Do you mean this guy Stringer;
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That's Bob, he's harmless, only eats ducks. :);)
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Do you mean this guy Stringer;
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That's Bob, he's harmless, only eats ducks. :);)
Funny, very funny Queen Alty, but... I hear that he only eats ducks that have no feathers. And the last time I saw THE DUCK she had one feather left on her tail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
PRIZE to the one who can grab that last feather and present it to Rebbie the Princess...
Isn't it funny, when the duck is around-no Starby. When Starby is here-NO DUCK around; I wonder..?
Stringer
Tour Guide Extraordinaire
And this is Boris;
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He's the multi legged, mutant spider, but also harmless, only eats black labs. Watch out M. :);)
Yes, I've noticed that too Stringer, very curious, isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I wonder, do you think that Starby and the duck are one and the same? Na, that can't be it. ;)
Stringer, I am so sad. I had many interruptions when you were advising me to wait. I didn't get the part that you had a headache! Goodness, that breaks my heart! Maybe we are getting headaches from the damp Castle, do you think so Sneezy??
Stringer, I will definitely wait for you and your deputy. Drink lots of fluids, have Marta give you a good neck and back massage with hot oil and you will get rid of that headache in no time!! You take care and get some rest!! I sure was happy to see you in the Castle for a bit. Alone in this place is just a bit too much!! AAAAAAAAgggggghhhhhhhh! What was that noise?? Ok, it is back to the chair and the 2x4 in hand for me!!
I will put forth my theory that they may be the same. I wonder, could the bad witch that is said to wonder these halls put a curse on Starby? If so then she is possessed, and she can change into anything she wishes. But she pays a "price" for each time she changes... I know, she losses a feather each time. I wonder what she losses as starby...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I know (again, haha), next time you see her Alty, look deeply into her eyes, she if you can see anything that she may have "lost."
Stringer
Sugar Bear... I mean Sheriff, I will wait and walk behind you. If I got in one of those spider webs... I would make record time flyin' over the mote but might fall in because I would probably be so scared I would forget my bike.
Queen Alty, you are back... oh, that is good. Feeling better? Did you enjoy movie with kids?
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
OOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h, me thinks I do not deserve to be Princess! Me thinks I cannot handle the spiders, I am going to have nightmares. Is Boris a pet Queen Alty?
I think maybe when the Duck is around, Queen Starby is put into a beautiful sleep in a room that has yet to be discovered so she doesn't know anything about the DUCK! Then Starby is given back to us to confuse us so we won't have trust in our hearts but WE DO HAVE TRUST. So we all win... right, isn't that right... right??
YOU are toooo funny Rebbie... I can see you (in my mind's eye, no less) sitting there with the 2 x 4 held out to threaten anything or anyone who comes too close...Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Rebbie, my dear Rebbie... if Marta gives me a hot oil massage, she wouldn't get too far with it... understand? Haha
That's why she approves of me having a masseuse come in every week... she is "tired." hahaha.
Stringer (No disrespect intended)
I don't know Rebbie... WHAT is that? That loud cracklin laugh, wow is almost ear shattering! I think it is the witch way down in the bowels of this dungeon... Rebbie! Rebbie! I think she heard you my dear!:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Poor Starby had such a bad headache. Those are the kind that just incapacitate.
I hope you are over your headache in the morning.
Yes, I sit here with 2x4 in hand watching from every angle... ready for battle if need be. I would protect any of you that anyone tries to hurt but when it comes to just me... I am not so brave.
I'm not afraid of spiders Alty :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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She heard me, are you sure?? Sugar Bear, I mean Stinger, I mean Sheriff, what to do what to do? Did Alty leave us? I thought she would know what to do about the spiders. Sleep will not come easy to me tonight.
Remember, the "tour" will begin sometime shortly... that will be the experience of you LIFE!! You will be required to carry that 2 x 4 with you, so get some rest and... be ready, yes... be ready...Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Angel, more spiders. I have been bitten by a water moccasin when I was fishing a few years ago at the river, that I can deal with but not spiders!! EWWWHHHHH! Are there lots of spiders here in the Castle? Great, just one more thing for me to try not be scared of... I sure could use that courage you talk about Sheriff. Soon... I hope.
Yes M... I see now. Is it true that the "skeeters" are so big ans so smart in Castle Town that they fly in formation and swoop down and can grab a girl carrying a 2 x 4 and just carry her off to their nests in the mountains?? :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Ok, I will get rested up and prepare for the battle of my life as I hunt to find my courage. I can carry the 2x4, no worries!! I am use to carrying my .357 rifle when I hunt so... I won't of course bring that but I will be carrying the 2x4.
