Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

Hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

Kitty going to take a nap now. Purrrrr

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

What Cats isn't in charge of the dungeon any more?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

LMAO! I will now dub you "The pu$$y whisperer". :p

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

What Cats isn't in charge of the dungeon any more?

He hasn't checked in. He's late for work.

Okay, I'll give him until the end of the day to man his post, otherwise I have no choice. The animals are destroying the castle! :eek:

Who peed on the Starby statue? :eek: :mad:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

He hasn't checked in. He's late for work.

Okay, I'll give him until the end of the day to man his post, otherwise I have no choice. The animals are destroying the castle! :eek:

Who peed on the Starby statue? :eek: :mad:

I'm chained up over here by the throne AND I am female. So don't point fingers at me. :p

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I'm chained up over here by the throne AND I am female. So don't point fingers at me. :p

Kitty's mommy is here.. kitty will talk to you later.:D

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again.. that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! I will now dub you "The pu$$y whisperer". :p

Wait. That's no fair. I actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

What the hell thread IS this?

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Originally Posted by KBC

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again..that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

Ken, if you go over the edge from this, you will have plenty of company. Unfortunately.:rolleyes::)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

wait. that's no fair. i actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

what the hell thread IS this?

Good question. ;)

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Originally Posted by KBC

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again..that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

Ken! You're back. We weathered the storm and now we're celebrating.

What job would you like in the castle?

You name it and it's yours. :)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

wait. that's no fair. i actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

what the hell thread IS this?

:eek:

You're talking about these kitties, right?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ken! You're back. We weathered the storm and now we're celebrating.

What job would you like in the castle?

You name it and it's yours. :)

I think official body cavity searcher for females entering the castle... you know, we don't want any terrorists or poison ivy brought in:p

Maybe...

http://www.mycrunkspace.com/content/...cd0f5658e6.jpg

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Originally Posted by KBC

I think official body cavity searcher for females entering the castle...you know,,we don't want any terrorists or poison ivy brought in:p

Um... ah... Okay! :)

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Heath, Ben is going to slap you! :eek:

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Okay, Hheath is erm... kitty whisperer, Ken is the body cavity searcher... um ken you shaved your beard right?

What, they're just cute, little kitties.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up.../kittyporn.jpg

Am I actually reading this thread or is this one of those weird AMHD dreams again? Did I bang my head and fall down a rabbit hole?

I think I need waking up - somebody pinch me, or spank me or...

Guess it's the dungeon I'll be needing then...

Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.

Okay, Okay, I'll get the whip. None of you all know how to use one anyway.
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Who's first?

::evil grin:: pushes Q to the head of the line.

Whip? HA.. You have an impostor... an Impostor I say... :D

You gave her up, she was being neglected and now she is well taken care of...

There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall. And her name is Suzy... she is the only original and the only one that really counts...

BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Whip? HA... ! You have an impostor...an Impostor I say... :D

There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall.

BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

That is an inaccurate assumption based on hearsay. She is treated well and gets anything she wants... If I choose I may even let you speak to her...

This is the start of some horror fetish movie isn't it?

No, not true Bella, ask Alty, only factual history.

Sure, I bet that's what you said to the last girl who got roped into this...

Where am I?

Like Suzy, she was happy when she left hon. :)

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Originally Posted by QLP

Am I actually reading this thread or is this one of those weird AMHD dreams again? Did I bang my head and fall down a rabbit hole?

I think I need waking up - somebody pinch me, or spank me or...

Guess it's the dungeon I'll be needing then...

You're in my head now QLP, it's a scary place but tons of fun.

Someone get poor Q out of the dungeon and bring her to my chambers, I must find her a job to do in the castle.

By the way, has anyone seen Unky? He's supposed to clean the statues. The cat peed all over them, they need wiping.

Bella, Stringer lies!

Suzy is actually name Salvador. I left my duties for a short time and left Stringer in charge. Foolishly, trustingly, in good faith, I gave Salvador for him to carry while he took my place.

When I came back from my rest, took over my duties, Stringer refused to give Salvador back.

For over a year poor Salvador has been held hostage in Stingers office, put in a cage, locked away, never allowed to see the light of day, to feel a humans touch. :(

That is the fate of Salvador.

Stringer even went so far as to emasculate him, turn him into a girl! :eek:

I weep for my poor Salvador, now known as Suzie. A poor gentle creature locked away, kept from his/her mistress. It's a tragedy.

Sadly, I could not get SuzySal back, so I was forced to look for another. Now I have Alejandro, my strong and loyal whip and he shall never leave my side. I will never again entrust my whip to anyone.

One day, when Stringer let's his guard down, I will get SuzySal back and then Alejandro, SuzySal and I shall rule the world.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :cool:

Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!

Yup.

And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yup.

And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)

Kitty wants to say goodnight. Or maybe not mom is up again... Bless her heart.

I choose to not divulge that information Alty!

Night night Kit!

I just killed a fly!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shaking?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I just killed a fly!!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shakin?

Momma is asking where Dad is... she wants to home... she forgets she lives with my sister and all of us now. It's so sad Alty... so sad.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I just killed a fly!!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shakin?

You still have that fly problem? I have a few exterminators I could send your way. Spot chases them and knocks them down. Zoe chews on them until they die. Unky eats them after zoe kills them. Alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

you still have that fly problem? i have a few exterminators i could send your way. spot chases them and knocks them down. zoe chews on them until they die. unky eats them after zoe kills them. alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.

I'd go from a fly problem to three very unhappy itchy people.

R and the kids are only affected if they pet cats. Sadly, they love cats and have to pet them!

Itchy red eyes are just the beginning. R actually gets welts. :(

The flies are going down in numbers. I know what's causing it, it's the bunnies. I clean their cages every day, but there's always a stray poop that I miss, and one stray poop, one fly, all of a sudden you have millions.

It's getting better, but I don't think I'll ever be fly free because I'll never be bunny free.