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  • Apr 7, 2010, 02:56 PM
    mudweiser

    Hahaha Shaz! I loved that picture!

    Animals are a little gross, but then again so are humans.
  • Apr 7, 2010, 03:00 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I know, and then I have search! Haha! How is everyone? What have I missed?

    PS what's a Cavoodle?

    I'm pregnant!

    Not. I'd have to have sex first.

    Good thing you can not get pregnant by having sex with yourself... (;
  • Apr 8, 2010, 03:44 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Good thing you can not get pregnant by having sex with yourself... (;

    Oooh there you are. I was actually wondering where you were.. how's life with you and your family?

    If that were possible [getting pregnant from having sex with yourself] then I would have a heck of a lot of babies.. haha just kidding...
  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:22 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Oooh there you are. I was actually wondering where you were.. how's life with you and your family?

    If that were possible [getting pregnant from having sex with yourself] then I would have a heck of a lot of babies.. haha just kidding....

    Too funny sis... Well that would be crazy would it not. You would have a family of what 100 kids...

    Where is everyone, soon as I come over and sign up everybody vacates the thread??
  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:37 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Too funny sis... Well that would be crazy would it not. You would have a family of what 100 kids...

    Where is everyone, soon as I come over and sign up everybody vacates the thread???

    Nope, just reading my newspaper and browsing my friend, I'm here... HI! :)
  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:56 AM
    Unknown008

    AMHD on it's own has been very quiet lately... there used to be pages of chat in between my log ins, and now, there are only a few posts... :(
  • Apr 8, 2010, 08:09 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Too funny sis... Well that would be crazy would it not. You would have a family of what 100 kids...

    Where is everyone, soon as I come over and sign up everybody vacates the thread???

    Oh once I saw you coming I just bolted.


    No worries BroJoe I feel the same way. It's like I come here and I'm like "helloo??" [echo echo echo]

    Haha!

    I have a joke for you!

    How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

    Ra-ra-ra-raw



    Hahaha you love it.
  • Apr 8, 2010, 08:14 AM
    JoeCanada76

    So sad, there are times where it is so so too chatty that I can not keep up and quiet honestly do not try to keep up with. Then there are times where there is hardly anything and I am wondering what the He--.

    Where is the balance,, lololol

    Hello Stringer, and Jerry...
  • Apr 8, 2010, 08:15 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Oh once I saw you coming I just bolted.


    No worries BroJoe I feel the same way. It's like I come here and I'm like "helloo??" [echo echo echo]

    haha!

    I have a joke for you!

    How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

    Ra-ra-ra-raw



    hahaha you love it.

    You know me to well...

    Your right, I love it... (;
  • Apr 8, 2010, 08:17 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    AMHD on it's own has been very quiet lately... there used to be pages of chat in between my log ins, and now, there are only a few posts... :(

    Chloe is trying to keep me busy. Hard to type while keeping the pup from chewing up the house. It is teething time. :rolleyes:
  • Apr 8, 2010, 10:45 AM
    hheath541

    So, I'm opening mail at work. You'll never guess what's in it. A baby magazine. In my name.

    Why the HELL is there a baby magazine coming to work in MY name? I never signed up for one. I've never been pregnant. I've never even seriously thought I WAS pregnant. And yet, my name is on a baby magazine.
  • Apr 8, 2010, 11:09 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    so, i'm opening mail at work. you'll never guess what's in it. a baby magazine. in my name.

    why the HELL is there a baby magazine coming to work in MY name? i never signed up for one. i've never been pregnant. i've never even seriously thought i WAS pregnant. and yet, my name is on a baby magazine.

    Maybe it was for Edith:)
  • Apr 8, 2010, 11:11 AM
    hheath541

    hehe, you made me chuckle ^_^

    so, I should take the copy of 'american baby' home and let edith read it?
  • Apr 8, 2010, 12:01 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    hehe, you made me chuckle ^_^

    so, i should take the copy of 'american baby' home and let edith read it?

    Or use it line the litterbox. :)
  • Apr 8, 2010, 12:13 PM
    hheath541

    I think I'm just going to leave it in the laundromat across the street.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 03:29 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    How's the kities Hheath?
  • Apr 9, 2010, 03:41 PM
    hheath541

    Tiny and cute as ever.

    I'm a bit worried because my apartment's been cold the part couple days. They can't regulate their body temperature, yet, but they seem to be doing OK. I can't do anything to make it warmer, the downstairs controls the heat.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 03:55 PM
    tickle

    Anything you can do, aside from mom's body heat, would be too much. I mean heat lamps, those pillows you heat up in the microwave are too much heat. No need to worry, hh, Everything works out. Kitties are born in cold barns and survive. I have a cat who was a barn cat (pickle). She maintained okay when I got her quite young.

    Tick
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:18 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Yup my neighbours cat had kittens in my shed when I was out sick. They are doing great, she finally moved them into her house.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:31 PM
    hheath541

    I know, I just don't want them to get sick.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:33 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Aww you're such a worry-some mother!
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:41 PM
    hheath541

    I've never had a pet that was truly MINE before, let alone babies. There's always been someone else to help out, before.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:43 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    I've never had a pet that was truly MINE before, let alone babies. there's always been someone else to help out, before.

