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  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:17 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:

    :D :D


    Hi sneezy , rough day at the office?
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    allo errone!

    ...let me say...I had one...long...day...urg.

    Ya, I know. How does your butt feel? Ooops. :o
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:19 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What's coming next?

    Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus... that are vampires... with penis envy.
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:22 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    M, "long day" doesn't even begin to explain. Alty's right. I feel like I got violated by a ten foot pole... and it's a personal preference that I don't like being violated by anything other than a petite woman.

    Had a "surprise" inspection today.

    The WONDERFUL thing about my county is... during a surprise inspection, the restaurant is to close.. . they came at NOON.. . there goes our lunch crowd.

    Another wonderful thing is that we're not supposed to have food out in the kitchen. NO FOOD IN THE KITCHEN? That's right. Food is supposed to stay in the walk-in freezer. So, when a customer orders, the cooks go into the kitchen, gets the food out, then cooks it. Well, during lunch/dinner rushes, we keep the food out, instead of going back and forth into the freezer, then we properly place the food into the freezer after the rushes.

    Nope, the dude came during lunch rush. So... "there's food out...that's 10 points"... "there's trash on the tables...that's 5 points"...

    I failed my first inspection. There will be a re-inspection next week.. . but oh boy.
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:24 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus....that are vampires.....with penis envy.

    Don't forget the large vaginal lips. ;)

    Okay, sorry kids, you had to be there! :D

    I'm too old to read most of their posts, they hurt my head.

    Hi, I'm like interested in this like guy at like school and I want to know if he like likes me. So, um, do you think he like does, cause I don't like know. Like really! Oh, I also don't like go to my english classes cause I like don't like them, so like why should I? But the guy I like like does go to clasees, so like do you like think like he likes me?

    Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:25 PM
    starbuck8

    Vampire link please? What the..? Are you guys talking 'bout?

    Read this you guys! I'm ROFLAMO!

    Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:25 PM
    Alty

    Sneezy, do you need a hug? I told you to bribe him, you just don't listen!
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:27 PM
    starbuck8
    Never mind... found it! ;)
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:28 PM
    friend4u178

    Sounds like cr*p to me sneezy , what wankers!!

    Alty I'm not even going to ask about the Uhmmm Lips :eek:
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:29 PM
    Alty

    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:31 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

    Link ?
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:40 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

    If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:42 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    link ?

    Attachment 16396
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:45 PM
    MarkwithaK

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ml#post1514638
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:46 PM
    friend4u178

    Cheers mark , I'll take a look
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Alty

    Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p

    Yes, I gave you a greenie for that comment.
  • Feb 5, 2009, 10:02 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)

    Of course alty :)

    That was quite funny
  • Feb 5, 2009, 10:02 PM
    MarkwithaK

    I actually thought I was going to catch hell over that comment since I received an infraction for cartooning up a dirty word.
  • Feb 5, 2009, 10:04 PM
    Alty

    Mark, believe me, you can't get into more trouble then I already have. Follow me kid, you'll never be the same. ;)

    Be good M. ;)

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