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Oh, I forgot! You have to have 201 posts to receive your kit. It may be too late for you now! :p

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<<< OK I'm back with 201 posts! Lol

Are there any left Starby??

Man! It went back to 200 because curlyben shut down the condum thread!

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Originally Posted by XOXOlove

<<< ok i'm back with 201 posts!! lol

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Okay, now here's what you got to do before you are 100% eligible for this kit. Go and answer 10 "Am I Pregnant" questions... and you must get 8 out of 10 correct for a passing grade... and then after reviewing your final score, your kit shall be sent. Are you ready? On your marks... get steady... GO!

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okay, now here's what you gotta do before you are 100% eligible for this kit. Go and answer 10 "am i pregnant" questions...and you must get 8 out of 10 correct for a passing grade...and then after reviewing your final score, your kit shall be sent. Are you ready? On your marks... Get steady....go!!

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Lol!!

10 am I pregnant questions...

That's not going to take long!


Awww I was just about to go check on that thread... damn...

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Are there any left Starby???

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I'm sure there are some dusty ones left in the warehouse!

Oh, and XOXO... 10 points off for spelling "condom" wrong! Hahahaha! Sorry, had to do it! Thems the rules! :p

I think I've been spelling it wrong all day! Hahaha!

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i think i've been spelling it wrong all day!! hahaha!

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Well see! We've solved the problem then! That is why all of these young girls are getting pregnant! They are going to the store and they can't find "condums" You may have just solved a world crisis! Okay, you can have your 10 points back. :D

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Well see! We've solved the problem then! That is why all of these young girls are getting pregnant! They are going to the store and they can't find "condums" You may have just solved a world crisis! Okay, you can have your 10 points back. :D

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Or maybe they are buying condums not condoms!

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or maybe they are buying condums not condoms!!

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Condoms for dummies! Con-dums! They are the ones that are full of holes!

Wouldn't it be a cock ring then?

Hope that wasn't violating any rules [don't hurt me mods]

Sarah

WATCH THIS!

Very funny cartoon about condoms!

YouTube - Funny condoms cartoon

Hey this isn't a chat thread- can't you see there are more addicts to be admitted.

So far we got about 26 admitted addicts out of 546,984 members.

Sarah

27 :(
They do say admitting it is the first step to recovery, but do we really want to recover :confused:

We're talking condoms? Weeee! :)

Here's a cute commercial.

Disclaimer, it's been banned so watch at your own risk. It's not icky, just the content is a bit risqué. Also, watch with the sound on, it's cuter that way. Yes, cute. :)

YouTube - Get It On ( Durex Condoms - Kama-Balloon-Animal-Sutra Commercial )

I got that in an e-mail the other day... so cute!

I love that commercial, especially the little squeaky sounds, too cute. :)

Oh my!. :eek: It is cute, but don't think I could pass that one onto my kids without causing them much embarrassment... now hubby, he is definitely getting that one... :D

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Oh my!!!......:eek: It is cute, but don't think I could pass that one onto my kids without causing them much embarassment...now hubby, he is definitely getting that one.....:D

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Definitely not for under 18's, but really cute for everyone else. :)

Hubby came home with this one. One of his college professor likes to show a video clip every day before class, to make everyone relax. This was one of them. As soon as hubby came home he searched for it and sent it to everyone we know. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I love that commercial, especially the little squeaky sounds, too cute. :)

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I can't stop watching it, it makes me giggle. :p

Your girls jiggle when you giggle.

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your girls jiggle when you giggle.

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Giggle. You noticed. :D

They also jiggle when I jog, workout, have sex. Heck, just about every activity makes them jiggle, they can be hazardous at times.

A good bra is priceless, yknow.

I know you know.

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a good bra is priceless, yknow.

i know you know.

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A good bra is expensive! :eek:

I have good bras, they cost an arm and a leg.

Little secret. I only wear a bra when I'm going out. When indoors, I usually roam around sans bra. :cool:

You know you like it. You love to watch them jiggle. :D

Until I dated girls I never felt the inside of clothes... especially until I dated my wife.

Its just not enough for a cozy, comfy outside... there needs to be a soft inside, no hard seams, scratchy lines...

Who knew?

Not me?

Now I feel up underwear on the rack in the store. The creepy guy with his hand up a teddy.

Jus' doing research.

Then again... if she doesn't like it, she'll take it off.

And she's naked under there yknow...

I'd love a Teddy, but they're hard to find in my size.

I have big boobahs, but a very small rib cage, small waist, small arse, need I go on?

I'm also tall, at least for a gal, and clothing manufacturers don't take gals like me into consideration when making clothing.

I don't fit into a normal mold. Most women that have teenie waists have small boobahs. I'm an anomaly.

I have bought lingerie, adjusted it to work. I've never been able to buy sexy lingerie off the rack and have it fit. I've given up.

But, can I just say, I look really good sans raimon (sp?) :)

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I'm an anomaly

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Perfect like that.

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perfect like that.

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For that you get a kiss, a really wet one! :)

Kp's hijacked yet another thread...

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../Giving_Up.jpg

Sarah

Awwww! You okay?

I'm to blame too. KP and I, well, together we divide and conquer. Sorry Sarah. :o

KP, meet me in the other room, we've been busted! :eek:

I'm off the thread.

I promise.

Until later when I break the promise.

Grrrrrrrrr! I'm sooooo sick of giving a long thought out answer on the relationship forum, only to hit send, and find out that the damn thread has been closed! You're on your own for awhile folks! Like I said, SICK of IT!

*hugs starby*

... you smell nice...

Aww are you okay Starby.

Sarah

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*hugs starby*

...you smell nice...

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::sniffs herself:: Oh that's me? Hahaha!

Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

Better?

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Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

Better?

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Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!

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Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!

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Well, I'll do my best.

KP dear, you gorgeous man you, can you do me a little teenie favor? Please?

I've got this tiny black thong, just your size, or maybe one or two sizes smaller, sorry. Can you don this and bring this cute little drink over to Starby? I'll make it worth your while, promise. :)