 71 seconds?
  • Sep 21, 2010, 05:17 AM
    shazamataz

    Fastest man in the world can run 100 meters in 9 seconds

    I could run 300 meters in about 9 minutes.

    Not that it helps you :p
  • Sep 21, 2010, 05:19 AM
    albear

    No worries adam, any reason why 300 meters in a minute, were silly bets made?
  • Sep 21, 2010, 05:55 AM
    adam_89

    Actually, I am training to be a cop and that is one of the requirements is to run 300 meters in 71 seconds. Sounds hard. I wonder how many laps around the track that would be, I can't think for some reason this morning.
  • Sep 21, 2010, 06:49 AM
    albear

    Oh cool, well best of luck :)
  • Sep 21, 2010, 06:54 AM
    adam_89

    Thanks
  • Sep 21, 2010, 08:39 AM
    Unknown008

    For an ordinary circuit, I think it's one lap, or a little less.

    Anyway, the speed in yards per second is 4.6 yards in a second, for a reference :)

    Good luck Adam :)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 12:52 PM
    redhed35

    Hey guys,how's everyone.

    I've been busy in work and researching for an assigment.

    Busy busy busy.

    Did I miss anything exciting on the boards?
  • Sep 23, 2010, 01:06 PM
    albear

    Hey red hope your doing well, good luck with the assignment, anything interesting? :)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:19 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    hey guys,hows everyone.

    ive been busy in work and researching for an assigment.

    busy busy busy.

    did i miss anything exciting on the boards?

    You missed me. I'm exciting. On the boards.

    And I like to distract busy girls doing research. Wound up in a two year relationship doing that once. Who knew sex on the lab floor, on the fire blanket, would be so much fun?

    Judge me all you want.

    That fire blanket sat in that wall box for five years before I took it out for some 3AM fun.

    ... the threat of being caught by the late night security sweep just amped up the sexual tension. Just saying.

    I shouldve been fired so many frickin times... ah well.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:25 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    you missed me. im exciting. on the boards.

    and i like to distract busy girls doing research. wound up in a two year relationship doing that once. who knew sex on the lab floor, on the fire blanket, would be so much fun?

    judge me all you want.

    that fire blanket sat in that wall box for five years before i took it out for some 3AM fun.

    ... the threat of being caught by the late night security sweep just amped up the sexual tension. just saying.

    i shouldve been fired so many frickin times... ah well.

    If you like the threat of being caught, try having sex in a car at a police station parking lot. Just saying. :eek:
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:27 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Or on the roof of service master...
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Or on the roof of service master....

    Good one!
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Stringer

    Where the hell was I during all this fun??
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:32 PM
    Alty

    Elevator in the Telus building downtown during the day on a weekday.

    Or in the back of a brinks security truck. Not my fault he left for lunch and left he back door open. :)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:32 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Where the hell was I during all this fun????

    In the elevator with me. Don't you remember? :(
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:32 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Or in front of the library on a picnic table...
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:34 PM
    Alty

    Lake with your mom swimming towards you. That was fun.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:34 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Where the hell was I during all this fun????


    Crap. That wasn't you on that roof top?
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:35 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Crap. That wasn't you on that roof top?

    Was that before or after my incident with him in the elevator?

    Stringer, have you been two timing? :(
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:39 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Lake with your mom swimming towards you. That was fun.

    Lmao! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Wait... speaking of chair, that's a good one too.:D
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:40 PM
    kp2171
    All this talk about things happening on the rood and elevator and in the pool...

    Is the Evil Jen posting here?

    She treated me poorly verbally, but she was a goddess in naughtyland.

    Sex at the pool. Check. Oral on the airplane. Copy that. Hj in the back of her parents car on a trip together. Hell ja. The side elevator at the union. etc...

    Sorry. All the odd places mentioned had me thinking.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:42 PM
    kp2171
    I'm actually online when enigma is also??

    Its xxxmas early.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:43 PM
    Enigma1999

    Oooh I got one, who has had sex on a water tower? That was intense!
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:44 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    im actually online when enigma is also???

    its xxxmas early.

    Meow!:D;)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Lmao! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Wait....speaking of chair, that's a good one too.:D

    Ya, it was an interesting experience. We were in the lake, amongst hundreds of other people, and the mood struck. Relatively safe, or so we thought, and than I see my mom swimming towards us. My super sweet hubby (than boyfriend) says "but I'm almost done, can't we hurry?"

    Ooh, sweep me off my feet, the words ever girl wants to here "I'm almost done!" Guess what cupcake, I am done, swimming away now. ;)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:47 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    My fav was a park behind a bush with tons of people around (this was in the middle of the night, no risk of kids).

    The family bathroom at the mall was a good one too.

    Not to mention the time under the propane tank in front of a hotel... that was classy.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ya, it was an interesting experience. We were in the lake, amongst hundreds of other people, and the mood struck. Relatively safe, or so we thought, and than I see my mom swimming towards us. My super sweet hubby (than boyfriend) says "but I'm almost done, can't we hurry?"

    Ooh, sweep me off my feet, the words ever girl wants to here "I'm almost done!" Guess what cupcake, I am done, swimming away now. ;)

    Did Mom have any clue what you were up to? Haha
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    oooh I got one, who has had sex on a water tower? That was intense!

    I've never even seen a water tower, but I'll be sure to try it when I do. :)

    Sex on a raft? Anyone?

    Sex in my parents bed, with two guys, when I was a teen and they were away in Germany. Of course I washed the sheets, but apparently I put them on wrong. That of course was the first thing my mom noticed on her return. My excuse "I slept in your bed while you were gone because I missed you and I washed the sheets because I wanted you to come home to a fresh clean bed".

    I'm just glad they didn't see the condom on the floor that I apparently missed when doing the clean up. :eek:
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:49 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Meow!:D;)

    That so made my night darlin'.

    Danke. I mean that. Helluva week. Ugly stuff. Nice to finish it with a brief moment of your attention.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:50 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Did Mom have any clue what you were up to? haha

    No way! Not MY mom. :p

    She thought we were hugging. :)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    And I have to say the one under the propane tank was a two weeks ago...
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Alty

    Quote:

    Not to mention the time under the propane tank in front of a hotel... that was classy.
    I peed by a propane tank once. Gosh, I hope it wasn't the same one. :p
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Enigma1999
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I've never even seen a water tower, but I'll be sure to try it when I do. :)

    Sex on a raft? Anyone?

    Sex in my parents bed, with two guys, when I was a teen and they were away in Germany. Of course I washed the sheets, but apparently I put them on wrong. That of course was the first thing my mom noticed on her return. My excuse "I slept in your bed while you were gone because I missed you and I washed the sheets because I wanted you to come home to a fresh clean bed".

    I'm just glad they didn't see the condom on the floor that I apparently missed when doing the clean up. :eek:

    At least you were kind enough to wash the sheets. Haha
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:52 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone else's condom stuck to your arse...
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:53 PM
    kp2171
    Sex outside is lovely. There's just something about feeling the cool air press down upon your bare skin... its just awesome.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:54 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories.... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone elses condom stuck to your arse....

    Oops, my bad. I thought it had cleared the top. ;)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:54 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    If you like the threat of being caught, try having sex in a car at a police station parking lot. just saying. :eek:

    Is that a proposal?
  • Sep 23, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Damn you KP! Ok at least it was yours. Much better mental pic than what I was thinking...

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