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  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:43 PM
    starbuck8
    We must be careful though! Jealous Genie's can cause quite a stir! They might bring the other Genie's from the Genie convention, to tour "Fed Up Island" as a training vacation! It might be "Genie's Gone Wild" week!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:53 PM
    N0help4u
    Gee how many genies can there be??
    I don't think I want a genie convention especially if it is going to be that bad!

    Starbuck you can have your genie back as soon as I am settled on the island
    But I want a contract that all my wishes will stay intact.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 03:30 PM
    Alty
    Can I have a wish, just one? I want to be healthy again, that's all. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 04:46 PM
    N0help4u
    What is wrong Altenweg?

    Wish #5 Altenweg's health and whip!

    Besides healthy I am loving your putting Cred0 in his place so much so that I need to beg to get your whip back!! With the way you handle him you deserve that whip!
    If only Cred could see that he is not 'winning' in his little word games...
    Lost in translation!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 04:51 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, you saw that did you? I couldn't resist, I tried, I wanted to walk away, but he just gave me so much to work with that I had to do it. Bad Alty. ;)

    Whip? Who needs a whip, I've got my sharp sarcastic tongue, that will do the trick. ;)

    As for my health, I have a nasty cold/flu, have had it over a week, no relief in sight, I'm miserable. :(
  • Jul 28, 2008, 04:58 PM
    N0help4u
    I know exactly what you mean... been there, done that and he claims he has 10 yrs of me on hard disc to prove I 'have a reputation' of lying and being a problem... ROTFLMAO!

    Take two asprin
    Drink some oj and go to sleep and have sweet genie dreams!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:08 PM
    Alty
    To him everyone who doesn't agree with him lies.

    No asprin, no oj, and sleep is not easy, too stuffy, can't breath. :(

    The genie dreams are a can do though, if I can actually sleep. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:14 PM
    N0help4u
    Sleep with extra pillows under your head it helps to not be as stuffed up
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Alty
    I've tried that too. My whole head is stuffed, even my ears, I'm not a happy camper. I'll live though, I'm a toughy, I just hate being sick in the summer time, I want to go outside, play with my kids, have fun, but I'm just too darn sick. :(

    Poor me. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:25 PM
    WVHiflyer
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    HistChk - Coke's the REAL thing (and it's got less sugar than Pepsie <ptooie>)

    NOhelp - On your way, wave bye to me as you go down 79. I'm not far from the Bridgeville exit.

    Who wanted the genie w/ a speedo?


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  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:29 PM
    Alty
    EEEKK! Speedos should be illegal. :)

    NoHelp, can I come to your island with you, I don't eat much and I don't take up much room. I promise to get rid of my cold/flu before I leave here. I'm also a woodworker and a pretty good cook, so I'll come in handy. PLEEEEEZZEE! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Speedos should be illegal?

    ... but... what would I do with my flesh colored ones?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Allheart
    hmmmm, what shall I bring....oh by the way, I'm coming with you and CBW...

    So...Allheart will bring....

    Sizziling hot men...that's right...who will do all the chores, tell us we are right, even if we are not, be sensitive to our feelings, and obey are every command :) hee hee.

    What?? This came out of Allheart?:) :D :eek:
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:12 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Stringer - I wondered about that too...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:15 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
    Stringer - I wondered about that too.....

    Yes the Karma is upset now... :) :eek: :rolleyes:

    Got to run, busy day tomorrow... g-night all.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:18 PM
    Alty
    Allheart, are we being a bad influence on you? ;);):)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:22 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
    Stringer - I wondered about that too.....

    Ditto...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:23 PM
    Alty
    How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:24 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?

    Uuuhhmmmmmm... we're used to it:confused: ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Alty
    But, but, but, okay. ;)

    I can be nice and sweet too, yes I can, really, honestly, don't you believe me?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:28 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    But, but, but, okay. ;)

    I can be nice and sweet too, yes I can, really, honestly, don't you believe me?

