Ask Me Help Desk - Blindfolded, handcuffed and on the ground. STAY DOWN!

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See if there is anyone in this pic you recognize.
The winner gets a prize (?) I don't' think so,just kidding. You will be surprised,unless you know and then you won't.

I see Brad Pitt and maybe Will Smith. Am I right?

Oh, by the way, I'm on a role. Second reddie, this time from that "can't wait the full 6 weeks to have sex with my wife" jerk.

I really should just crawl under the covers and hide today. :(

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Thanks guys for the back-up. Like M said why would he compromise his wife's safety for 2 weeks??

Anyhoo, Hey M... Missed you!

Thanks momsy :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Don't dare post this in the Pet Forum... we've got an "expert" over there on a rampage; she might slay you for not knowing how to take care of your fishies... :p:p:p

Thanks guys for the back-up. Like M said why would he compromise his wife's safety for 2 weeks??

Anyhoo, Hey M... Missed you!

I never claimed to be the fish expert! ;)

I don't know everything about every animal on God's green earth. I'm a bunny expert, ask me anything, go ahead, I dare you. I know about dogs too, fish, not so much, hamsters, a bit, snakes, no, guinea pigs, a bit, and so on and so on.

We have a fish expert, he's great. Maybe I should PM him. ;)

David Beckham, Will Smith, Brad Pitt

Am I right?

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Thanks momsy :D

Ahhh, M I love to hear you call my name... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I see Brad Pitt and maybe Will Smith. Am I right?

Oh, by the way, I'm on a role. Second reddie, this time from that "can't wait the full 6 weeks to have sex with my wife" jerk.

I really should just crawl under the covers and hide today. :(

Hey Alty , like I've said to you before don't sweat it. Its not worth getting upset because some meathead won't take said advise and gets antsy. I got you covered on one of them ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Hey Alty , like I've said to you before don't sweat it. Its not worth getting upset because some meathead won't take said advise and gets antsy. I got you covered on one of them ;)

Thanks M, and everyone else. :)

I don't know why it bothers me, it's just one reddie, but it's my second one today from a person that just wants revenge and has tons of attitude.

Really, is it a full moon? :confused:

You know me, someone gives me attitude, I give it right back and then some. I'm actually being really good, considering that my initial instinct is to go for the jugular and so far I don't think I've even drawn blood. See, I'm learning. :o

Darnit, holding back is killing me, the vein in my head is throbbing! ;)

I know what you mean.

I have to go back to my corner for a while , back later.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Really, is it a full moon? :confused:

Darnit, holding back is killing me, the vein in my head is throbbing! ;)

I think it must be a full moon. Synnen closed that thread. Let's all take deep breaths.
Goosefraba. Goosefraba. Goosefraba.

I didn't think it was that easy but yes its Brad yum yum yum yum .
I I had a BF who looked just like Brad .
He was hot ,he's in heaven now ,I loved him,He was cool'
And he looked like Brat Pitt.

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I have to go back to my corner for a while , back later.

Can I come too? :rolleyes:

Well Artsy, I know David Beckham's body... Yowza!

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Nope!! The Sheriff is a ripe ole 92! ::running very fast::

- Duckie

(M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands... )

Now, run DUCK... RUN, I said... aiming... aiming... aiming... (holding breath... gently squeezing the trigger)... .BAM !

There goes the last damn feather.... A great shot if I say so myself.

Now... Stand there very still as I reload... sweeeeeeeety...

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi547619097/

Gimme that gun! You silly man- you shoot at the ducky, hahaha- meanwhile you're still being held captive!

M can't save you, he's retreated to his corner...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

- Duckie

(M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands...)

Now, run DUCK....RUN, I said......aiming....aiming.....aiming.....(holding breath....gently squeezing teh trigger) ....BAM !

There goes the last damn feather....A great shot if I say so myself.

Now......Stand there very still as I reload....sweeeeeeeety....

IMDb Video: Duck Soup

Eeeekkkk... my butts on fire, and I've got some shrapnell (sp) sticking out of my A$$! ::running to the waterhole:: Ppssttt! Whewww... that felt better... fires out! Now I have to go retrieve my feather!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

- Duckie

(M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands...)

Now, run DUCK....RUN, I said......aiming....aiming.....aiming.....(holding breath....gently squeezing teh trigger) ....BAM !

