Gosh, I get so excited when my favorite canned meat product makes the front page news!
I'm tingling all over.
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Gosh, I get so excited when my favorite canned meat product makes the front page news!
I'm tingling all over.
Yes, I champion the Spam cause tirelessly and without compensation. I am a man of convictions.Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Ohhh well... bacon has been there before, I am not that jealous!;)
Yes, BUT, Spam is a completely man made product that can not be duplicated by mere mortals. Anyone can smoke up some bacon. Spam on the other hand, requires a regiment of highly educated scientist. It has to be chopped, spiced, formed, and coaxed into a can. That's why it has only been in existence for a mere 71 years. Before then, humans did not have the technology to pull it off. The gel alone requires extremely sophisticated equipment that injects it in the precise volume as opposed to the mass of the meat and the volume of the can. That's why you never see counterfit Spam. I am amazed at the problematic nature of a seemingly innocent looking can of Spam... just amazed.
I am not amazed that you are amazed... LMAO
Go Magatory!
I am not amazed that you are amazed. You compare bacon to Spam when that is like comparing apples to oranges. Spam cannot even be compared to ham since ham is of inconsistent flavor, color and most importantly, taste. Spam is consistent with each serving. Uniform in color, texture, taste, right down to the consistancy of the gel that cushions it from the bangs and bruises of a hostile, outside world. I'll agree, bacon has it's place but for my food dollar, Spam is the first choice.
Just to be better, Spam adds bbacon to their product... look out Spam know it all... I am here now!
Spam, Now with Real Bacon! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Well Yea, Bacon sales were sluggish so the Spam Dept. helped them out.
Hahahahaha, Good morning! I would have to disagree... you see the Spam sales were down so Bacon was added to sell more.;)
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Had you any idea they have bacon flavored mints? Bwwahahahahaha
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Prince William to patrol Caribbean with Royal Navy, Marines on two-month deployment - International Herald Tribune
When I heard this, I ran down to my local recruiter and asked if I, Magprob, could enlist to "Patrol the azure waters of the West Indies." He told me in no uncertain terms that at my age, I wasn't worthy to patrol the azure waters of a bath tub.
Oh well, I guess I'll be vacationing along the azure waters of Ceasars Palace again this year. I sure hope Prince William will be safe and out of reach of any helicopters.
Mag.. tingling all over huh? You sure it's not cut-off circulation somewhere? That happens to me when I sit indian-style too long, then my feet tingle. (just kidding dear)
The love of azure waters is shared by me too and I will enjoy my king-sized bathtub or meet you at Ceaser's any time. Who needs royalty to have fun? I don't look like a horse, so I know I wouldn't fit in - and don't really care where they go for the summer, as long as they stay out of my life.
Being an unbiazed(sp) friend of both of you, start.. I love bacon too. But I would like my spam to stay original (as there is not much original stuff anymore) and would like the opportunity to mix and experiment on my own. I think that I am intelligent enough to augment the taste and please my tastebuds all by my little ole self.
I love this thread!
Virtual hugs to you all.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_74.gifMy rubber-ducky patrols my azure area.
See Chery, sometimes I think you are the only sane person here. Original Spam is the best. To heck with those bacon people! Bacon should only be used to wrap around a fillet... or a Spam nugget when on the grill.
Oh dear,, did you forget the old original B.L.T? That still is one of my favorites. Sometimes I add an egg to it, just like fried spam with egg on top - That puts me in tastebud heaven!
Gosh, now I'm getting mighty hungry and it's 01:37 in the morning here.
Night,night.
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage-Smashing Pumpkins
Watch the video.
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This day and age, nothing surprises me anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Smashing pumpkins is a lot safer for you and those around you, so go right ahead dear.
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BACON ROCKS!
Thank you for making sure both Mag and I were happy Chery, you are the most sane person here, I agree with Magatory!. Plus, he mentioned his love for bacon as well, so that makes him a BACON SPAM lover...
