Ask Me Help Desk - Welcome to the big top circus!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

bella,im liking the dark theme your putting on this circus...

i have visions of something out of a stephen king novel...

a gruesome 4 piece band is whats called for,to play those creepy notes.

and people in cages over the big top.....creepy creepy creeeeepy.

Who was supposed to feed the band and the people in cages?

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Originally Posted by albear

as long as im not closest to the door its all good :)

Well wherever you are I'm right behind you.

Am I the only one who watches a horror film and thinks, 'NO! DO NOT go check in the cellar... '

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i spent most of my teen years reading stephen king...loved his books.

the stand was/is still my favourite,followed closely by needful things.

i read most of them a few times throughout the years,except pet cemetery,once was enough.

So long since I've read any Stephen king I can't really remember them. Except one about rats and one about a pyschic fire-starter kid.

Whoa QLP...

This circus is taking shape.

I can imagine the audience doing the 'time warp'

YouTube - ‪"Time Warp" from MUSKET's THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW at U of M‬&lrm;

Loved the song in that movie...

'come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab,

I've been making a man,with blond hair and a tan,
And he's good for relieving my tension.

I'm just a sweet transsexual from transilvania."

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Originally Posted by QLP

Well wherever you are I'm right behind you.

Am I the only one who wathes a horror film and thinks, 'NO! DO NOT go check in the cellar.....'

Ha, I always wonder two things:

1) why people haven't figured out yet that if you hear a strange noise and think it's a good idea to walk through your darkened house, without turning on any lights, and go stick your face up real close to the window to look out that you are going to be shocked to find a horrible looking face come starting back at you... or worse yet, someone's arm comes through the glass to grab you. Stay away from the windows!

2) why women often seem to be running through forests in high heeled shoes with some crazed maniac chasing them... you just know they are going to fall. Take off your shoes!

Oh loving it Red. I have always wanted to go see the Rocky Horror show.

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

Ha, I always wonder two things:

1) why people haven't figured out yet that if you hear a strange noise and think it's a good idea to walk through your darkened house, without turning on any lights, and go stick your face up real close to the window to look out that you are going to be shocked to find a horrible looking face come starting back at you...or worse yet, someone's arm comes through the glass to grab you. Stay away from the windows!!

2) why women often seem to be running through forests in high heeled shoes with some crazed maniac chasing them.....you just know they are going to fall. Take off your shoes!!

3) if you're a cheerleader,something horrible is going to happen.

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

5) if you hear a noise behind a closed door,Don't for the love of God,open the blooming door! Jeeze.

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Originally Posted by QLP

Oh loving it Red. I have always wanted to go see the Rocky Horror show.

I've never seen it live but there is a clut following in dublin,people go watch the film and dress up, do the time warp in the aisles the whole shabang.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

3) if your a cheerleader,something horrible is going to happen.

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

5) if you hear a noise behind a closed door,DONT for the love of God,open the blooming door!! jeeze.

Lol.

And if THAT music starts for goodness sake change the cd! :p

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Originally Posted by QLP

Lol.

And if THAT music starts for goodness sake change the cd! :p

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in... :D

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in....:D

So true so true.

If I had a penny for the amount of times that's happened to me.. :eek:

Also,if you feel someone is watching you,your right!

Whoever you tell it too,well,there mince meat before the next scene...

If you think granny is acting weird... its NOT granny folks... get your ar$e out of there!

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in....:D

... and breathing preferably...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

if i had a penny for the amount of times thats happened to me..:eek:

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Darn, have to go get some work done. Getting a new roof put on and the roofers are already uptop and busy.

At least I hope they are the roofers... I better go check up in the attic to see what all that noise is about. Oh wait, the light doesn't work. That's OK, I'll just go up in the dark, alone, and ask if anyone is there. :)

Work time for me too I'm afraid. Bye for now.

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

Darn, have to go get some work done. Getting a new roof put on and the roofers are already uptop and busy.

At least I hope they are the roofers....I better go check up in the attic to see what all that noise is about. Oh wait, the light doesn't work. That's ok, I'll just go up in the dark, alone, and ask if anyone is there. :)

Don't forget to wear high heels!

Oh and if your topless and running through the woods in said high heels, you're definitely going to die a gruesome death!

When my parents bought their cottage, the previous owners left a bunch of books behind. One of them was called "From A BuiK 8", I read the synopsis, and thought, oh this is going to be humorous. I was actually frightened, and it was a really good read.

Got to chase the cat then... as always :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Red

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

A friend of mine had some problems with the owner of a piece of land before he builds his house.
In points:
Last year, my friend wanted to build his house there.
Man didn't want to leave the place (although the land was already bought) and asked for half a million to leave (in our currency; USD 1 = R32; 1 Pound = R50)
My friend's father paid the man.
My friend settled, built his house with his wife.
Couple of years later, the man died, after building his house somewhere else.

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... I have NO clue if this is furreal.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

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...I have NO clue if this is furreal.

I read it and said,nope not for me.

I can't imagine the dynamics in the house if this is real,although how do you even begin to make it up.

This post from the OP is really... ugh...

I call troll.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

This post from the OP is really... ugh...

I call troll.

It's a very warped mind if it's a troll... scary:eek:

Nah, not really. I have more of a warped mine. Trust me. You should hear some of my stories...

Now, where did the post I made earlier? :mad:

Once I get back to ff, it disappears for me :(

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Ok, here it is... slow updates ff...

Wow, that was a strange story for sure! I wonder how much of it is true...

While it is indeed possible... I wonder in which country the OP is...

English seems good though chat speak is scattered throughout...

My Internet killed itself, yesterday. I am now at the library.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

my Internet killed itself, yesterday. i am now at the library.

Commiserations heath.

But yay for the library!

Any updates on the cat suit?

I hope your internet gets 'revived' soon Hheath :)

Hi everybody! :)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

my Internet killed itself, yesterday. i am now at the library.

Did it commit suicide? Or better yet, did you click it to death?

Hey unky,how's life in ff?

I go in and out,its hard on these old eyes.

Slow as usual Red...

Apart from this, I got my results for the 2nd term exams.

They are pretty good.
1 A+, 2 As and 2 Bs.

I need to raise the level higher though... so much to do!

Excellent job unky,well done!

Great job Unky!

I am finding it hard to stay in the ff style, Unky you seem to be getting along fine in there, how ever, I just can't wrap my head around it.

I don't like it at all!

Thanks Red. I was sort of surprised though that despite those results, I climbed 10 ranks up in my class. From 15th to 5th... for this part, I'm really happy, lol. ;D

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Thanks Red. I was sort of surprised though that despite those results, I climbed 10 ranks up in my class. From 15th to 5th... for this part, I'm really happy, lol. ;D

Next stop number 1.

Your mother and sister must be really proud,and I bet your dad would be too.

You have the makings of a great man unky.

Yes, I really hope to be able to reach this bar :)

Thanks! :)

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Look who I recruited this afternoon. I enticed them with my zucchini loaf.

LMAO! Where did you find them? :p