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  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:12 PM
    firmbeliever
    Hi Mag,
    Just flying by...
    (ducking out of site)
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:17 PM
    NeedKarma
    Hey Firm, it's private, we're not supposed to post he... oh damn... I did it again.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:19 PM
    firmbeliever
    Hey you,
    Private?No I didn't know, better get outa here.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:24 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - McDonalds makes fat people

    YouTube - Girl Talk: Xtreme
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:31 PM
    firmbeliever
    Mag,
    That video is such a sad one...

    EDIT::: I meant the Mac one!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:51 PM
    magprob
    Yea... here, you want some chips and dip?
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:19 PM
    J_9
    What flavor dip? Pass the chips please I's hungry!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:28 PM
    magprob
    I call the dip "GOOP." It's just a bunch of different things. Here, have some.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:28 PM
    J_9
    Oh, yum, just the stuff to go with my cocktail!!

    Did you make the chips yourself?
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:30 PM
    magprob
    No, they are the ones with extra sodium.

    Made with Genetically Modified Corn. I was feeding them to my cat but it started having two headed kittens so I only feed them to guest now.

    So, how's your GOOP?
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:33 PM
    J_9
    Ah, the GOOD ones!!

    Now give them here and go to your room. I want them all!!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:34 PM
    magprob
    OK, fine, but, just so you know, the toilet is broke. If you feel as if you have an uncontrollable, explosive BM coming on, please, go outside!

    GOOP will do that you know.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:37 PM
    J_9
    I did not know that!! I figured that GOOP would do the opposite.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:40 PM
    S SID
    Didn't read all yr listings but from what I can see yr a complete n utter wanka (im sure you know what I mean)!!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:47 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, but we love Mag. He rides the short bus you know. Got to make sure the helmet is on when he plays outside, but he's really lovable.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:04 PM
    magprob
    Dear Suicidal Sid,


    Please, follow through.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:05 PM
    J_9
    Mag, now that was not nice. Time for your shot.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:26 PM
    magprob
    Foolery sir, does walk about the orb
    Like the sun; it shines everywhere.
    Bill
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:31 PM
    J_9
    Yup, time for the meds... get over here so I can slap the sh!t outa you before I give you the jab.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:36 PM
    magprob
    Try to catch me!

    I have this whole place booby trapped. One step in the wrong place and you could lose a large portion of your lower torso.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:38 PM
    J_9
    Oh crap, I was chasing you and jabbed myself. Time for J to go nap nap...
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:39 PM
    magprob
    Now back out... easy.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:39 PM
    J_9
    Zzzzzzzzz

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:40 PM
    magprob
    Go back over to that Secret Garden. We all know it is a condemned Loony Bin!

    Hey, wake up. Stop slobbering on my sheep skin rug.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 11:28 PM
    magprob
    Meanwhile, the next morning, after putting J_9 on the day bed, I had to leave for a little while. I told her about the booby traps but I didn't tell her about the hidden cameras. I was shocked to find this in the VHS!

    YouTube - KISS AN ANGEL
  • Nov 1, 2007, 01:53 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

    Magprob my dear fellow, you owe me 10 minutes of life!

    I'll take a cheque or cash... you have 7 days before I send the baliffs around!
  • Nov 1, 2007, 02:49 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar
    That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

    Magprob my dear fellow, you owe me 10 minutes of life!

    I'll take a cheque or cash ... you have 7 days before I send the baliffs around!

    7 days hell your being kind lol
  • Nov 1, 2007, 03:32 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I have this whole place booby trapped. One step in the wrong place and you could lose a large portion of your lower torso.

    Hey buddy, I escaped from the hospital and plan on enjoying what time I have left, so I will 'invade your space' once in a while.

    If you don't let me in, I'll spook you when I take my final journey... believe me I can really spook when I put my mind to it and when I'm not busy watching over my daughter and gandson.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_12_169.gifHere's a taste of my spooky smooches.. Just relax though, I don't bite.
  • Nov 1, 2007, 07:59 AM
    magprob
    You win, I submit. You can spook me anytime.

    iAMfromHuntersBar,

    Please accept a complimentry quart of GOOP and my deepest condolences. I am reminded of my poor cousin Norman. He also lost time... before they adjusted his medications.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    7 days hell your being kind lol

    And as for you my dear lady, shouldn't you be over there in the secret garden digging up grubs?

