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  • Jan 13, 2009, 03:58 PM
    Curlyben
    Alty, I ask you this, how can you teach some one that refuses to learn?

    Remember the UK education system isn't any of this "no person left behind" PC bovine Excrement, more of the "you fail you're working McD's" ;)
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:00 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm going to start speaking Japanese in a second Starby, you just wait!

    If you want to stump me then say that in chat speak. Can you? I bet you can't. I triple dog dare you. :D

    I would if I could remember what the heck I said! :p

    I's tink what I said was sum budy smells lik cheez!
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:00 PM
    Curlyben
    Wat hebben jullie verteld over het gebruik onbegrijpelijk Europese talen?
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:01 PM
    Alty

    But Ben, if everyone passed then there wouldn't be a McDonalds, think of it, no Mcnuggets, Big Mac, cherry pie. The horror, the horror! Should we really be encouraging these kids to learn? Who'll flip the burgers? ;)
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:01 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    Wat hebben jullie verteld over het gebruik onbegrijpelijk Europese talen?

    Is that Dutch? :confused:
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    Wat hebben jullie verteld over het gebruik onbegrijpelijk Europese talen?

    Oh oh... I's in troubles now! I's dunt undrestund!
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:02 PM
    Curlyben
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But Ben, if everyone passed then there wouldn't be a McDonalds, think of it, no Mcnuggets, Big Mac, cherry pie. The horror, the horror! Should we really be encouraging these kids to learn? Who'll flip the burgers? ;)



    SpongeBob of course ;)

    http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...d_1p.widec.jpg
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:05 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post

    Schwamm bewegt sich Auf und ab ähnelt Käse.. und er hat eine Spachtel! Schnipst er?
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:07 PM
    Alty

    Okay, you two have got to stop trying (yes, trying) to speak German! Oy vey! ;)

    Sponge Bob kann nicht I'm McDonalds arbeiten, er is nur I'm wasser, nicht am land. Ich kann schwimmen, aber mein Mann kann nicht.

    Okay, my german is really rusty. Sorry. :(
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:08 PM
    Curlyben
    Esta é sua última advertência.
    Qualquer mais dessas travessuras e haverá problemas,
    Eu vou lhe enviar para o seu quarto, sem qualquer chá.

    And yes I like cheese ;)
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:12 PM
    Alty

    The cheese stands alone Ben, the cheese stands alone. ;)

    My fav cheeses, gouda, parvati, cheddar, heck, I'll try anything once. ;)
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:14 PM
    Curlyben
    Do you like the new thread title:

    No chat speak, no text talk! - The Nonsense and NO topic version
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:41 PM
    starbuck8

    It's my favourite thread! LOL!
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:41 PM
    Alty

    Oops, was that my fault Ben? :o

    I think Starby had a hand in it, all that talk about cheese. ;)

    We have the gift for gab, what can I say? Oooh, I can say lots, lots and lots. ;)

    ::hanging head in shame, going back to corner:: :cool:
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:43 PM
    starbuck8
    Hahahahaha! You really did change the title!

    http://www.postsmile.net/img/34/3494.gif
  • Jan 13, 2009, 04:46 PM
    Alty

    He really, really did Starby! :eek:
  • Jan 13, 2009, 06:34 PM
    talaniman
    I give up, back to the cave! :eek::confused:
  • Jan 14, 2009, 01:14 AM
    starbuck8

    Sorry Tal! Us yackety yack yacks defeated the purpose of your thread!

    Wir bedauern! :(

    Wir sind schlechte Höhle-Mädchen.

    Würde es helfen, wenn ich meinen Käse mit Ihnen teilen würde?
    http://www.postsmile.net/img/35/3518.gif
  • Jan 14, 2009, 02:22 AM
    KISS

    Limberger Käse links in einem heißen Auto. Yum!
  • Jan 14, 2009, 03:08 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Limberger Käse links in einem heißen Auto. Yum!

