Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's and Starby's Castle of Doom. For our Starby.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Queen's room is down the hall to the left...:D

The Sheriff

Aha, so the truth comes out dear Sheriff. Well, you played the wrong card. I once dated an entomologist, bugs don't scare me, I actually really like them.

So, come to me my bug friends, I will train you and then we will get the Sheriff and my whip!

Ha! Take that! :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

As per your wish Queen Alty............

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I think this one would suit Maiden NM very well.............

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Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Ah, Sherriff.

We need a guard's badge for Unky.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Cat...here's a tissue, wipe the brown off....ha ha :rolleyes:

Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post...

Now now Stringer, you can compliment me too. Geesh. :D

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Got it!
Lets go. I have been here alone to long. You lead and I will follow. Lets use her hair brush hee hee chuckling we can be queens for a day while she is out sshh dont tell

Alty... candidates for the jail... he hee.. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Boring... ::trudges off to the cloak room::

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post. :D

Now I got to think up a Shakespeare quote for Shazzy and Starty, but finding one that scans right...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

it look like..no,it can't be..(red starts sobbing)
its princess nikosmom hair..the shock the horror..what has the beautiful but evil queen alty done...
we need a hero sunflower..here top up this goblet..ahhhh,for the shock you know..
hmmmm,whos going to be the hero?

(The Sheriff): Someone called?

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Boring................. ::trudges off to the cloak room::

A cloak? Just a cloak?

Ok. :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

:: raises hand and leers ::

:: shuffles off to dungeon to feed the spiders ::

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

Nm
I was just tryin' to get you something that would suit you... and me ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Nm
I was just tryin' to get you something that would suit you.......................and me ;)

I think it suits me very well... although the top is a little small for me... :rolleyes:

But how do I look? ::twirling for the boys::

Oops, I think I may be spilling out of my new garb...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I was just going to PM you M. PM, M, that's funny. Say it fast 10 times, it tickles. :p

Love the batman avy, maybe I should change mine to a bunny for this thread.

What do you boys think?

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I pick number... 2 it's cute. :) REmember... Where's that mouse trap??

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Hmmm "Maiden"... do you think that's even believable?? :confused:

But I suppose roleplaying can always be fun...

You shall be rescued from the castle tower... opps you don't have any hair!! :eek::eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

As per your wish Queen Alty............

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I think this one would suit Maiden NM very well.............

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GAWD....I love how you think Deputy....just love it !!!!! :D:D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

YOu shall be rescued from the castle tower...opps you don't have any hair !!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Whaddya mean I don't have any hair? :eek:

So there is no technology at all in this castle?

No chance of Michael J. Fox coming back from the future with stuff?

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Ah, Sherriff.

We need a guard's badge for Unky.

I will have the chief deputy make him one... by the way, M is the Chief Deputy... and he doesn't take any crap... many empty places in the dungeon cells... :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aha, so the truth comes out dear Sheriff. Well, you played the wrong card. I once dated an entomologist, bugs don't scare me, I actually really like them.

So, come to me my bug friends, I will train you and then we will get the Sheriff and my whip!

Ha! Take that! :D

No... I lead them on a wild 'duck' chase.... my Queen...

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post...

Now now Stringer, you can compliment me too. Geesh. :D

Check my posts sweet... you should be proud of me... but I keep detailed records.. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

:: shuffles off to dungeon to feed the spiders ::

Yep... Unky's waiting for you... anyone that breaks the rules... yep Alty's rules and I enforce them... :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

I think it suits me very well... although the top is a little small for me...:rolleyes:

But how do I look? ::twirling for the boys::

Oops, I think I may be spilling out of my new garb...

THAT... got the Sheriff's attention... :eek:

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

So there is no technology at all in this castle?

No chance of Michael J. Fox coming back from the future with stuff?

The only thing that moves mechanically is Rebbie's bike...

