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  • Oct 14, 2009, 11:42 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Ok, I have to go now. Cya all!:

    See you later unky,I have to go too.Time to start hubbys dinner :)
  • Oct 14, 2009, 11:43 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    See you later unky,I have to go too.Time to start hubbys dinner :)

    See you later.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 11:46 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Its my ticket! I found it! :eek: Here you go Sunny,a nice ticket for you!;)

    Eww its wet, that's butt sweat! Red you can hold this one.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 11:49 AM
    redhed35

    Them,thanks for that sunny,I just put it with the rest of the sweaty bus stubbs...

    How did I get this job again?

    Oh yeah.. you gave it to me!

    Waiting on the perks sunny!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:01 PM
    88sunflower
    That was "sweaty butt stub" lmao

    Perks would be shot gun.
    In good with the driver.
    The cooler I have full under our seats no one knows of.
    Able to choose the next destination at any given time.
    The power to make people get naked and ride five miles. Is that a perk?

    Jeez red, I don't see any perks.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:06 PM
    redhed35

    Sunny!

    The driver can't drive,
    The cooler is full of beer,that's all we packed and were handing out freebies,
    And the place is over run with naked sweaty people!!

    WHAT WERE WE THINKING!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:08 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    sunny!!

    the driver can't drive,
    the cooler is full of beer,thats all we packed and were handing out freebies,
    and the place is over run with naked sweaty people!!!

    WHAT WERE WE THINKING!

    OK honey. I have this under control. Our cooler never empties. Remember the bottomless bottle we had in the castle? Same thing applies here.

    Wooup (sunny whistles) all right all you free loaders, you did your time jumping on the bus for free. Line up, fully clothed, give us your tickets, sit down and shut up. Your stinking up the ride.

    Driver, move on.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:13 PM
    redhed35

    Oh bloody hell, the drivers gone awol... whos driving the bus?

    Oh, were parked up outside stringers house... nice bushes you have there stringer... wonder if we could nip in and use the loo sunny. do a little breaking and entering?
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:14 PM
    redhed35
    SUNNY, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!

    Were outside his house!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:18 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    SUNNY, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!!

    were outside his house!!

    Gasp!
    Shhh... let the others go in visiting. We stay behind. Oh that sweet Marta will serve them up snacks and we are free to get in to the shed.
    Wait, isn't Stringer on the bus?
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:19 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    OK honey. I have this under control. Our cooler never empties. Remember the bottomless bottle we had in the castle? Same thing applies here.

    wooup (sunny whistles) all right all you free loaders, you did your time jumping on the bus for free. Line up, fully clothed, give us your tickets, sit down and shut up. Your stinking up the ride.
    Driver, move on.


    I think that's me. :o
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:21 PM
    redhed35

    He's asleep,naked asleep... hove to do something about those rules...

    Okay,we need..

    A shovel

    Heavy duty black sacks

    A decoy

    Nice black outfits..

    That's it we ready to go...

    Tip toe tip toe into stingers shed we go...

    Oh hello bottom,I have missed you...

    And look sunny... SALAVDOR... the holy grail of amhd.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:22 PM
    redhed35
    Shush j-lo... come with us,we'll explain later,
    We need your finger prints.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:23 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    shush j-lo.....come with us,we'll explain later,
    we need your finger prints.

    This doesn't sound so good.
    Can't we use someone else's fingerprints?
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    oh bloody hell, the drivers gone awol...whos driving the bus??

    oh, were parked up outside stringers house...nice bushes you have there stringer....wonder if we could nip in and use the loo sunny., do a little breaking and entering?

    I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls... and disarm the machine guns...

    But I will keep the napalm ready... :eek::D:rolleyes:

    There is so much security in place... I have no worries, especially since Red's butt and Suzy are hidden. On top of that, Suzy is very happy AND she will scream loudly if touched by anyone other than me... :):)
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:24 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    sunny, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!!