    But my cheese will melt in a hot car! :( Can't we transport it in a :cool: car?
  • Jan 14, 2009, 07:17 AM
    retsoksirhc

    Okay back on topic for a sec.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/intern...er-303216.html

    SERIOUSLY?

    I mean... SRSLY?
  • Jan 14, 2009, 07:22 AM
    talaniman
    U wnt me 2 cme out my cve 4 that? Are you sreos?
  • Jan 14, 2009, 07:23 AM
    retsoksirhc

    No sorry :( I b good
  • Jan 14, 2009, 09:03 AM
    Alty

    Ahhhhhhh! I can't do that! No fair! :(
  • Jan 14, 2009, 09:26 AM
    firmbeliever

    People actually trying to learn chat speak?

    I have failed every time I tried, all my text messages goes on to 2-3 messages because it is so hard to not correct spelling mistakes and/or punctuations!

    I am not that good with my English but to actually make myself shorten words Eeeeeks that's like killing a language.. can't ever do that.

    :( but forcing myself to do it, so that other people don't get fed up reading my lengthy messages. :)

    C you (one of the few things I actually manage to text without a mistake or correction :D!
  • Jan 14, 2009, 09:41 AM
    Alty

    I'm the same way Firmy. I literally cannot do it, that's why I don't text, it would cost me a fortune because I'd have to type complete words.

    I cannot shorten anything, I have a hard enough time with LOL and LMAO, but I've gotten used to it. Heck, when I first came here to AMHD I didn't even know what LOL and LMAO meant. I'm that bad! ;)
  • Jan 14, 2009, 09:46 AM
    firmbeliever

    Alty,
    The things we have to learn to survive in a crazy world! ;)
  • Jan 14, 2009, 09:54 AM
    Alty

    I don't think I can learn this Firmy. The scary thing is, one day we'll be in the minority, the whole world will be talking chat speak and we'll be sitting there with blank looks on our faces. Not fair. I say we have to fight, fight for the english language, fight for all the oldies like me that refuse to learn! I cannot be taught, nope, not me! ;)
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:01 AM
    Romefalls19

    C*M oN AlT WaT tHe DeAl? Don't Want to LeArN SuM nEw ShYt?


    Wow that took me seriously 5 minutes to type that. My head hurts
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:07 AM
    firmbeliever

    Wow Rome,
    That's good.. I am sitting here scratching my head trying to come up with a genuine chat speak sentence and Eeeks I can't think of any.:(
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:26 AM
    retsoksirhc

    Is OK frm, don't wry about it. :)))) lmaololwtfbbq
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:38 AM
    firmbeliever

    Chris,
    The only thing I didn't understand was bbq?:eek:
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    C*M oN AlT WaT tHe DeAl? DoNt WaNa LeArN SuM nEw ShYt?


    Wow that took me seriously 5 minutes to type that. My head hurts

    Wow, I'm impressed. Impressed that you did it, but even more impressed that I understood it. Yay me! :)

    I can't do it. Is there a translator I can download? :eek:
  • Jan 14, 2009, 10:43 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    is ok frm, dnt wry abt it. :)))) lmaololwtfbbq


    Ahhhh, and I was doing so well. What the heck does that mean? Can your tell me? Is it bad? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brain hurts, doesn't work, must take pills, must rest head, not good, not good! :(
  • Jan 14, 2009, 11:55 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    is ok frm, dnt wry abt it. :)))) lmaololwtfbbq

    Lmaobbq! Are you hvn stk?
  • Jan 14, 2009, 12:03 PM
    Alty

    Stop it! :(
  • Jan 14, 2009, 12:07 PM
    starbuck8

    Are you getg md because we are bgn u Alty?

    If u cn raed this tehn you mghit be giong cazry!
  • Jan 14, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Alty

    I'm getn md Stby. OMG, did I do that right? I'm guessing now, I just want to belong! :(
  • Jan 14, 2009, 12:16 PM
    starbuck8

    Are you satrnig 2 c pnik epehants and prulpe forgs?
  • Jan 14, 2009, 12:19 PM
    Romefalls19

    OMG! I lyke hve no ida what you gys are talkn about

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