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We have our womanly wiles and... and... cleavage! I have already discovered your trap!. did I mention cleavage? Silly Sheriff!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I have big big eyes, and I can see all you do! Rebby will protect me, and Alty will stand guard! :p I isn't staying in no stinkin cell!
Okay... shhhhttt... Reb, Alt,. this way... I dug a hole with my beak!
Here I come! Here I come! Here I come!!
What can I do to help... did you find my bike? We could all three take off on it if we find it.
What a feeling of freedom, hair blowin' in the breeze, cool night air! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh, did we leave yet?
Vvvvrrrrooommm!. I got it... I got it!! I have to dig a bit more... the bike isn't fitting through! Rebby... do a burn out on your bike... it will move some dirt!
Gotcha Starby... no problem!! Here I go... VVVvvvvvvrooooommmmmmm! Big time dirt is flyin'! Where is Alty? We could probably fit one more on if I sit on the gas tank, oh, can I reach the brake that way... oh yeah, no problem... I am one limber kid.
I think Mr. McSneeze is either eating or sleeping, sleeping maybe?? I forgot but he shouldn't be a problem right now.
I'll sit on your shoulders Rebby... (oops careful of your neck ;) ) and as soon as we see daylight, I'll flap my wings and hang on to the bike! We'll fly to where the Sheriff is going, and steal his badge, and then we will have control over the Deputy and the Mayor. We will be able to have glorious meals, champagne, and we will once again dance all night long, while the help is cleaning up our mess! :D
What a plan little friend... ah oh... do you f e e l just a l I t t l e... ah
S t r a n g e??
They gave me something to chew earlier and it was whilte but they promised it was not a pill. You know I tend to believe people so I chewed it up and swallowed it and N O W I a m
G e t t I n g v e r y s l ee p y!
But you have the key so if you and the other gals want to take the Rebel you go and have a great time. I had a full tank of gas I f t H e y didn't d r a I nnnnnnnnnnnnn... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, oh, ah, the t a n k ! Zzzzzzzzzzzz Night night all my little friends .
M, may I keep my bike I n m y r o o m... zzzzz... I t doesn't l e a v e oil anywhere. It's a great little bike... (((Yawn))) going to sleep now... sweet dreams all!
M... it is working... cooked duck TONIGHT for you and the family... hee heeQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Now, when they emerge from that thar hole in the ground... snap the handcuffs on 'em.
Careful, be patient now... you got the WHOLE POSSE behind you here... about 30 men... all with... HANDCUFFS and a hunger for DUCKIE SOUP...
Ready... I smell duck!
No problem at all , sleep well Princess Rebby :PQuote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
R E B B Y Y Y Y! W HAT DID THEY GIVE US? Shhhhhh... I thought it was... icing sugar... for the... uh... salad... noooo... the bread... I PUT IT IN MY WATER!. the bread was so hard... I wanted softer bread!. the room is spinning... no those are your bike tires... they're spinning... get up Rebby... I'll help you... get your helmut!. who's going to steer... ohhh, I feel woozy!
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
GET THE NET M... THEY ALL SOUND LOONEY... :p
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz... Ahhhh, did I hear net? Butterfly nets! How thoughtful of them to get us butterfly nets. I want to catch the blue one... ahhhhhhhhhhhh... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Only M and Stringer would be so thoughtful and get those for us to make us have happy dreams... zzzzzzzzzzz... tha n k y o u b o t h so m u c hhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Welcome...Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Nighty Night... all... for sure this time... keep them in line M.
And guys, if by the time I get back in town you all have used up all these threads... how about PMing me and letting me know where you are... K
Back on the 23rd...
Be good... or at least try... K?:eek: :D :) :rolleyes:
B U T T E R... G U Y S?. Is that what you said Rebby?. can we squeeze through the bars with butter?. lets try and steal their butter and see if we can fit through that way and make our escape!. Reb... don't fall for the stuff that says... I don't believe it's not butter... it's another trap I tell you!
We will have developed a plan to escape. I've seen the mayor sleeping in the corner quite often, and the deputy... well..! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Seriously, You and Marta have a wonderful vacation, and enjoy yourselves. Be safe! Remember the sun screen, and the water wings... lol
Hm. I just realized that it's 220am.
... ruh roh.
Scooby!. no more Scoopy snacks for you until you behave! Ruh Roh? Scrappy gets all of the leftovers you bad boy! I just may have to fill out a report Deputy Dog! Wait till I tell the Mayor what you have been up to!. although the mayor has been a little shady too... hmmmm!!
Hey gang... yep gang... here's a little going away present:
Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day
Unky... do I need to 'splain? (Kidding again.. love you buddy)
Stringer
Alty here. Rebbie, Ducky, what kind of trouble did you get into while I was locked up in Solitary confinement. By the way, it's not a fun place, the walls are made of soft, squishy stuff. :(
Oh, look, a hole, and Rebbies bike, how'd that get in here? Wait, butter? Starby, Rebbie, wake up! What's that white powder? Hmmmmmmmmmm. ;)
Kids, why aren't we here? Helllllo?
Got to make some dinner, back later. :)
They're out looking at a picture while standing on their heads...
Ha, ha, ha, ha. I copied it and rotated it, that's the only reason I figured it out. :)
Oh, and the CM comment helped, because she paints her dogs toe nails. :)
Yep!
HAR! Found y'all! Tapped into Stringer's radar detector and traced I'm back. He won't know it, but I'll drive me not inspected car around a bit to draw off the fuzz... or was all that fuzz from someone here? I'z sooo confused.
