Hee hee... well you opened da door sweeetie... ya know I would NEVER take any advantages...
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Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.
Its OK, you don't have to lie, we all know I'm waaaay sexeh(the voices in my head say so). Anyway on to orders...
*goes and locks all the cells even though no one is in any of them*
*thinks to himself, wow this sheriff is nice, doesn't want any of his guests to accidentally get locked up... *
p.s. glad I could get that song stuck in all of your heads, so see I was distracting :P
Okey dokey... all those criminal types are in their cells and locked up... (thinking... what's next?)
Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.
Oh yeah... I hate that song to... find something more current... K? By the way, I just made that a new law... :rolleyes: Forgot ta tell you this also... I am Sheriff and JUDGE... ya all know that us southern Sheriff's can just about do what we want... after we give ourselves a title... like The Colonel...
Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D
Firstly have to post this, I about died I laughed so hard
ablk
Now onto some pranks... (you shouldn't have mentioned you have a computer... it draws me like moth to flame).
*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. Oh why I'm at it, throw in a key logger as well... to bad your not using a win98 machine... I know some real fun ones for it*
*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*
Look, I found a chest under Stringers desk. *opening the chest, I find handcuffs, mouthwash, some Home and Garden Mags, and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed
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