    For dinner?
  • Nov 1, 2007, 08:29 AM
    startover22
    SHHhhhhhhh...
  • Nov 1, 2007, 02:49 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    You win, I submit. You can spook me anytime.

    Thanks for the invite and I will take you up on it. Should I bring anyone else?

    You already have an invitation to my New Year's Party and my Wake (like the Scotts and Irish) You still have plenty of time to decide what to wear or not to wear... Too many things I got to do yet, so it will be a while.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/F/1/415p.gifhttp://imgfarm.com/images/smileycent...ar_me_talk.gif
  • Nov 1, 2007, 03:06 PM
    magprob
    BOO!

    YouTube - Ghost sighting
  • Nov 1, 2007, 03:38 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob

    Well, when it's my turn, I'll be more original and probably watch out for you and give you more advice instead of scaring you. I'll just have to get to know you better first, then I'll learn what you'd like to hear so that you'll know it's me. I'm not that type of spook as in YouTube, I send good vibes!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif
  • Nov 1, 2007, 04:31 PM
    magprob
    I'm working on that as we speak Chery. I think I have come up with the answer! Are you ready for this? This is going to be a major break through in both worlds! OK, here it is... Paranormal Checkers. OK, Ok, hold on! A Oujia/Checker board! Well whadda you think?
    Being older... and we are, we could just play checkers and you tell me your next move on the Oujia board and do a little chatting. It could also be Paranormal Chess, Chinese Checkers and possibly become Paranormal Monopoly. Is that a great idea or what!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    Well, when it's my turn, I'll be more original and probably watch out for you and give you more advice instead of scaring you. I'll just have to get to know you better first, then I'll learn what you'd like to hear so that you'll know it's me. I'm not that type of spook as in YouTube, I send good vibes!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif

    I'm Sorry. Sometimes I just can't control myself. :(

    I totally invite you to visit me after you depart. Bring anyone that may be hanging around. I figure you will be in the first level for a while, ( To get reaquainted) until you are directed to your new mission. Just concentrate since everything there is accomplished through mind.(Consciosness) You will recognize my energy. It looks like a joker zipping around the courtyard!
    I am looking forward to getting back myself. I would never speed it up since that is against the rules but at my age and the probability of having a massive Bigmac heart attack, could be anytime. And, I really love Sherman Cigarettes! Most of my favorite souls are there also. Plus, I really miss Kaptain Kangaroo.
  • Nov 1, 2007, 06:30 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I'm working on that as we speak Chery. I think I have come up with the answer! Are you ready for this? This is gonna be a major break through in both worlds! OK, here it is...Paranormal Checkers. OK, Ok, hold on! A Oujia/Checker board! Well whadda ya think?
    Being older...and we are, we could just play checkers and you tell me your next move on the Oujia board and do a little chatting. It could also be Paranormal Chess, Chinese Checkers and possibly become Paranormal Monopoly. Is that a great idea or what!?

    Cool, I'm always willing to try anything once. I also like the idea of 'mind over matter'
  • Nov 1, 2007, 06:41 PM
    magprob
    Think about it. If the next world is a spirit world and not a physical world, then mind is what moves it instead of muscle. I happen to know that is the case. After my first Astrial Travel session, I knew more about the nature of the universe than 99 percent of the scientist out there could verbally explain. What I know in my heart and mind about it, they illustrate with mathmatics. Water, Ice, Steam. Three aspect of the same thing. Just as the physical body is just another aspect of spirit. Matter is like frozen spirit. Thicker, harder. The brain is just a receptor for the bigger mind. The bigger mind is the consciousness we all utilize. Energy cannot be destroyed, it just changes form. When we shuffle off this mortal coil, we shed a lot of limitations.

    YouTube - Vol 2 - Rotting Halloween Pumpkin Time Lapse
  • Nov 1, 2007, 09:38 PM
    startover22
    Mag... any good easy going music instead, I mean really sweet!
  • Nov 1, 2007, 09:40 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Rotting pumpkin

    YouTube - ANGIE - THE ROLLING STONES / AJDA PEKKAN ® Community C.A.
  • Nov 1, 2007, 09:41 PM
    startover22
    :rolleyes: I will find my own... seems as though we can't count on anyone these days...

    YouTube - Don Williams - The Shelter of Your Eyes
    Back to your privacy...
  • Nov 1, 2007, 09:46 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - ROLLING STONES - Love In Vain (1995)

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