Cool down Starby! Did I mention any duck? Sssshhh there, there. I think I meant seagulls above there, they are common near this island. Just cool down, relax yourself on that beach and have a sun bath. Don't forget the sun lotion! Take this, it's a new one, it's make is... huh? Where is it? A here!. Olivasun oil! I need to go now, don't fly away! I'll be here later.

Unky, that Olivasun oil, is that cooking oil? :)

Unky was trying to fool the Duck! I knew he was heating up the olive oil, and trying to trick me to sit in the hot sun. Ducky knows to wear SPF 100 suncreen at all times! The duck has also ordered a special treatment, that promises feather replacement. The Duck will be fluffy and have a full body of feathers once again! Mwuaaahahahaha!

Stringy, Alty and I got lucky and hit the two for one bathing suit sale! :D

NH come baaaaaack! The weeds on your island are getting really tall, and I hear Alty has been partying and trashing your Island! She used all of your Pepsi for mix too!

Here Ducky... just relax, sit in this "bath" tub here on the beach... no... never mind the wood underneath it... nooooo. Just sit in the water an really relax. Close your widdle eyes now...

Quick... get me that Tiki torch over there... shhhhhhhh... she's sleeping.

QUACK... what the..? ::shakes off water:: I'm out of here!

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NH come baaaaaack! The weeds on your island are getting really tall, and I hear Alty has been partying and trashing your Island! She used all of your Pepsi for mix too!

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Snitch. :(

Alty... much better than Pepsi;

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Oh, t'was just an invention of mine that Olivasun Oil. Anyway, now that I'm looking at it closely... this is a piece of paper stuck on the original sun lotion... voilà, I removed it, so the true make was New Sun Lotion, protection against sunrays, rated +100! Sorry for having scared you off Starby, lol!

Hmmmm... I see another trick coming on! No deal! Ducky has lovely sensitive skin!

No, no no, it's 100% safe, you have my word. Do you doubt my word?;) Go on I tell you, it was safe from the start, just had to lol, the studies will make me crazy. Tonight, I'll have my rest time, till tomorrow ,hard work restarts.

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Hmmmm.....I see another trick coming on!! No deal! Ducky has lovely sensitive skin!

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Mmmmmm, skin, nicely browned, crisp, lightly seasoned. Mmmmmmmm, my mouth is watering. :D

I found a new cabana boy for you girls :D

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Not my type,
But I'll send some silk bedsheets to the island :)

Spydey... I see you have wondered upon "Fed Up Island!" The leaseholder has been missing for quite some time! We miss her! :( Well, at least we don't have to pay rent! Lol

Hum... I've wondered for some time where this thread had gone :)! Welcome to Fed Up Island Spydy!

Friiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeennnndddddd..

Now equal time is necessary... let us see what is waiting for the guys... K? :):):):):);)

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Friiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeennnndddddd......?

Now equal time is necessary........let us see what is waiting for the guys..............K? :):):):)

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Just for you stringer my friend :D

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Thanks, close... but cuter please and a little less...

Heeyyyyy! What the heck has been happening on this Island? You just wait till NH comes back and finds out the kind of shenanigans you've been pulling around here! :p

All we want, yes ALL we want is... nakie cabanagirls and even topless only will work...

Just a dream, just a dream... we can dream can't we, at least you can give us that crumb... can't cha featherless? Heheheheheheeeee

I will be the only nakie duck on this Island! It's written on that rock over there! Those are the Island commandments! See, look right up top. It's the first commandment! Boys just never follow the rules!

Yes I see it DUCKIE but here is a news flash people!!!!!!!!!!

I have pictures of the naked DUCKIE working all night with a chisel and a hammer on that rock!!!!!!!!!!!! So NO it was not some grand intervention by a higher power........IT WAS WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAT THE NAKIE DUCKIE !!!!!!!!!!!

T'wasn't me I tell you... t'wasn't meee! It must have been an imposter! I have an alibi! I was... uhhhmm... I was at the salon having my feather replacement therapy! Yup, that's where I was! You call the people at Salon de coup!

I have pics........you with a hammer, your butt in the air AND only one stringly, devastated, sorry feather sticking up in the moon light! :*)

It was someone in a halloween costume! I've heard they are selling them at Walmart! I want a cut of their profits!

A DUCK caught with her hand on the hammer...

The pic caught you looking directly at the camera.. DUCKIE ! With a look of GUILT and shock that cha got caught... hahahahahaha

I'm selling it to the internet you are NAKIE !

Well I wasn't going to bring this up, but I too have pics! Pictures of the Sheriff dipping into the petty cash, and taking the Oxen for a night out on the town!

Oxen? Does Allty and princess know that that is what YOU are calling them? We went for a drink, and since you guys have voted down giving me a salary, I had to take "expenses" from the "kitty."

I can't wait 'til they hear what you called them DUCKIE!

Oh now you are trying to blackmail me are you! I was speaking of the Oxen of the animal variety... yup, the ones that Harold brought over from the Castle! I saw that look of lust in your eyes when you looked at them! I saw how your were looking at their big wolly coats and their big horns! I got an overhead view, and it looks it was party central afterwards at the station!

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What is going on? I'm gone for a while and all heck breaks loose.

Who's Harold? We have oxen? Who's the girl M and why is she here? Ducky is getting feather replacement therapy and Stringer is blackmailing her?

Gosh, leave for a week or so and everything is weird. You really can't miss a day on AMHD, otherwise you get too far behind. :(

Someone tell me what's going on, I'm lost. :(

It's Majic Mushroom season?

Mag, if at all possible, you just made me more lost then before. :(

Magic Mushroom season? I live in Canada, that's strictly verboten here. ;)

Than before. That's what happens when you take Majic Mushrooms. It is the season you know.

No shrooms here, nope, not here, it's too cold to grow them this time of year, yup, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So, who's Harold, why do we have oxen, and what's up with the duck? Can you give me the short sweet version? ;)

We, Harold and I, and a small army of wild hooligans, have decided to storm the castle. We will be taking it for our own. As soon as we fix the Catapult. As far as the duck... scared me and my men. We are making plans for that duck. Hot boiling oil rendered from a dragons loins should do the trick.

Oh, Harold has taken a fancy to oxen over winches. Hey, don't ask, don't tell in our outfit. More winches for us.

Looks like we have a convert... ha ha

Did you like your new girl sherriff?

Be careful those wenches are Dirrrty. Eewww