What the h*ll !!!!! LOOK !!! There is a lot of feathers laying on the floor, all the way down the hallway..

Spooky... very spooky...

The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy... where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around... silence... where did they all go?)

Cover yourself up NM. We're a respectful castle.

M! What have you done?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

[B]What the h*ll????? LOOK !!! There is a lot of feathers laying on the floor, all the way down the hallway....?

Spooky....very spooky......

The duck is playing tricks on us. Or maybe it's a down filled pillow.

Did I tell you that Chewy got hold of one of my down filled pillows? I didn't notice. Today I went in the back yard to pick up dog poo, it looks like someone killed a goose back there!

Darn puppy. :(

I want a sexy Queen dress.

M! Please, work your magic.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Cover yourself up NM. We're a respectful castle.

M! What have you done?

B-but-but Alty! He granted your wish and produced an outfit suitable for this maiden. I am covered up... mostly :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The duck is playing tricks on us. Or maybe it's a down filled pillow.

Did I tell you that Chewy got hold of one of my down filled pillows? I didn't notice. Today I went in the back yard to pick up dog poo, it looks like someone killed a goose back there!

Darn puppy. :(

You're sure it was the pillow? ;)

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

B-but-but Alty! He granted your wish and produced an outfit suitable for this maiden. I am covered up... mostly :rolleyes:

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

Geesh

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Originally Posted by Stringer

The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy...where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around....silence.....where did they all go?)

Look up Sheriff, I'm right here.

Um, my eyes are higher up! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You're sure it was the pillow? ;)

:eek: I hope it was.

Damn! :(

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

geesh

If you've got the boulders we've got the holders.

Giggle. :p

Or another favorite, for the smaller girls. What nature has forgotten, we stuff with cotton. :)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

geesh

HEY DEPUTY... 'bout time you showed up for work... :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

HEY DEPUTY....'bout time you showed up for work.....:D

You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

OOOOppppps... sorry, looked quickly and I thought that it was Joesph for some reason... duh :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

HEY DEPUTY....'bout time you showed up for work.....:D

No work for me, I am just in for a visit... I am the self-appointed Jester... at Alty service, always. :D

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Phew , you guys keep me busy... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy...where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around....silence.....where did they all go?)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I want a sexy Queen dress.

M! Please, work your magic.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

But... I am at your service my Queen... most of the time... :rolleyes:

M.. need a badge for Unky...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

OOOOppppps...sorry, looked quickly and I thought that it was Joesph for some reason...duh :rolleyes:

Wow, confused for Joe, now THERE is a first... looks like boobies to me.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

No work for me, I am just in for a visit... I am the self-appointed Jester... at Alty service, always. :D

It was a mistake.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Wow, confused for Joe, now THERE is a first... looks like boobies to me.

Well... it's dark in here... buy that? He hee:)

It's OK, I am often mistaken for random men. ;)

My boobies are much bigger then Joes! Just saying.

M, why does NM get the super hot super sexy maiden costume and I end up looking like Queen Elizabeth? Hurumph.

Justy, those aren't your juggling balls you have in your hands.

Someone turn on the lights!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, why does NM get the super hot super sexy maiden costume and I end up looking like Queen Elizabeth? Hurumph.

See Alty, you wouldn't be taken seriously as the Queen if your outfit was too revealing... Plus, you look waaay better than Queen Elizabeth! :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M..need a badge for Unky...

Hope Unky likes it... :cool:

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The Queen of Hearts... is it most appropriate, Alty?

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How do you resize these pics... darnit! M, help!

I like it Justy. But I'm bigger then that! ;)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

The Queen of Hearts... is it most appropriate, Alty?

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How do you resize these pics... darnit!! M, help!!

Justy
I'm assuming you Googled this and just saved the thumbnail which is a small image , if you click on the Thumbnail you'll get a much larger image that has more pixels. As you can see I can resize this but it's not much good.

Lesson 1 over :cool:

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I think this one suits me.

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