I really just wanted to say hi to you both... now I must go again;)
Well, hello to you too start and mag...
I know I have not visited this thread for a while, but was a little busy in relationship section and putting together the bike and trike I got for Alexander. They are assembled now and I can't wait until he visits this weekend - we will be outside in the yard trying them out. I'll make sure to take lots of pictures and share them with you.
Love and Virtual Hugs to all,
Cher
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gifThe rocking horse is next... and the bike and trike had bells on them. I'm sooo excited!
Hey Chery. So it is bike time ugh? When you feel every crash as if it were your own. :)
Did someone say BACON..?Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Got some... Want some..? Wrap it around your filet or eat it however you can find it... hehehe
Kids will crash... crashes happen. Not all kids crash, not all crashes are kids.
I'd bet Vegas probably bets on these statistics.
Bacon, yes... bacon!
Waz up wild dude? You been in jail? That's the only place you can't use a computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainRich
Hello CaptainRich.. Welcome back. We missed your cheery self!
Have a great weekend all.
I got my grandson's furry rocking horse assembled today, so my Sunday is going to be fun-filled watching him jump from bike to trike to horsey... Can't wait.
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Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
I know what you mean. His mom and dad ride bikes too and they already have a helmet for him when he rides with mom on her bike and he actually wears it in the house some times.. so I feel confident about the 'safety' part. Every time he comes to visit and I see new scars, scratches and bruises I just cringe, but his mom said it happened to her too when she was his age - ah, the young reminding us oldies that we shouldn't be so freaked - but I can't help it.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
His last excapade was thinking he could hold on to the curtain to stop from slipping - well now they have to repair the curtain rod and his bump is almost gone... I swear I would have freaked if I were there... but his mom has everything under control - thank goodness.
By the way - all you dads out there... Happy belated Father's Day!
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1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON "OPEN"
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on "OPEN"!!
Zoom-flash
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Digital Angel
Sympathy For The Devil
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Yo!. Yo!. Yo!
Woo Good!.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens (whoo whoo)
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I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
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(whoo whoo)...
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Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
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Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
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Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
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Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
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Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game, (whoo whoo) um mean it, (whoo whoo) get down
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Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just because a radish can't scream.
Carrot Juice is MURDER!
Oh, Mag, that was cute, I sent it out to at least 7 people and hope they enjoy their coffee break.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
I have not had a chance to visit this thread for a while, hope all of you are well and including a few Virtual Hugs!
Love,
Chery
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As for 'Digital Angel'... Too many thoughts entered my mind looking at that site... maybe I've just watched and read too many science fiction in my life that this makes me wonder who exactly is behind all of this 'wonderful' stuff.
I know where my pet is and I can call my family on the phone...
Hi Cherry. Good to hear from you. Haven't heard from Start for a while. I guess the bears got her out there in the woods. Oh well.
Ohhhhhh no they didn't. The cougars and me are friends, they protect me from all! :)
Hope you are well Magatory!
Just breaking free that's all!
Yea, one minute your breaking free then the next minute you are in jail. Just relax. Be happy.
It is called life...
I am being happy... golly!;)
Spam prices are up... and I can't get a regular cup a coffee for 99 cents anymore... this is all starting to really make me mad!
I told you it was going to happen months ago.
I know... gosh! That is the whole reason I have stuck around here;) for your sweet, kind, loving, smart advice Mag! LOLOLOL
It's smart but to heck with all that sweet, kind, loving crap... just real.
Yup... that's what I meant:)
See you around smart Mag.
Heard this today, I used to love this song, and still do. Oh hush Mag, you know you love this song!
YouTube - Bette Davis Eyes
Scott, you don't scare me, I'll ban myself. Better than listening to your silly, smarter than everyone in the world drivel! Piss off.
Oh what? If there was ever a place to be able to express our opinion, or express our right to speak, I surely thought it was here! Mag... don't be banning yourself, you will fall into the category with all the woosies in the world, you come right back here mister and hold your own!
Oh geeze, here I go again...
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