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  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:09 PM
    retsoksirhc
    Hey alty, just ask Sneezy to fix it! He can fix anything that's biological!

    He does seem to be a bit of an ogre at the moment, though. Crushing people's bones into salad and eating them. I always thought they crushed them into soup...

    :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:10 PM
    HistorianChick
    Wow... I like the blue one...

    That's so true... and perfectly defines my first relationship question on here! One of those, "wish I didn't know the answer" ones. :)

    Here's a sympathy RAH!! :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:17 PM
    Alty
    Rah, rah, sis, boom, bah!

    Resty, I don't think Sneezy can fix my eyes, unless he's willing to poke them out for me, which I've seriously considered, believe you me. ;)

    There's a very cute bunny behind me cleaning her fur, she's just being really adorable right now, wish you could see her, you wouldn't be able to help yourself, an AWWWW, would come out, trust me, tooooooo cute. :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:18 PM
    HistorianChick
    :D Cute bunnies always facilitate AWWWW's... :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:19 PM
    retsoksirhc
    I saw a bunny on Sunday! We were out roller blading and it ran across the trail.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:21 PM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! I first read that as "I ran across its tail"... bad Chicky... lol... Much better that IT ran across the TRAIL...
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:23 PM
    Alty
    Yesterday Sneezy said he was eating Rabbit feed, I thought he said Rabbit feet, all bad, don't ever say that to Alty, I will bring out the whip! ;)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:25 PM
    retsoksirhc
    My oh my, all these masochistic people here in the box. What have a gotten myself into? Lol
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:26 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, Resty, you fit right in. ;)

    I've got to run yet again. It's snow fort building time. I'll be back later. Take care all. :)

    Alty out, for now. :)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:36 PM
    retsoksirhc
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I've got to run yet again. It's snow fort building time. I'll be back later. Take care all. :)

    Snow forts? Does that mean I get to rub in the fact that it's 81 outside right now, and it's freakin MICHIGAN? :)

    You get the bad with the good though... the warm weather that melted all the snow also gave us a wildfire warning. Apparently it's 'explosive fire growth potential' :(

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by National Weather Service
    THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND RAPIDS HAS ISSUED A RED FLAG WARNING... WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 11 AM TO 10 PM EDT THURSDAY. THE FIRE WEATHER WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT.

    ON THURSDAY SOUTHEAST WINDS OF 10 TO 20 MPH WITH HIGHER GUSTS WILL COMBINE WITH MINIMUM RELATIVE HUMIDITIES BELOW 25 PERCENT AND AFTERNOON TEMPERATURES IN THE MID 70S TO RESULT IN A SIGNIFICANTLY ELEVATED DANGER FOR WILD FIRES. THE LACK OF SIGNIFICANT RAIN IN THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF IS ALSO A SIGNIFICANT FACTOR FOR THE RISK OF WILD FIRES THURSDAY AFTERNOON.

    A RED FLAG WARNING MEANS THAT CRITICAL FIRE WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EITHER OCCURRING NOW...OR WILL SHORTLY. A COMBINATION OF STRONG WINDS...LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY...AND WARM TEMPERATURES WILL CREATE EXPLOSIVE FIRE GROWTH POTENTIAL.

  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:38 PM
    HistorianChick
    Wow... just looked up the "alerts" in my town... interesting comparison!

    Quote:

    Local Pollen Alert:
    Today's forecast levels:
    Type Level
    Tree High
    Type: Cedar
    Grass High
    Weed None
    Get Tomorrow's pollen forecast for your area

    See recent pollen levels for your area:
    Tree | Grass | Weed | Mold
    High pollen levels affect most people who suffer from seasonal allergies. Symptoms may intensify on high-pollen days.

  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:42 PM
    retsoksirhc
    My sister lives in Virginia and she said last week you could look outside and the entire ground was covered in pollen. That's really got to suck for people with allergies.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:43 PM
    HistorianChick
    I know it... I'm so thankful I don't have them... it would be awful!
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:59 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Our pollen count 2 weeks ago was through the roof.

    I washed my car, waxed it, left it outside for ONE day... it was COVERED in yellow, as if someone sprayed it with chalk dust. Ewww
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:01 PM
    HistorianChick
    Ewww is right...

    Reminds me of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids... massive pollen... lol
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:19 PM
    retsoksirhc
    That was a great idea for a movie... but they went too far when they turned it into a TV show.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:20 PM
    HistorianChick
    A TV show? Seriously? Wow... where was I? Lol.. I thought it went too far with "Blew Up the Kid" and definitely too far with "Blew Up Ourselves"
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:26 PM
    retsoksirhc
    And you forgot Shrunk ourselves, too, lol.

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure they had a series on Disney or Nickelodean for a little while. You may have outgrown cartoons since then... but I ST ILL haven't, lol. I like to get my scooby doo on a little now and then.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:27 PM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! Heeeyyyy now... you calling me OLD??

    Ask Sneezy, I still got it! ;)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 01:31 PM
    retsoksirhc
    I'm just saying you're probably more mature than I am, lol.
    I'm 22, and I still get carded for rated R movies.

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