    You're doing great, Heath. :)
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:44 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Aww you'll do good! Any recent pic's?
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:48 PM
    hheath541

    I posted pics on Monday. I'll be posting more this coming Monday. I'd like to take more pictures, but my decided to be a POS about a year ago, and I haven't had the money to replace it, yet.

    It eats batteries. Tells me batteries are dead, when they aren't. Won't work with rechargables at all anymore. Takes forever for the flash to warm up so I can take a picture, even if I'm not using the flash. Basically, it gets on my nerves.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:51 PM
    friend4u178

    Alty has a device that eats batteries too... just sayin' ;)
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:51 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Is it on the mommy thread?
  • Apr 9, 2010, 04:56 PM
    hheath541

    Yep.

    Oh, you found it. I was going to post a link to the page for you.
  • Apr 9, 2010, 05:02 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I gotter!

    M, you rascal.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 05:15 AM
    mudweiser

    Gud afternun. Lol I knew this girl once that replaced most of her o's with a "u". It was annuying ha!


    Happy Sat.. err.. day. Okay I'll stop writing like that.

    I'm getting ready to do some shooping! Whoo hoo I actually call it "shoop- ing" sometimes. I have no idea why... words are fun to play with, right!
  • Apr 10, 2010, 05:26 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Gud afternun. lol I knew this gurl once that replaced most of her o's with a "u". It was annuying ha!


    Happy Sat..err..day. Okay I'll stop writing like that.

    I'm getting ready to do some shooping! whoo hoo I actually call it "shoop- ing" sometimes. I have no idea why... words are fun to play with, right!?

    Shooping lol. I have this friend on msn that talks like that all the time. I NEVER know what she is saying. It's a challenge, I feel like a Indianna Jones trying to read the Holy Grail.:rolleyes:
  • Apr 10, 2010, 05:38 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    shooping lol. I have this friend on msn that talks like that all the time. I NEVER know what she is saying. It's a challange, i feel like a Indianna Jones trying to read the Holy Grail.:rolleyes:

    Or Lara Tomb Raider. Haha! I don't know about you but I don't have a swinkey. I love how you can call a penis anything you want. Do you have any funny names for it? The worm perhaps? Ever seen it all limpy.. looks like a worm. Haha! Hey this is Alty's thread so this is the right thread to talk about stuff like this.

    My Paul Brown straightener died on me. Like DIED. I turned it on and he didn't turn on. I was like "No! Wake up". I've had him for about 5 years. I ordered another straightener, an "Avanti". It's fabulous. I love it, it doesn't pull out my hair like Paul used to. I still have Paul, lol I don't know what to do with him. He's dead in a box in my closet.. haha!

    :) Do you have a hair straightener? I absolutely love mine.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 05:59 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I call it "peter frampton" lol. And I sing You make me feel like a natural woman into it, I use it as my own personal mic.

    I have a revelon hair straightner. It's one of those skinny ones. I got it like 3 years ago. I love it. It pulls my hair out, but I like a little pain in the mornings. It kick starts my day.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:16 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Gud afternun. lol I knew this gurl once that replaced most of her o's with a "u". It was annuying ha!


    Happy Sat..err..day. Okay I'll stop writing like that.

    I'm getting ready to do some shooping! whoo hoo I actually call it "shoop- ing" sometimes. I have no idea why... words are fun to play with, right!?

    I like the word, 'legumes.' don't know why. It's just fun to say.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:16 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I call it "peter frampton" lol. and I sing You make me feel like a natural woman into it, I use it as my own personal mic.

    I have a revelon hair straightner. It's one of those skinny ones. I got it like 3 years ago. I love it. It pulls my hair out, but I like a little pain in the mornings. It kick starts my day.

    To clarify, are you talking about a penis or a straightener?
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:21 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahahah Option A.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:23 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    i like the word, 'legumes.' don't know why. it's just fun to say.

    Me too! It's like such a fun word. Yesterday I kept saying Picture Paper. It's just fun!

    Hmm now I'm thinking of funny words! Canoodle, panjandrum.. oh and dungeon [for some reason].

    Rachel [my daughter] used to say "glooby" hahah I loved that.. but now she's 3 she talks like a real person now :(
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:26 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I like pumpernickel bread. Sounds dirty on so many levels. I also like cumquat.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:28 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    hahahah Option A.

    Yet another reason why you remind me of a very dear friend.

    Although, I'm more than a little in love with her. We were supposed to date a few years back, but she let the fact that I'm a girl scare her off. She's marrying my high school sweetheart this October. They're cute together. I did finally get to kiss her last weekend, though.

    Sometimes I am such a GIRL! If I weren't so sentimental, I'd be irritated at myself.
  • Apr 10, 2010, 06:31 AM
    mudweiser

    She's getting married and she kissed you?

    Now that is thread material right there.


    Do you guys ever think "man some of these threads can make a good movie".

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