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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I don't believe the knot in the Butt story......................pictures would be required :D

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Once again, I agree with the man with the beer truck... :)

I know you're jealous, BlackVY. It's okay, I understand. Just don't end up like my hag-friend, okay?

LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!

This is the story:

When I was in pre-school, I was playing on the playground, which consisted of wooden equipment. Well, it was my turn to use the slide, so I scooted my precious bottom along the wood to the metal part, when


BAM!

Something sharp stabbed my bootay. I slid down the slide, disgruntled, waddled to my teacher, and said, "Something's in my butt, Teach-Teach." (WASN'T I CUTE? )

So they took a look at it, freaked out, called my mom and the ER, and I was in the hospital. They laid me on my stomach on this table with some coloring books, cut my butt open, and pulled out a splinter the size of a shot glass.

So I have always had a knot upon my precious cheek. It's fading, but it still makes for a good story. :D

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!

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That's why I came prepared ;)






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If I had a tan butt... or tan anything, for the matter, with my auburn hair, I'd look like an oompa loompa!

Well, Kiddies...


The Baby needs her sleep, or she will be very grumpy at the Eye-Poker Doctor tomorrow. >.>

Goodnight, fair citizens of AMHD!

Guten Nacht, meine deutsche Freunde!

Night Torri :)

Night lady.

Hey to anyone out there.

I'm here :)

Sarah

I'm here too but most don't talk to me :P so I'm not sure if that counts ;) hehe. (im kidding don't start yelling at me)

... you do give out weird vibes.

Sarah

Hi all.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

I see Torrid peeking. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi all.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

I see Torrid peeking. :)

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Hola Alty :)

Hmm it's been a few days.

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

.. you have to guess.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hola Alty :)

Hmm it's been a few days.

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

..you have to guess.

Sarah

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But, there are so many possibilities.

Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

You egged someone's house.

You had a one night stand?

You played ding dong ditch?

Am I close? :confused:

I'll stop in for a few minutes before heading off to some much needed sleep...

Got my eyes checked... still -8/400, so at least the sucky vision isn't getting worse.

Filled in a prescription. Yay for meds!

I was asked on a date today from a guy who goes to my college. He had seen my profile on the university's social network, and sent me a message saying he thought I sounded so interesting, blah blah and gave me his number asked me to "PLEASE" text him at least when I got the chance.

So I did, because I don't really know anyone there yet since I just tranferred.

Things were going well, until he informed me that chick flicks are his absolute favorite kind of movies to watch, and then proceeded to argue with me about pretty much the only chick flick I like (Bridget Jones' Diary, he said it was bad).

When he asked me on the date, I was much too turned off by him liking chick flicks & inspirational movies, among other things. I politely said no.

But all's well ends well... since I'm not going on a date with him, he has designated me his "GOOD BUDDY" and wants to hang out ASAP.

They all find me...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But, there are so many possibilities.

Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

You egged someone's house.

You had a one night stand?

You played ding dong ditch?

Am I close? :confused:

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Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

..you have to guess.

Sarah

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You ate and went swimming without waiting an hour!

You ran with scissors?

You tore the "Do not Remove" tag off a pillow?

I give up. :(

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

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OMG! You killed a clown! :eek:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

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You had an orgy with Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese and the Fry Guys (to fulfil your midget fantasy)?