Completely get us out of your mind and go do that essay... wow only four hours to write it... I hope you have a theme already, that is at least a starby point. (hahaha did you catch that Starby?)Quote:
Originally Posted by KalFour
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Completely get us out of your mind and go do that essay... wow only four hours to write it... I hope you have a theme already, that is at least a starby point. (hahaha did you catch that Starby?)Quote:
Originally Posted by KalFour
Goodnight Kal.
Stringer, you naughty MAN! Give me back that whip or I take the whole hand with
It, really, I will, actually, no, I won't, I wouldn't do that to you, even though you are
Denying me my whip, bad, bad Stringer! ;)
Marta, psst, do you think you could get that whip back for me please? Remember, we
Women have to stick together. Don't worry, I won't tell him, just grab it when he
Falls asleep, make sure it's the whip, not something else, and send it to me, okay?
Ahem, anyway, as I was saying, bad Stringer. I just might have to go whip shopping
Tomorrow. :(
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Aaaaaaaah... she said she couldn't be trusted Alty... she might mix something up here...
Stringy is picking on me again Alty! I'll grab one leg, you grab the other, **pull** and we'll make a wish till he lets go!
Oh Stringer, you make me giggle sweetie, what would I do without you? That's
Why you are on my list of four on this site dear. :) Lub you to bits. :)
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
Well, now that's a thought. ;)
What!!
Wish bone... no... you wouldn't...
Try us! Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Okay, Starby, make a wish! Muwahahahahahah. :);)
I am afraid that, that would not be very "Lady Like" my friends. No it certainly wouldn't be and not very feminine either. And I trust that you have considered what repercussions would arise if Stringer would somehow be harmed, paralyzed or suddenly disappear. THERE would be questions, questions I TELL YOU!. and possibly one or maybe two would even miss me... (?)
I wish forrrrr... the power of the whip! No wait... only one wish right? Okay I wish for 3 more wishes! *poof* Little Miss Sunshine has disappeared! This is cool! *poof* Wow... how you doing? *poof* ::blushing::... I don't think you want to know! *poof* Oh yes, here's the whip!
How are you feeling String Man... did that hurt you?
Oh, Stringer, of course we'd miss you, but really, what choice are you giving us?
I want my whip back!! ;):)
Got to go, I'm tired. Night all!
I am going to bed now... I will still have this stupid whip attached to my right hand... my right hand.. did you hear? I am taking Chantix to stop smoking and one of the side effects is very VIVID dreams. I have found that whatever I am thinking about when I go to sleep is mostly what I dream about. Well ladies... with the whip in my hand I am sure that I will be thinking about it.
Tell me, what kind of dreams could I have about whips? Hmmmm AND you know that anything I dream about will of course be the fault of you two and MARTA since SHE glued this to my right hand... I could innocently turn over and whip my wife tonight... I hope you guys have insurance and at least a place to sleep if I need it... hahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Goodnight guys, I am expecting a lot of dreams tonight... should be interesting...
Quick Alty... up our insurance policy! Stringer is after us!
G'nite Stringer... happy whip dreams... and well Happy Fathers Day from me and Alty! On th phone with her! Marta... sleep with one eye open! ;)
Marta and I are going fishing in the DuPage River tomorrow (Bass, Catfish and more Bass), or I should say I am. Marta has already gotten her "stuff" together; a lounge chair, sun block, two womens' magazines, a book, her MPG player, a big hat, candy, chips and Pepsi. She wanted me to promise that I "catch and release" she said she isn't about to clean any fish...
Night all and sweet dreams... insurance... yes.
Catch and release? Well why don't you just whip them into submission, whip master? You can just ::snap:: them right out of the water, and when they come to,. you can say you're sorry, and let them swim back home! Some of them could be fathers too you know! What would happen if Papa fish didn't come home with popcorn shrimp for lunch? Poor fishie babies!
Just an afterthought! If the fishies name is Mark Bass?. conk him over the head with a big stick, and feed him to the sharks k? (bahahahaha)
Happy Fishing! :)
Great... thanks Starby, NOW, I will have guilt... I have bought a fishing license and added lures and other "stuff" every year for the last four years with the intention of just getting away from all the business stress. And I have only "wet a line" maybe three times for about 1 to 1 1/2 hour/s each time for one reason or the other. Now... this lady comes along and has me thinking about baby fish... yeah... BABY FISH!Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Wait, aaaaaaaah ha, I think I get it, you're jealous aren't you... you like to fish too, don't you... and you're not going today... that's IT!
Well I am leaving now, going to stop on the way and get some night crawlers too... boy, am I looking forward to this... Happy Father's Day to me...