    Were outside his house!!

    I have no shed!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:24 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls........and disarm the machine guns.....

    I don't believe it!

    You knew!

    How could you have known?

    Foiled again.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:25 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls........and disarm the machine guns.....

    Oh go in the house dear. You have company.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:26 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    i have no shed!

    If I have to go back and trawl through posts to find the 'shed' I will!

    You nailed me to it,you keep your car in it,and salador on the wall...

    Weep weep weep.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    This doesn't sound so good.
    Can't we use someone else's fingerprints?

    Hmmmmm, scapegoat comes to mind J-Lo :)
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:32 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Hmmmmm, scapegoat comes to my J-Lo :)

    What,scapegoat, what, never... ever ever.. ok maybe a little... but j-lo,its salador,and you could share the glory,I just can't face the gators again..

    Hang on, there's no gators here... weep weep weep...

    Sunny help me.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    if i have to go back and trawl through posts to find the 'shed' i will!

    you nailed me to it,you keep your car in it,and salador on the wall...

    weep weep weep.

    Yes, she is... along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:35 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yes, she is...along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Funny.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:36 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yes, she is...along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:


    EDIT:::::::::::::::::: >>>>>> Yep the gators needed someplace to live... and they are hungry my dear, very hungry... ::::::SNAP !:::::::
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:36 PM
    redhed35

    Oh bugger I'm late,back in a bit.

    'it that a pond I see"
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:37 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    EDIT:::::::::::::::::: >>>>>> Yep the gators neede someplace to live....and they are hungry my dear, very hungry...........::::::SNAP !:::::::

    If I had an ar*e, id run.

    Without an ar*se I'm dead meat.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:40 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    if i had an ar*e, id run.

    without an ar*se im dead meat.

    I don't know Red... your butt up there on my wall beside Suzy is a prized possession, I show it to all my guests...

    They do ask a lot of questions though... :p:rolleyes:
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:45 PM
    nikosmom

    Let me know if y'all have any stops my way so I can take a trip too... :o
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:46 PM
    kctiger

    Nikos where have you been? I haven't talked to you in a long time... some would say you have been avoiding me... :mad:
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:49 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Let me know if y'all have any stops my way so I can take a trip too... :o

    Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:52 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Nikos where have you been? I haven't talked to you in a long time...some would say you have been avoiding me...:mad:

    Kc dear, things have been a bit hectic at work so I haven't had a lot of time during the day to socialize but I've missed you all lots. :) I've mostly been checking in on the Insurance threads and sneaking out... plus I've been on FB toooo much!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:53 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.

    Thanks for the invite; I need an escape!
  • Oct 14, 2009, 12:55 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Thanks for the invite; I need an escape!

    Hang on tight.
    The driver gets out of control.
    But we are now in Chicago at Stringers house. Red is being naughty again.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 01:06 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.

    Bus... bus.
  • Oct 14, 2009, 01:11 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hang on tight.
    The driver gets out of control.
    But we are now in Chicago at Stringers house. Red is being naughty again.

    Who is the driver?
  • Oct 14, 2009, 01:18 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Who is the driver?

    You are. :D
  • Oct 14, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    You are. :D

    I got replaced for drinking on the job. We need to find someone who does not drink. I'll happily remain the tour guide, though I may want guest guides as we travel to new cities. :)
  • Oct 14, 2009, 01:28 PM
    nikosmom

    I'm not a drinker but I'm not here enough to be the driver. :(
  • Oct 15, 2009, 05:47 AM
    Just Looking
    Wake up sleepyheads. Places to go, people to see, things to do. Or is it places to go, people to do. I always get that confused. :)
  • Oct 15, 2009, 05:48 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    Wake up sleepyheads. Places to go, people to see, things to do. Or is it places to go, people to do. I also get that confused. :)

    Dirty mind at 5:50am: CHECK :rolleyes:

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