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Originally Posted by albear

g'night money whore :D

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Mkay... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

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Originally Posted by kp2171

mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

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Do it! Do it! Do it! Giggle! :)

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

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ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

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Originally Posted by kp2171

ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

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Awww, you just made me blush all the way down to my toes! :o

Does dog puke really warrant a spot in your sig line? Sad. ;)

OMG! You did it! My dog puke has gone national! Ahhhh!

Is it wrong that I'm proud? If so, I don't want to be right!

I'm a bit tipsy. Just ignore me. ;)

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.?

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.??

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I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

Hiccup.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

hiccup.

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Maybe you drank so much beer... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

I like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

Got to love canine tummys.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Maybe you drank so much beer.... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

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I would never do that! That would just be mean. :(

Besides, if I had puked on my own foot why would I even mention it to all of you? After all, none of you would ever know. I would have no need to blame it on the dog because I'd never tell anyone. But, seeing as the dog actually did puke on my foot I decided to tell all of you because... because... wow, I don't know why actually. :confused:

Ah, I know why, I told you for the same reason that Unky told us he'd be right back because he had to poo.

Yup, that's why! :)

Hiccup. Giggle.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

gotta love canine tummys.

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Interesting. When I step on it in the middle of the night there are a few choice words that come out of my mouth, but "warm, chunky, water" aren't any of them. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

hiccup. Giggle.

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Drunk girls r cute.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

drunk girls r cute.

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That made me laugh really hard! I think I just peed my pants. No, I'm not blaming it on the dog, it was all me!

Damnitalltohell! :(

Nope, false alarm, I spilled my beer on my lap.

Whew! :)

Let me help you clean that up...

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Originally Posted by kp2171

let me help you clean that up...

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Aw, you're so nice. That would be really helpful.

Waste not want not.

Make sure you get every last drop!

It went all the way through my pants. Guess I'll have to remove those!

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

Know what?

Nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

Just saying...

Now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

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Maybe this should be our signatures.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

know what?

nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

just saying...

now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

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Did I miss something? :confused:

I was removing my pants and now we're eating nachos with honey nut cheerios for dessert?

Did I pass out for a minute? ;)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

maybe this should be our signatures.

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We say it often enough. I like it.

I'll go do that. :)