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  • Aug 7, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7
    Do we have a stalker Sneezy or an admirer or just a bugger???? LOL


    I enjoy doing hand massages, back massages and foot massages for people because I know it helps alleviate their pain and I gladly give my husband manicures but ewh...the toenail thing makes me (((shudder)))!!!


    Hey for all you "Big animal lovers", this video is great. My audio device is out again so I didn't get to hear the audio. But the visual was something "out of the everyday" as some day!

    Twin Baby Moose and Sprinkler - Video

    Cute princess... and the song was beautiful also... Stringer
  • Aug 7, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Alty
    Evening Stringer, how are you today?
  • Aug 7, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Evening Stringer, how are you today?

    Fine lady, how are you? I see you have been being a pretty good girl lately. Yes, that is a compliment.. ha ha:)

    Well... it was almost 4 am before I closed my eyes this morning, so I am off to try to do better tonight... big day tomorrow; hedges to cut, back to cleaning the garage (some) and then on Saturday off to a wedding reception... Marta's friends, don't know them too well...

    Good night, have fun and maybe consider keeping up this most recent conduct... :D :rolleyes:

    Stringer
  • Aug 7, 2008, 10:12 PM
    Alty
    You like good Alty better than naughty Alty? Hmmm, most men like the naughty better. :)

    I do try to be good, I really do, I just have a bad streak in me that often comes out. Sigh, I'm good on the inside. :)
  • Aug 7, 2008, 11:45 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hellooo

    ::echoes::
  • Aug 7, 2008, 11:53 PM
    Alty
    I'm here Sneezy. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:01 AM
    friend4u178
    See you guys , I'm off for the weekend :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:02 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Bye friend! Go have a yummy bone treat for me!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:08 AM
    Alty
    Night Friend, have fun. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 02:32 AM
    Unknown008
    Night friend! How's tricks? (sounds like alty;))
  • Aug 8, 2008, 03:08 AM
    Unknown008
    Helloooo everyone. Everybody up at that time?

    Hey there Bob abd Hagar! Glad to meet you. Just stay a little way from me okay? It's not that I'm afraid of you no, no, but you see, hum, I'm not so at ease with you *steps backwards*. Really nice to meet you. ;)

    Nice pic Alty and M!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:52 AM
    starbuck8
    Who are Bob and... ohhhhhh... forgot what we were talking about... LOL! I was scrolling back to see who these new people were! Hahahaha!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 08:36 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hi everyone.

    Just wanted everyone to know, I am slowly losing my mind.

    I just looked at my dog, and yelled, "RAGAAAAMUFFFIINNNN!!!"

    .. had no idea it meant anything.. . so I googled, and found out it's a breed of a cat!

    .. then I asked myself, what's wrong with me?

    Oh well. Heading out... lily needs a grooming. Ciao!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 09:54 AM
    starbuck8
    Sneezer hun! Lay down and put a cool cloth on your head, and relax. If that doesn't work... it's nothing that a simple lobotomy won't fix! ;) ;) LOL!!

    Word of the day... RAGAMUFFIN! :D
  • Aug 8, 2008, 10:12 AM
    starbuck8
    You guys, I am sooooo completely grossed out! What is wrong with some people? I don't usually watch this show, but my TV was on, and the Tyra Show came on. There is some girl on there, that is addicted to eating cigarette "ashes"! She eats them by the spoonful, and asks her friends to save them for her... and they do!

    She makes ice cream sundaes, and sprinkles cigarette ashes on top! She licks her fingers, and dips them into ashtrays, and eats them! Am I in the twilight zone? What the..?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 10:36 AM
    jrebel7
    Starby, I didn't know about Hagar at all and I was pretty sure I had read all the posts. I remember Bob, silly ol' whip!! RIGHT, am I right? LOL

    Sneezy, it is so nice to be in such great company when losing one's mind!! I just got back from the Chiropractor and some of his stories make me feel actually quite sane but most of the time, I am in your company of "LOSING MY MIND!" LOL Breed of a cat, huh? Yep, learn something everyday on this site!! LOL Study study study but don't forget to take a few healthy breaks! We are all pullin' for you here and with your diligence, I am confident, you have it "made in the shade"!! (An older person's phraseology!) LOL I just won't say how old! HA! : )

    Unky, long time no see but glad you popped in!

    I have to keep walking for a bit to keep alignment so better get at it.

    Everyone, have a great day!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 10:46 AM
    starbuck8
    I sure hope you are feeling better soon Rebby girl! I'm glad you got your alignment, and I hope that fixes your neck for you!

    Sneezy is in good company! I have said weirder things to Niki than that word... LOL! I'm so glad people can't hear me sometimes... they would think I've lost my ever loving mind! That is also why I also keep my front blinds closed a lot of the time... LOL! People would think I'm a crazy woman if they could see me talking to Niki like she's a regular person! ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 11:17 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    You guys, I am sooooo completely grossed out! What is wrong with some people?? I don't usually watch this show, but my TV was on, and the Tyra Show came on. There is some girl on there, that is addicted to eating cigarette "ashes"!! She eats them by the spoonful, and asks her friends to save them for her...and they do!!

    She makes ice cream sundaes, and sprinkles cigarette ashes on top! She licks her fingers, and dips them into ashtrays, and eats them! Am I in the twilight zone?? What the..................????