Clough - if'n it's always dark, try opening yer eye lids :p
Star - I'd go swimmin w/ you but I always end up going in circles (can't have my leg rustin... guards'd hear me sneakin round).
Alty - don't worry about yer beer. Gots a still hiddin in ma laig so's we cin brew our own :D
Friend - :eek: you cain't bring no genie talia inta a sannytarium! The huys in the white coats don't like that stuf a'tall!
NOTIS!
Trespasers will be persecuted to the full extent of
2 mungrel dogs which ain't suchible to strangers
and 1 dbl barl shotgun which ain't loaded with sofa pillars
Dam if I ain't gittin tired of this hell raisin on my place!
You saying my Genies not welcome flyer
I like your Genie Friend.
Wait, wow, that was naughty. ;)
LOL;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
We can be roomies! Shhhh... we have all the beer making 'splies!Quote:
Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
I started a convoy to find Sneezer and Stringy... we've got a track on the sheriff and his possey! Rubber Duck and Pig Pen are hot on their trail!
No Genie Talia allowed here! Well no one drop their soap anyway! :eek:
I got Cloughy a lightblub... oops... it looks like a light "bulb"... a knock off the original... I should patent that. ::note to self::
I gave my soft squishy pillow away to Softy though... hmmmmm!
Did you wink at me? Did you? Hmmmmmm, how you doing? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Hey... WE like the Genie Talia. It's da guards that don like I'm...
Star - gots da still going. Anybody got cups or are we going to hafta drink straight from the tap?
I's think's we should drink rite from da bottle Flyer! I's snuck sum in fer us to fill!
You two are drinking and I wasn't invited? Sob, I'm not feeling the love here. :(
::hic:: Take a swig from my bottle... ::hic::
Alty! Course yuz was 'vited. Twas yer confiscated beer that made me smuggle in the still!
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HELP! One of the inmates took my leg! Just look what she's done with it!
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Uuhhmmmm... YUCK :eek:
Flyer, ew, I haven't eaten supper yet, yuck. ;)
Hi all...
You guys are just too fast for this old lady to keep up anymore. But I thought I'd share some good news with you.
Guess what... that Pulmonary specialist who so arrogantly gave me my diagnosis last September in the inpatient ward hallway surprised the B-Jesus out of me Thursday when I went in for blood gas tests and the prescription for the portable oxygen unit. I thought it would be on heck of a visit with stress and him acting like a 'superior being'.. but that's not what happened.
He actually was friendly, shook my hand (as custom in Germany) and even spoke in english with me. After the tests, he spent almost an hour explaining a new medication, asking what I wanted (quality vs. quantity), about my DNR (do not reanimate) and even asked about my family. He listened to me when I told him that I needed my own home comforts, my grandson, family, and cat, TV, internet and phone, etc... and stated that he'll do everything in his power to help me be as comfortable as possible at home. He also said that I did not need to go 'shopping' on my own for the oxygen unit, he made a few phone calls and ordered a unit to have it delivered to my address within the next few days and ASKED me to please see a Hematologist/Oncologist friend of his to talk about a new medication that will reduce the blood exudate every time I cough and increase the quality for as long as possible. I tell you, this absolutely floored me... I am positive that this person I met last year has been replaced by a clone that is more human.
My companion (a super lady - social worker) who takes me to doctor visits and other places since I can no longer drive on my own, was with me and she also was surprised at how he had changed and was so super helpful... She is also a wonderful person and goes with me to my cancer group with me when I have the energy to go. She helps me with the beurocratic BS and correspondence and has also helped me on her own free time many occasions. I don't usually trust many Germans but she has crept into my heart and told me that she's never met anyone like me before either. She's the one that organizes appointments for cleaning ladies and other people to go shopping for me when my daughter is on vacation. I trust her enough that I gave her a key to my place and she calls me at least once a day when we don't have anything scheduled. I feel blessed in having her in my life, and also the way things turned out at the visit with the Pulmonary specialist.
Now, on a personal note, my grandson had a 'conversation' with me on the phone twice already. He calls me OMA and actually talked with me and told me about 'school' (he's in kindergarten now) and just rattled on.. could have used a baby-talk translator, but it was WONDERFUL! I get to spend next weekend with him at his house (with the oxygen unit) and see him use the bike, trike, and rocking horse that I got him.
On another note.. Stringer - I hope your trip goes well and want to hear all about it when you get back.
Sneezy, how did you do on the MCat?
Since I've been getting so many 'messages' to my email addresses from unknown folks, I dismiss all of them, so if the messages came from some of you, I'm sorry... just send me regular email with Momma C in title and I will know it's from my web family.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL!
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MOMMA C!!
Well, I'm so glad that things worked out very well for you at the hospital. Yes, doctors are jerks... I hope to be one too! :D
And the chat with your grandson!! That sounds amazing. I'm so glad you'll get to spend next week with him.
I did OK on the mcat. I think. I'm not really sure. It was harder than anything I've ever studied for... and the materials tested were from left field... there's even a discussion board online about how ridiculous this test was... so I guess we'll see? ::fingers crossed::
Hope you have a good weekend, and try to make sure that grandkid of yours don't fall off the bike!!
Sneezy, the way you interact here with people, I'm certain you will be a very compassionate physician. And if not, you know I plan on spooking when I'm out of this crappy body, so you can expect me to come by and remind you how to act if you fall out of line. Momma C will always be around, and don't you forget that.
Just keep green apple or vanilla scented candles at your place at all times - they are my favorite.
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