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  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:44 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    What is ramen?

    Blasphemy. It's the cheapest meal on the planet. Costs about 10 cents a meal. It's also fairly healthy. Not to mention, very yummy.

    http://twobites.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ramen.jpg

    http://zmpr.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ramen1.jpg
  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:46 PM
    Alty

    And loaded with MSG.
  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Stringer

    So it is a dry chicken noodle soup? With dried chicken or chicken broth?
  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And loaded with MSG.

    Not good however I have to say MSG tastes good. :)
  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:51 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    So it is a dry chicken noodle soup? With dried chicken or chicken broth?

    Basically. No real meat, just a packet of crushed bullion-like powder to add to the water.
  • Apr 30, 2010, 10:57 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    basically. no real meat, just a packet of crushed bullion-like powder to add to the water.

    Aaaaah I see, a quick meal.
  • Apr 30, 2010, 11:18 PM
    hheath541

    Yep, cooks up in about 3 minutes on the stove. Quick and cheap and yummy, and perfect for someone like me. Poor and lazy.
  • May 1, 2010, 02:31 AM
    albear

    Prefer these myself
    http://www.britishfooddirect.com/ima...410241_200.jpg
  • May 1, 2010, 02:56 AM
    hheath541

    Do they give you super powers?
  • May 1, 2010, 03:32 AM
    albear

    No they're just super cheap :D

    Plus if you don't eat them for long enough they grow arms and legs, fashion a cape out of kitchen towel and start flying around the kitchen. Its kind of cool
  • May 1, 2010, 03:36 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    no theyre just super cheap :D

    plus if you dont eat them for long enough they grow arms and legs, fashion a cape out of kitchen towel and start flying around the kitchen. its kinda cool

    you just made me like you a whole lot more ^_^
  • May 1, 2010, 03:53 AM
    EmoPrincess

    Hello everyone!

    I went on a date last night.

    He got me flowers
  • May 1, 2010, 05:01 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I like Mr. Noodle mmm
  • May 1, 2010, 05:23 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    I'm fine with the swear words being censored. what i don't understand are words like d!ck being censored. it's a very common word used for a part of the male anatomy, and it makes reading some posts in the AS forum difficult.

    It's really interesting over in Literature to talk about Charles D**kens. When I saw that filter snafu I fell out of my chair. It came out Charles ens.
  • May 1, 2010, 05:48 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    I'm fine with the swear words being censored. what i don't understand are words like d!ck being censored. it's a very common word used for a part of the male anatomy, and it makes reading some posts in the AS forum difficult.

    It could be worse.

    One site I was a part of had a filter that changed the 'offensive' words into 'inoffensive' words even if they were part of another word. We finally started saying "hecko" to each other out of habit. :)
  • May 1, 2010, 05:58 AM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    It could be worse.

    One site I was a part of had a filter that changed the 'offensive' words into 'inoffensive' words even if they were part of another word. We finally started saying "hecko" to each other out of habit. :)

    That sounds hilarious
  • May 1, 2010, 05:59 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    That sounds hilarious

    Hecko, Emop
  • May 1, 2010, 06:00 AM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Hecko, Emop

    Hecko Cats!

    That sounds like it should be some form of offensive echo, a hecko.
  • May 1, 2010, 06:19 AM
    shazamataz

    One forum I was on changed every expletive or naughty word into "milkshake" :D
    Made for some interesting posts.

    I use the terms penis, willy or wing-wang :p

    The alternate spelling of 'come' another that is frequently censored here, mostly in AS.
  • May 1, 2010, 06:21 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    It does make things confusing when the word is blanked out, but funny trying to picture what word they wanted to use. Lol
  • May 1, 2010, 06:23 AM
    EmoPrincess

    Haha, I remember a site blocked the word porn, but not the f word. Being a defiant girl, I decided to make a post to show how ridiculous that was...

    I got banned
  • May 1, 2010, 06:23 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    The alternate spelling of 'come' another that is frequently censored here, mostly in AS.