    Gaaaawwwwdddd... ugggh As Alty says... TMI again... ha ha:rolleyes:
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:04 PM
    jrebel7
    Hey Stringer!! I don't know about that story of cigarette ashes either... ewh... Starby, you aren't going to try it are you?? Just kiddin'! LOL

    Stringer, hope you and Marta have a great vacation. Does it start this weekend or next?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:05 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    It's a medical disorder called pica... people who eat chalk, baby powder, cornstarch, dirt, paint off the walls, etc.

    Cigarette ash is nothing. Wait until you meet someone who decided to get help after eating their mother's ashes.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:20 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Sneezy... this morning

    http://www.alien2nrs.com/blog/upload...394-751078.jpg
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:36 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, Sneezy, cute. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:38 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Cute?.

    Drat, I was going for vicious.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:38 PM
    Alty
    Vicious? You? Nah! :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:40 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    It's a medical disorder called pica...people who eat chalk, baby powder, cornstarch, dirt, paint off the walls, etc.

    Cigarette ash is nothing. Wait til you meet someone who decided to get help after eating their mother's ashes.

    Ewwwww... ewwwww... ewwwwww... ewwwwww!! Okay... the mother thing is definitely TMI!. I just can't stop saying... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!

    (Is anyone else getting notifications?. I haven't gotten them all day?? )
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:42 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I never... did the notification thing, so... can't help you there.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:43 PM
    Alty
    Eeek, eating ashes, not good. My parents where both cremated, their ashes are in an urn, in my house. They have their own special alcove, both their pictures are there. Wait I'll take a pic and post it. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:44 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Rebby... that story...

    ... good god. ::shudders::

    Too young for pacman?! No one's EVER too young for pacman. I actually even have the game on my blackberry... heh.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:44 PM
    jrebel7
    Starby, I am getting notifications. Just FYI. Although a week or so ago I did not at all. Flukey deal.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:45 PM
    jrebel7
    Sneezy, guess since you had to call on God, that was a great story I just shared! LOL LOL LOL
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:47 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)
    Here's the picture of my parents resting place;

    Attachment 10949

    It's right by my computer, so they're always right beside me. ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:47 PM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Eeek, eating ashes, not good. My parents where both cremated, their ashes are in an urn, in my house. They have their own special alcove, both their pictures are there. Wait I'll take a pic and post it. :)

    My aplogies Alty. I meant no disrespect at all. That was an e-mail I was sent and thought it fit in perfectly with Starby's story but I would not hurt you for the world. Forgive me? I will delete the post if you would like. :)


    :::EDIT::: OH GOODNESS! I did delete it but Starby posted to it so it is back on. I hit "send" then thought, "Oh my goodness, what of those who... well, anyway, I don't handle death real well in the first place so guess that is my way of coping, just finding humor where I can. Again, my apologies..
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:49 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7
    Sneezy, did you hear about the story of the guy who called police and reported a robbery? They took the report, watch was still there, cash was still there, only thing missing was a box of what appeared to be a chalky white substance. He was devastated. It was reported in the newspaper that his aunt's ashes had been stolen. She had been cremated but the ashes were just in a plain box. The next morning the drug dealer was found on the man's front step's in less than alive condition with a note attached saying, "Mr. Sorry we snorted your aunt but here are the rest of her ashes. We had already snorted about 1/4 of her before we found out!!! Here is what is left of her and the dealer.

    (No disrepect meant to anyone who has a loved one cremated!!) Just a little dark humor, well, sort of dark but funny.

    Oh, and Sneezy, sorry but that photo is a bit frightening. Looks like Pac Man with legs!!! Are you too young to remember Pac Man??? I bet you are!!! I bet you are cuter than that!!! Take another pic. :)

    I heard that Rebby, but I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not. Can you imagine? :eek: :rolleyes:
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7
    My aplogies Alty. I meant no disrespect at all. That was an e-mail I was sent and thought it fit in perfectly with Starby's story but I would not hurt you for the world. Forgive me? I will delete the post if you would like. :)

    Oh Rebbie, no, no, no, you didn't hurt my feelings at all, no way. I found the story funny, not disrespectful. It just reminded me of my mom and dad, that's always a good thing. Just thought I'd share the pic of their final resting place, it means allot to me, as do all of you.

    Don't delete the post, it's funny.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Bee tee dubs.

    It's a beauuuutiful day here in atl. I stepped out on my patio to have lunch while Lily chewed on her bone (from the butcher)... saw about 11 blondes sun tanning.

    ... my first reaction was, "Hmm...they're beautiful. ...they don't live here."
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:52 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, take Lily and introduce yourself. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:52 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Here's the picture of my parents resting place;

    Attachment 10949

    It's right by my computer, so they're always right beside me. ;)

    That's a really nice thing to have Alty. It keeps them close to you. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:54 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    No can do. Lily's the only blonde she'll allow near me.

    ... seriously. She'll pounce on those girls without thinking about it twice.

    plus, I'm on the 9th floor of my school's library... peering out the 1' x 1' window they allow us...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:57 PM
    starbuck8
    My Mom brought Niki Nik some really good smoked ham bones from the butcher the other day! She looooooves them!

    Sneezer... get your head out of your books, and take Lily on a nice leisurely stroll, and just happen to trip over a pretty blonde (PYT)! :p
  • Aug 8, 2008, 12:57 PM
    Alty
    Jealous little pup. She has Daddy wrapped around her little paw. Princess Lily, you are a sly one. Yes, you are. :)

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