That was funny Stringy! Bring me fish k? :D
On another note, I'm so done with this crap going on, on this site today! I'm not even going to deal with this bullcrap! Anyone else want to piece of me today?
Starby OUT!
Ah-Choo, if only I could get rid of the sniffles, I think Starby knows what I mean,
Don't you Starby? Ah-Choo, oh, I wish. :);)
What a day, today and yesterday, my goodness, I really need to learn M's trick,
Sit in the corner, observe and keep my mouth SHUT! :)
Oh, well, too late now, time to face the music. :(
M, I see you're on line, are you too afraid to come say hi? Too afraid of all the
$hit Starby and I got in to this weekend. We are not the instigators, merely the
Defenders of right, at least that's how we see it. ;)
M, come say hi! I won't bite your head off honest! Mwaahahahaha!
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Originally Posted by KalFour
You'll never find me :D
Nice to see you've joined the looney bin!! You were all very chatty over the weekend.
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Hey M.
No matter what I do today I'm deep in the poop.
I have told you all that I would like to go to Los Angeles in October, but my German passport is expired. Well, I checked in to renewing my German passport, but due to new rules and regulations, and a new chip that has been inserted into all new passports, I would have to travel either to Toronto or Vancouver in order to do this. No big deal, but I also have to bring with me everything but the kitchen sink, no ,wait, I think they want that too. Arrrrr.
So, I decided to look in to becoming a Canadian citizen after 34 years of living in Canada. Well, that would be a no brainer right? Piece of cake, after all I have lived in Canada most of my life, I consider myself Canadian, even though legally, I am not. Well, I have to jump through hoops in order to become a citizen of this fine country I live in, they would also like my kitchen sink . Arrrrrrr.
Maybe I should sail to LA, do you need a passport for that?
Sorry, a bit frustrated here, why does everything have to be so hard?
Hey Alty
That sounds like a lot of mucking around , I was actually born in Europe and came to Australia when I was quite young. When my father became a citizen all his children were automatically citizens as well.
Did your parents get Canadian citizenship?
Unfortunately no, my parents never did become citizens. They went as far as getting
The applications, but the cost for the three of us was a bit steep at the time. Sadly, had they checked in to it, if they had applied for me before I turned 18 not only would I automatically have become a citizen, but no test and no charge, obviously it's a bit late for that. ;)
This is so frustrating. Do you think they'd give me a passport if I offered sexual services? Kidding, so kidding, OMG am I ever kidding. Do you think they would? ;)
LMAO... well you could always threaten them with "The Whip" :)
Somehow I don't think the whip will get the desired results. I might end up moving to Ozzie land to live with you, after getting kicked out of Canada and Germany. :(;)
Arghhh, it's so frustrating. I've been researching for weeks now, but you know the internet, for every legitimate piece of advice, there are 1000 that are bull. Have to weed through the bull and hope for the best. Arrghhh, oh, already said that. ;)
I should go for a bit M, I'll be back later. Time to bathe kidlets and tuck them in to beddy bye. Sydney has two days left of school before summer vacation, and my friend from LA arrives on Saturday, so, busy week ahead of me. :)
Be good. Oh, and while I'm gone, could you try and get my whip back from Stringer, he
Claims that it's glued to his hand. :)
Wasssuppp?!
Hey starby :)
Hey M! How was your wkd? I'm just asking for everyone else! You know I was sitting with you in the corner! I wasn't out causing trouble! You're my alibi right?! ;)
LOL... of course , I'll vouch for you :)
Weekend was pretty busy , and Monday is now almost over , 1 hour to go :-)
How was your weekend?
Well the weekend waaaas... interesting! Yeah interesting... that's a good word! LOL! Got some firewood... was already to start a fire, and Mother Nature had a hissy fit, and decided she would send us a nice light show, and a bunch of water, but other than that... well you know... I curled up in the corner with you to stay dry and warm! Lol
Got to love Mother nature , I see you were all pretty chatty over the weekend. And we gained a new looney candidate :)
Mwaahahahaha! Another victim... we spend the wkd looking for recruits! Come into my parlour my little girl! Starby and Alty have candy!
I'm even creepin myself out now! LOL!
LMAO... well its time for me to go for the day starby , hope you have a good rest of the night and sleep well. I promise not to post any spiders before you go to bed :)
Thaaannnks! No more scary spiders, or snakes. You can send Drop Bears, and I will send you the addresses of the people that you can send them to OK? Where did I put that list dammitt? ;)
Have a good eve M, and well, order for me again! I'll have my usual! ;)
Only for tonight starby , I can't let you get too comfortable , have too keep you on your toes you know... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Bbyyyyeeeee
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B'byeee... my little spider! Hee Hee! :D
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