    I have noticed that. It makes it interesting trying to figure out if the censor program got it or if the person didn't realize he/she forgot to type a word.
  • May 1, 2010, 07:17 AM
    Unknown008

    Subscribing... Hi all those who are here at the moment :)
  • May 1, 2010, 07:24 AM
    88sunflower
    Hey guys.
    Work on a Saturday should not be legal.
  • May 1, 2010, 07:37 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    You are right Sunny. I am heading off to my camp to enjoy some good drinks with good friends on the lake. Enjoying the sun and warm weather! Can't wait!
  • May 1, 2010, 07:41 AM
    88sunflower
    How rude to rub that in Bella.
    I will be having some drinks when I get home for sure. To ease the tension. I will be facing my dads girlfriend in the morning. Lucky for her I will have my son with me so I will have to keep my mouth in control.
  • May 1, 2010, 07:44 AM
    Unknown008

    Don't give up Sunny! I know you can so it! :)

    Have a good time Bella :)
  • May 1, 2010, 07:45 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Sorry Sunny! :o

    I wish you all the best. You can hold your toung, but make sure to say everything that needs to be said. She is a nasty woman, and In my opinion needs to be told exactly that. Although by the sounds of things she doesn't have much of a conscience so it would probably be said in vain.
  • May 1, 2010, 07:48 AM
    88sunflower
    Thanks guys. Its only just begun I am afraid.

    But like Unky said enjoy yourself today. Its clearing up nicely and warming here. I will be outside doing something when I get out of here. It's a good darn day for nothing. That's what I declare today... National Nothing Day.
  • May 1, 2010, 11:33 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    you just made me like you a whole lot more ^_^

    Awwww shucks, way to shut me up :D
  • May 1, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    I have noticed that. It makes it interesting trying to figure out if the censor program got it or if the person didn't realize he/she forgot to type a word.

    Yesterday someone posted a thread "My girlfriend ed someone else" or something along those lines.

    I spent a few moments wondering who Ed was and why it mattered. :rolleyes:
  • May 1, 2010, 03:19 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    It does make things confusing when the word is blanked out, but funny trying to picture what word they wanted to use. lol

    There needs to be a message that pops up saying something along the lines of, 'one or more of your words were blocked by our censor. please fix it before submitting this post.' it would make things a lot less confusing.

    The filter should also be upgraded so that poor emily and charles don't end up losing most of their last names.
  • May 1, 2010, 04:31 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    there needs to be a message that pops up saying something along the lines of, 'one or more of your words were blocked by our censor. please fix it before submitting this post.' it would make things a lot less confusing.

    the filter should also be upgraded so that poor emily and charles don't end up losing most of their last names.

    Penis is allowed. Maybe we should rename Emily and Charles to Penisens. :)
  • May 1, 2010, 05:04 PM
    hheath541

    Or not.
  • May 1, 2010, 05:09 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    or not.

    LMAO!

    That was short but straight to the point.

    Love it! :)
  • May 1, 2010, 05:19 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Yesterday someone posted a thread "My girlfriend ed someone else" or something along those lines.

    I spent a few moments wondering who Ed was and why it mattered. :rolleyes:

    If his girlfriend is causing Erectile Dysfunction in men other than him, that might explain his problem.;)
  • May 1, 2010, 05:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    If his girlfriend is causing Erectile Dysfunction in men other than him, that might explain his problem.;)

    LMAO! I would think he'd be happy about that. ;)
  • May 1, 2010, 05:33 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! I would think he'd be happy about that. ;)

    But she wouldn't be. Can you imagine the blow to your ego that would cause?
  • May 1, 2010, 05:46 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    but she wouldn't be. can you imagine the blow to your ego that would cause?

    True. That poor girl, she's a man killer, but not in a good way. ;)

    I was just taking a break from working on the yard, but I guess I took too long. The wind has picked up and it looks like rain. :(

    Why is it that when I finally have a bit of energy the weather doesn't want to co-operate? :(
  • May 1, 2010, 06:45 PM
    hheath541

    The kittens are DETERMINED to make it as hard as possible for me to give any of them to new homes. The past couple days, mop has attached himself to me. He climbs up the couch to be next to me and falls asleep curled up against me, purring.

    Are four kitties so much harder to take care of than three?

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