Rebbie, do not fear the spiders, they are tame and kind. They only eat ducks, bald little ducks. :) You're not a duck, are you? ;););)
M, love the pic. I am also not afraid of spiders, actually, I really find them fascinating, I'm odd, I know. Hubby jumps on the chair when he sees a spider, and yells "Honey, honey, get it or I'll step on it!" There will be not spider stepping in my house, all spiders welcome. After all I used to date an entomologist, and I know I have nothing to fear of our 8 legged friends. :)
More spider pics anyone, give Starby a good scare when she comes back.
I'm actually on the phone with her right now, but her puter is frozen again, so she can't join in the fun and games. She says hi! :)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! Is this my initiation for being named Princess last night?? To have the beejeebees scared out of me before the tour later??
Alty, Starby, where are you? I need help. HEY, wait a minute, what happened to all of this protecting Rebby little Sugar Bear??
What happened to my Guardian Angels?
I have seen this here courage Ma'am, yes sir... it is in a little green bottle...Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Alty! step back from the bottle!!!!!!!!!!!! Step back slowly... now put it down! Now Alty, sit down here... there is nothing in the bottle that will make you feel better my dear... especially not any alcohol! It is for Rebbie... understand Rebbie. Now turn around quietly and put on these handcuffs that M has here... there, there... stop crying now... It is true... no beer either... :D :D
Oh... there you are Alty! Tell Starby hi for me! Also, any ideas on how not to be afraid of these spiders?? Are you afraid of snakes? If so, maybe we could help each other out.
H a n d c u f f s? I thought those were Alty's!! What about that? Alty??
Alty, has Starby tried the Windows "Go Back" feature to help her 'puter?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Stringer
M... you have been curiously quiet this evening sitting over there in that thar chair with that big 'ole rifle with that hat pulled way down over your eyes...
WAKE UP M!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!
The Sheriff
Be back in a bit! Please be safe!
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Originally Posted by jrebel7
Sorry Rebbie... :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes: M is sleeping over there in the corner and I was on a coffee break... now what seems to be the problem Pilgrim?
I must leave also... tired and , yes that headache. Besides Alty seems too busy for us tonight, M is still sleeping over there and you are away now. [Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Ask Start if you can borrow her armor, I don't think she has been using it lately?:D :eek: :) :eek:
Sorry, I was on another post. :)
The handcuffs are mine! Back away! :)
Snakes, no, the don't bother me, actually, I'm not afraid of any bugs or critters. I am afraid of taxes and the gas prices, they make me shiver in the night. ;)
Starby and I are off the phone now, she's going to try and come on soon. Her puter is mean. ;)
I have to go kids, my ears are so painful that I can hardly sit up, I'm going to try and lay down, get some sleep. Later gators, be good while I'm gone, remember I have hidden cameras in the castle, I know all, I see all. Speaking of which, Stringer, what the heck was that all about in the dungeon? You go clean that up! ;)
Sorry Sheriff... afraid I may have sniffed a tad too much Angel dust and I dozed off :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
GNite to all the folk heading to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
Funny M, sleep tight.. go get 'um tomorrow... still curious 'bout those "skeeters":)
"Speaking of which, Stringer, what the heck was that all about in the dungeon? You go clean that up!"
WHAT? I didn't... do... (**)it! But it does smell terrible.
Night!
Sweet Dreams to each of you! I came back only in time to find each of you all snuggly down on cool sheets and soft pillows, having sweet dreams, while I on the other hand will be having NIGHTMARES about spiders and spider webs, monsters and such but because I love all of you so much... I won't interrupt your SWEET DREAMS but I will just lay in bed, thinking of spider webs wrapping around my face until I can't breathe!!
I am hopping on the bike and heading out and hoping I don't run out of gasoline before getting home!
See you tomorrow at this lovely Castle, and all of it's mysteries! LOVE AND HUGS!
Night Batman, or is it M? Night Stringer, have good sleep and get rid of your headache!
Morning Rebbie!
Think clear, sweet things Rebbie. Forget about those awful spiders! I must find something to get rid of them... but what?
It's actually both of them unky , seems I get a new nickname every day :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown008
Gnite to you all , its only the afternoon here but nearly finished work , shall I go for a couple of beers?? OK I talked me into it :p
I can appreciate you respecting a spiders right to live bbbbuuuutttttttttttttttt... bu... buuu... buttttt, did I happen to mention I have been spider bitten three times, twice by a Brown Recluse! ~~~~shudder~~~~Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
*poke*
Oh, hi guys.
I always seem to dro in when nobody else is here.
Oh, hello retsoksirhc! Hum... welcome to the thread.
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