    Nothing wrong with Naughty and nice alty :p
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:31 PM
    Alty
    But am I more naughty than nice? I hope I'm 50/50, I guess I could settle for 60/40, would 70/30 be pushing it? ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:37 PM
    friend4u178
    How about 100/100
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:38 PM
    Alty
    Aw, shucks M, you're so sweet. I tell you buddy, if I wasn't married, you'd be in big trouble. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I've noticed you say this to all the guys here alty.

    ... I'm not so sure about this cooky operation you're running here missy!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:45 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Alt - you and me both... though these days I don't have much of a choice 'cept to be not naughty (notice I didn't say have to be nice... );)

    I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
    When I'm good I'm very very good but when I'm bad I'm better... :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Ah but Sneezy, I love you all, if I could take certain parts from each of you I could make the perfect man, imagine it. Your brains and business savy, Stringers business savy and wisdom, M's humor and accent. The three of you would make one women very happy. ;)

    The fact remains that I am married, and for now I plan to stay that way. ;) But, if I was single I have to say that M would be the logical choice. You are young, probably not ready to settle down with a women with kids, and pets, and you have HC. Stringer is married, and happily so. M, well, I don't know for sure if he likes kids, or wants kids, or bunny's for that matter, but he and I are close in age, and he's not married, and I know he likes dogs. Can you tell I've thought this through? ;)

    A little playful flirting never killed anyone. :);)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
    Alt - you and me both... tho these days I don't have much of a choice 'cept to be not naughty (notice I didn't say have to be nice... );)

    I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
    When I'm good I'm very very good but when I'm bad I'm better.... :D

    You can say that again. I soooo totally agree. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:15 PM
    firmbeliever
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I've tried that too. My whole head is stuffed, even my ears, I'm not a happy camper. I'll live though, I'm a toughy, I just hate being sick in the summer time, I want to go outside, play with my kids, have fun, but I'm just too darn sick. :(

    Poor me. ;)

    If you have peppermint oil,a drop in hot water and then steam your face with it.Cover your head with a towel so the steam doesn't escape.
    If you don't have any oils,a bit of balm in the water will do the trick or just plain steam too.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:18 PM
    Alty
    Thanks firmy. I'm doing some peppermint tea in hot water with the towel bit, I don't have anything else. :(

    1 1/2 weeks and counting, this better stop soon. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:22 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Alt - I always preferred a shot of Nyquil with a 20yo Scotch chaser. Don't always stop snufling but don't care as much... <VBG>
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:31 PM
    Alty
    WVHiflyer, I'll keep that in mind, I'm already half way there, took the nyquil 5 minutes ago. ;) Scotch, I don't think I have any, will beer do? ;):)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:55 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Nah. Beer just doesn't do it. Got any bourbon? Brandy'd be better.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:01 PM
    Alty
    Hubby picked up a small bottle of brandy, had some in my tea, but it's not working. Are you recommending another shot Doctor? ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:22 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Your mistake was putting it in the tea.

    Help! My cat is attacking me! He keeps running up and batting my head with a loud MEOW then running of.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:23 PM
    starbuck8
    Alty?. don't you have any of that Vicks left? I just told you in the park, but I'll tell you again here on the Island! Put a tsp of vicks in a vapourizer, or just in a pot of boiling water, and give yourself a Vicks facial! The eucalyptus should help your nose. I would give you my zinc tablets too if you were here! Feel better!. it's no fun whining to a sick person! LOL!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
    Your mistake was putting it in the tea.

    Help! My cat is attacking me! He keeps running up and batting my head with a loud MEOW then running of.

    Stop wearing the fish on your head! :rolleyes: Don't ask... even I don't know what that meant!? LOL

    I may have stolen Alty's whiskey! :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:26 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Stop wearing the fish on your head!! :rolleyes: Don't ask....even I don't know what that meant!!?? LOL

    Ha ha... nice starby:)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:26 PM
    WVHiflyer
    Must be that new shampoo... LOL
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:30 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    ha ha................nice starby:)

    Batman!. you're still here! Is the Bat Mobile revved up? Can we go to the Batcave for BEEEEEERRRR??

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