Ask Me Help Desk - Mudweiser, what gender are you?

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Originally Posted by none12345

that doesnt stop her from eating parts of the human that doesnt include meat LOL

Now that I think about it...
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Sarah, Muddy, Mud, Mudweiser, Herman, Herbert, Herman Herbert Hermanshire, Hermie, Herman the Frog... did I miss any?

Ahhhhhhh! Not the scary Simpsons cat lady! Anything but that! Ahhhhhhhhh! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I won't even try to tell you all why I chose Altenweg as my username. Let me just say, I didn't plan to stay on AMHD, just ask my question and leave, but darnit, they hooked me.

If I could go back and change my username I would, but alas, everyone knows me as Altenweg, those that are friends know me as Alty. :)

Am I your friend? O_O =P

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I won't even try to tell you all why I chose Altenweg as my username.

Tell ME!
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Sarah

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Originally Posted by none12345

Am i your friend? O_O =P

No- she told me your membership was denied.

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Sorry!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

No- she told me your membership was denied.

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Sorry!

Sarah

awwww that hurt my feelings Alty T__T you are a meanie pants =P *lets scary women get alty while I run away* =P

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Originally Posted by none12345

Am i your friend? O_O =P

Awww! Of course you are. After all, you owe me $10, or you will. ;)

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Originally Posted by none12345

awwww that hurt my feelings Alty T__T you are a meanie pants =P *lets scary women get alty while i run away* =P

Darnit, missed this one. :(

Okay, friendship revoked. Yes, I'm that fickle, after all, I am woman! ;)

Just kidding. Maybe. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Awww! Of course you are. After all, you owe me $10, or you will.

How come I had to pay a 6 months installment plan of $130.77 per month.

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Not fair.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Tell ME!
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Sarah

Should I? Hmmm. Maybe you should guess! Ya, I like that idea. Go ahead. Guess what Altenweg stands for.

M, don't you dare tell them, I will hunt you down, you know I will! :cool:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

How come I had to pay a 6 months installment plan of $130.77 per month.

Not fair.

Sarah

Are you a young, good looking, completely trainable guy?

Well, there's your answer. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Darnit, missed this one. :(

Okay, friendship revoked. Yes, I'm that fickle, after all, I am woman! ;)

Just kidding. Maybe. :D

I mean I let the scary simpson women get you while I run away LMAO!! Hey Alty how do you know you won't be the one getting the 10$? -_- =P

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Should I? Hmmm. Maybe you should guess! Ya, I like that idea. Go ahead. Guess what Altenweg stands for.

M, don't you dare tell them, I will hunt you down, you know I will! :cool:

lol isn't it a religion or something like that? =P

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Originally Posted by none12345

i mean i let the scary simpson women get you while i run away LMAO!!!! Hey Alty how do you know you wont be the one getting the 10$? -_- =P

I will get the $10, of this I am certain. I have looked into my crystal ball (darnit, who hid the darn ball, oh, there it is) and I see the future (why is it cloudy?) and you will find love (ahhhh, that's not pretty, make it go away!)

Um, you, you may want to stay inside for a few weeks. :eek:

All ten tails wag : you're a pet expert! Am I close?

Sarah

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Originally Posted by none12345

lol isnt it a religion or something like that? =P

Don't I wish. Then I could make the rules. Altyism, I like it. It will be the church of Beer, and all people must kneel at the Holy Keg and sing Budweiser, Budweiser, Budweiser! All hale beer!

First guess is a strike. Two more and you're out! :)

I'm the priestess : Mudweiser.

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Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Should I? Hmmm. Maybe you should guess! Ya, I like that idea. Go ahead. Guess what Altenweg stands for.

M, don't you dare tell them, I will hunt you down, you know I will! :cool:

Surely they won't guess it by themselves Alty , its way too cryptic ;)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

All ten tails wag : your a pet expert! Am I close?

Sarah

If you where any further off I wouldn't be able to see you! :D

I am the pet expert though, and boy does that title get me into trouble. :(

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Surely they won't guess it by themselves Alty , its way too cryptic ;)

Cryptic? Really? Wow! :cool:

Okay, you may give them a teenie tiny hint. Really teenie!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I'm the priestess : Mudweiser.

Sarah

You're in charge of handing out the steins and filling up the holy beer fountains. :)

I'm going to hell now for sure. Oh well, you only die once! :D:eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I will get the $10, of this I am certain. I have looked into my crystal ball (darnit, who hid the darn ball, oh, there it is) and I see the future (why is it cloudy?) and you will find love (ahhhh, that's not pretty, make it go away!)

Um, ya, you may want to stay inside for a few weeks. :eek:

LOL, I shall stay inside for a few weeks don't want to go into the MIST =P

Ummmmm my 2nd guess... weg = weggie? Alt and weggie? =P

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Originally Posted by none12345

LOL, i shall stay inside for a few weeks dont wanna go into the MIST =P

Ummmmm my 2nd guess.... weg = weggie? Alt and weggie? =P

Darn, you two suck at this! ;)

Hint.

It wasn't mine when I was born, I have a Nee I use, but not that I'm a married girl this word is what I use.

Wow, I'm a poet! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wow, I'm a poet! :)

And don't know it :cool:

AL was your ex. It was a TEN year relationship and WEG is short for his last name WEGENSHIRE.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Darn, you two suck at this! ;)

Hint.

It wasn't mine when I was born, I have a Nee I use, but not that I'm a married girl this word is what I use.

Wow, I'm a poet! :)

a last name? =P

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Originally Posted by none12345

a last name? =P

Ding, ding, ding, you're close.

Who's last name?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ding, ding, ding, you're close.

Who's last name?

you're husband's which is your's now? =P

She said she's not married.

Answer: It's your mommy's maiden name!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

She said she's not married.

Answer: It's your mommy's maiden name!

Sarah

She is married, mudweisor o_O

Hmm post #104 she said she wasn't.
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Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

hmm post #104 she said she wasn't.
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Sarah

Herbie
Forget post #104 and what do you come up with??

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Originally Posted by none12345

you're husband's which is your's now? =P

We have a winner! You're prize, a lovely AMHD toaster. Once I get mine, I'll send it to you. Deal?

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

hmm post #104 she said she wasn't.
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Sarah

It was supposed to say "now that I'm a married girl" not "not" typo, my bad. :(

I've been married for 14 years in May. Good God that's a long time! Ahhhh!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It was supposed to say "now that I'm a married girl" not "not" typo, my bad. :(

I've been married for 14 years in May. Good God that's a long time! Ahhhh!

hehe, that was a trick question. You tried to trick mudweisor but I knew you were married =P I guess I had an advantage XD GIMME GIMME MY TOASTER =P!!

Okay so.. Altenweg stands for your husbands last name?

Sarah

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Originally Posted by none12345

hehe, that was a trick question. you tried to trick mudweisor but i knew you were married =P i guess i had an advantage XD GIMME GIMME MY TOASTER =P!!!

It's in the mail! ;)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Okay so.. Altenweg stands for your husbands last name?

Sarah

My husbands, and mine. In other words, Altenweg is my last name, and it's not all that common.

See why I'd like to change it? I'm too easy to find.

But, ha, you don't know my first name! :D

M, don't tell them! :eek:

Was it the toast-o-egg maker 2000?
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Noooooo!

P.S. Your name would be Gwen

Sarah