There goes the last damn feather....A great shot if I say so myself.

Now......Stand there very still as I reload....sweeeeeeeety....

IMDb Video: Duck Soup

Hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

Stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you don't have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D

If anyone wants me I'm going to be crashed out in that corner over there

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Originally Posted by albear

hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you dont have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D

if anyone wants me im gonna be crashed out in that corner over there

What wrong Honey Bear? You not feeling well?

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Originally Posted by albear

hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you dont have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D

if anyone wants me im gonna be crashed out in that corner over there

Are you sitting on M's lap Bear?

Got to go for a bit kids, I have to get the rug rats ready for bed. Baths, bedtime stories, tucking in, yelling, crying, screaming, giving one last warning, another warning, a beer, another warning, then, if all goes well, they'll be asleep by 10-11pm tops.

Being a mom is hard. I wish I could apologize to my mom. I get it now. ;)

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What wrong Honey Bear? You not feelin well?

No not after you poisoned me.

Don't know just not a cheery person today :)
How are you anyhoo

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What wrong Honey Bear? You not feelin well?

Honey bear. Hee, hee.

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Okay, got to run!

I'll be back later. Behave yourselves while I'm gone. Should be easy, I'm the poo disturber. ;)

(You think that thing in my sock is my ankle?? )

No... it's not!

(Stringer pulls a carving knife (from his sock... naturally)

Do you see this 12 incher,,

Stand still Duck, I am a master carver... WE WILL HAVE DUCK SOUP tonight !!!!!!!

(Stringer moves toward the duck, with red eyes that have a strange look in them... possessed I would say... focused on the duckie... )

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Originally Posted by albear

hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you dont have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D

if anyone wants me im gonna be crashed out in that corner over there

Right.

Stand still DUCK!!!!!

What is with all the crazy avatars? I don't even know you guys anymore... :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you sitting on M's lap Bear?

Different corner :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

What is with all the crazy avatars? I dont even know you guys anymore......:(

Hi starty pants, long time no see how are you :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

What is with all the crazy avatars? I dont even know you guys anymore......:(

Lol, everyone has gone bonkers... lol

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Originally Posted by albear

different corner :)

LMAO! I guess there are four corners to choose from.

I'll be in one of the other two remaining corners, or on M's lap, or Bears, so many options, what's a girl to do? ;)

Really, got to run. Why am I still here? You guys are persuasive. ;)

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What is with all the crazy avatars? I dont even know you guys anymore......:(

HEY START!! It was these people... they changed me... :(

Hey bear... how you dooooin'?

Stringer, bear, Alty, and Joe... you guys, am I going to need to take some serious control from here on out? You all have yer little excuses...

Welcome back sweetheart!

Promise... I did nuttin'!

Just... tired of stuff going on :)
You? good to hear from you again not heard from you in aaaaaaaaages

*knock knock* can I join?

MRS.S

Thanks Stringer.
Bear, I am feeling great, all the kids are fed, my house is so nice and clean, I have a few great movies to watch and I feel nice. Too much going on? You may need my extra help;)

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Stringer, bear, Alty, and Joe...you guys, am I gonna need to take some serious control from here on out? You all have yer little excuses.....

Me? What did I do? I'm innocent. Innocent I tell you!

Really, I'm going, honestly.

::Alty gets up, walks out of the room, hears a bing, goes back to the computer, responds::

I'm stuck! :(

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*knock knock* can I join?

MRS.S

Sure... we are all pretty friendly... well most of us anyway... watch out for NM though... :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you sitting on M's lap Bear?

Gotta go for a bit kids, I have to get the rug rats ready for bed. Baths, bedtime stories, tucking in, yelling, crying, screaming, giving one last warning, another warning, a beer, another warning, then, if all goes well, they'll be asleep by 10-11pm tops.

Being a mom is hard. I wish I could apologize to my mom. I get it now. ;)

A beer? You give them beer to go to bed ? Its funny the way you put it Im laughing my off:D

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*knock knock* can I join?

MRS.S

Sure you can. :D

Be warned, we're a weird bunch, in fact, we're crazy. Join at your own risk. ;)

Na, we're really a bunch of softies, don't let the scary avys scare you.

Okay, reallly, really honestly, I have to go.

Darn this addiction. :(