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  • May 26, 2009, 09:20 PM
    nikosmom

    Wow, I didn't know that there was amputee porn too. But whatever floats your boat. I have fetishes too I suppose. I'm curious why but you are being summoned...
  • May 26, 2009, 09:22 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I am being summoned. I went to the gym tonight, and worked out my arms to the point I can't lift them... at all.

    So... I asked her to help scrub... you know... those unreachable parts.

    ... why I'm being SUMMONED though? Not sure.

    It's apparently in the boy toy contract. I can't believe I signed them. Damnitalltohell.
  • May 26, 2009, 09:26 PM
    nikosmom

    I think you successfully hijacked your own thread, lol.

    Well no need for both of us to be in trouble with AltyDearest. I don't want to get beat with a wire hanger. :eek:

    Go now, please don't break the boytoy contract because Alty will hire Judy as her attorney and sue you for breach.

    We will delve into this amputee thing in tomorrow's session.
  • May 26, 2009, 09:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Yeah we will.

    ... so... has anyone taken a guess yet?
  • May 26, 2009, 09:33 PM
    nikosmom

    Last guess was squamkin I believe.

    Wilted lettuce.
    Bunny turds.
    Moldy mac n cheez.
    Plantain.
    Starfruit.
    Avocado.

    I will think on it and come up with something good. I have "bidness" to attend to now... :rolleyes:

    Tata
    (as in "good-bye" not as in "boobas")
  • May 26, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    yeah we will.

    ...so...has anyone taken a guess yet?

    The water is running in the shower, get your arse in here, I have the loofah!
  • May 26, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Last guess was squamkin I believe.

    Wilted lettuce.
    Bunny turds.
    Moldy mac n cheez.
    plantain.
    starfruit.
    avocado.

    I will think on it and come up with something good. I have "bidness" to attend to now... :rolleyes:

    Tata
    (as in "good-bye" not as in "boobas")

    Tatas, giggle. :p

    Okay, really, I'm going now. I was gone and then summoned back, but now I'm leaving.

    If there are any more requests for my services please forward them to PM I will see to it tomorrow. ;)

    Rick, you need to start paying me! Just saying! ;)
  • May 27, 2009, 07:38 AM
    Unknown008

    Sea Urchin?
    Gecko eye?
    Cactus?

    Oh... hint! Plant? Animal?? Thing?? :p
  • May 27, 2009, 08:40 AM
    ANB428

    This looks like a rotted kiwi. LOL.

    Whatever it is, it looks NASTY!!
  • May 27, 2009, 08:42 AM
    Justwantfair

    It's probably just like some art project Sneezy made in elementary school and now we are supposed to figure it out... geesh.

    Sure doesn't look like anything I have ever seen.
  • May 27, 2009, 08:55 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hmm...

    I figure I've tortured you guys enough.

    Answer to come later tonight.
  • May 27, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Justwantfair

    How about a hint until then?
  • May 27, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Alty

    Sneezy, just one hint. How about 20 questions?

    Please?

    Give us a chance at least.
  • May 27, 2009, 10:48 AM
    ChihuahuaMomma

    Haha, I want a hint, too!!
  • May 27, 2009, 10:51 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hint. The outside (shown here) is not the same color or texture as the inside.
  • May 27, 2009, 10:53 AM
    ChihuahuaMomma

    m&m, lemon, apple, starfish, jelly fish, shark, kid, friend, mustard, ketchup, carpet, rug, box, dog food.

    Is it food?
    Is it rotten?
  • May 27, 2009, 10:53 AM
    albear

    Has anyone said kiwi fruit?
  • May 27, 2009, 10:59 AM
    Unknown008

    Yes, already said Bear... :(
  • May 27, 2009, 11:00 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Yes, already said Bear... :(

    Ahh oh well, thanks for keeping track unky :)
  • May 27, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Unknown008

    I hope that it's not one of those pictures that you can only see under a microscope :eek:

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