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  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:37 PM
    Marzapan741
    Lol, why yes.. Albear, what's the matter?
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:38 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xAjikanx
    Thank You Jesus

    Wait Jesus was a man, I can't thank him someone might get mad.

    You can say what you want, we all can here. But no more support will be given to you, if you don't care then so be it, if you do then shape up!:D
    I just have to say that I really loved your thread, and thought oh, this is cool... now I can't say that... :( Hugs to all, Start
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:41 PM
    Marzapan741
    Yea, its not that I don't care what anyone has to say. But when they get into bragging and drag the subject on and on I just don't care. Almost there trying to change my views.

    Yes, hugs to all.
    Randomness starting... Now!
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:49 PM
    startover22
    I have a headache!
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:50 PM
    Marzapan741
    Im really mad today and my throat hurts. ALOTtt
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:52 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xAjikanx


    Why is it called morning wood? Why is it even called Woood?

    YouTube - robot chicken-morning wood go on you know you want to
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:55 PM
    Marzapan741
    YouTube - Morningwood - Nth Degree
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:57 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello Ajax:

    Yes. That's what they're called. I call 'em that anyway. Gives me wood.

    excon

    Never mind, my questions have been answered... OMGosh! Oh my goodness, thank you for not replying excon, you must be a good man... :D
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:59 PM
    albear
    Mines better Ajikan
  • Oct 3, 2007, 02:59 PM
    Marzapan741
    Hahahaha I'm so lostt!
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:00 PM
    Marzapan741
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear
    mines better Ajikan

    Buy a milliion
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:05 PM
    albear
    Lol
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:11 PM
    Marzapan741
    XDDDDDDDDDD



    Wow poor brittney spearss
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:11 PM
    Marzapan741
    XDDDDDDDDDD



    Wow poor brittney spearss
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:12 PM
    albear
    Yea u lost me as well
  • Oct 3, 2007, 03:22 PM
    Marzapan741
    Lol
  • Oct 3, 2007, 06:27 PM
    startover22
    I love coleslaw!
  • Oct 3, 2007, 06:36 PM
    firmbeliever
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I love coleslaw!!

    Me too!
  • Oct 3, 2007, 06:40 PM
    Marzapan741
    I like potato salad more!
  • Oct 5, 2007, 06:35 AM
    startover22
    Joy and pain
    Sunshine a rain...
  • Oct 5, 2007, 05:41 PM
    startover22
    Hmmmmm... you guys sold out or what?
    Went on to something new and exciting did you?
  • Oct 5, 2007, 06:21 PM
    Marzapan741
    Well I don't know but I am eating and I'm still mad hungry. That makes no sense.
  • Oct 6, 2007, 04:33 AM
    albear
    To make sense you take one dictionary, a chicken, 15 TV epidodes of your favourite show and 3 tablespoons of sugar, place in the oven at 230 degrees celcious and leave for 20 minuites. Then when its done sprinkle a polaroid camera over to make perfect sense.
  • Oct 6, 2007, 09:58 AM
    Marzapan741
    You mean SHAKE. Gosh. Amateurs.
    Not everyoen can make a perfect Plastrtic Junk meat pie.
  • Oct 6, 2007, 10:03 AM
    templelane
    This is a random enough tread to say, albear that is one sick avatar- made me laugh though.
  • Oct 6, 2007, 10:28 AM
    Marzapan741
    Lm,ao that's horrible =[p
  • Oct 6, 2007, 01:00 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by templelane
    This is a random enough tread to say, albear that is one sick avatar- made me laugh though.

    Lol that's why it's there, to make people laugh, why is it sick lol
  • Oct 7, 2007, 12:29 PM
    Marzapan741
    Rahaha
  • Oct 7, 2007, 04:24 PM
    startover22
    Give me some whiskey and a hot bath!
  • Oct 7, 2007, 04:25 PM
    Marzapan741
    My butt iches
  • Oct 7, 2007, 04:28 PM
    startover22
    Who told me... oh yes... you go to bed with an itchy butt, you wake up with a stinky finger... We can all thank Shatteredsoul for that one! Whoa... at least I think it was her... or maybe Saraiii... no it was Shattered... ohhhh geeze... new name for xAj... Stinky finger! LMAO
  • Oct 7, 2007, 04:34 PM
    Marzapan741
    Lmao!

    Buttt buttt I showerr D:
  • Oct 7, 2007, 05:20 PM
    magprob
    Confucius Says...

    Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

    Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Virgin just like balloon... one prick, all gone.

    Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

    Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

    Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

    Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

    Girl who marry Richard must kiss .

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

    Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

    Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

    Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

    War do not determine who right, war determine who left.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

    Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

    Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

    Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

    Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

    He who farts in church sits in own pew.

    He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

    He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

    Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

    He who kisses woman's get crack in jaw.

    Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

    Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

    If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

    Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

    Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.

    Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

    No difference between man and mouse - both end in .

    Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
  • Oct 7, 2007, 06:05 PM
    startover22
    Thanks Mag...
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:32 PM
    startover22
    My foot is asleep and I have had too many good shots of whiskey.. feeling quite irritated and ready to go round! Dang it!
    EDIT:::: My foot is fine and I am OK now... LMAO
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:41 PM
    magprob
    Well then wake that foot up and head down the street and whoop the first but you come across. That's what I used to do when I drank Whiskey. I'm Irish and Cherokee... you don't give me a bottle of whiskey and a knife!
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:44 PM
    startover22
    I am Cherokee and German so if I see you I will kick your buns even with a knife in your hand... and whiskey in yer bellie...
    I am in need of some relaxation... I am all wound up, I am so ready to get my aggression out and find peace... LMAO!
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:45 PM
    startover22
    And she rambles all night till...
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:46 PM
    worthbeads
    Studies show that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
  • Oct 9, 2007, 08:49 PM
    startover22
    Ha ha... Worth, silly!
    I stabbed potatoes way too many times with a fork today before I put them in the oven... What was my deal?

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