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  • Aug 12, 2008, 02:09 PM
    startover22
    K! Thanks
  • Aug 12, 2008, 02:10 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yep! Just you know... get him to rub ice cream all over his face, and you're good to go ;)
  • Aug 12, 2008, 02:10 PM
    J_9
    LMAO sneezy!!
  • Aug 15, 2008, 12:23 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    Happy birthday J_9!

    ...cbw, how'd you find that picture of me..?

    Ha did you not see me outside your window the other week ;)
  • Aug 15, 2008, 01:18 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    ha did you not see me outside your window the other week ;)

    He should be careful about closing his windows... You never know where CBW will pop up!! :p
  • Aug 15, 2008, 04:20 PM
    N0help4u
    Of all the posts to get past me :(

    Once upon a time, their lived in a magical land a snake, named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate's house there was a great road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient, and the mythology around the lever was that if you were to push it, it would trigger the end of the world. One day, Nate was slithering down the road, and he came upon the lever, and began crossing the road so he could look at it. At the same moment, a truck came careening around a corner, and the driver found himself in a dilemma: either hit the snake or end the world. Needless to say, the driver ran over Nate and went on his merry way.Moral of the Story: The moral of the story is: Better Nate than Lever

    Happy Belated Birthday!, Online Belated Birthday Ecard
  • Aug 15, 2008, 04:22 PM
    N0help4u
    CBW
    I see you are holding out on me on my island!
    Why ain't you sent one of them cabana boys my way??
    I understand that one you were saving for J_9
    But I am betting you have more where that came from!
  • Aug 15, 2008, 04:24 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Better Nate than Lever

    OMG, LOVE it!! Thank you NH!!

    I'll have to remember that next time I'm Late, I mean Nate. :p
  • Aug 15, 2008, 04:27 PM
    N0help4u
    I wanted so bad to eat that cake in the ecard :(
    :D

    Here is another snake joke

    Boudreaux and de water moccasin

    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night
    Crawlas. He be about reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
    His mout. He knowed that dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal
    That froggie.
    Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
    Careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de
    Haid.
    Dat ole snake din't lak that one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun
    Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real
    Good grip on his haid, yeah. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his baitcan. Now, Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go that snake or his going to
    Bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
    Overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some draps into
    De snakes mouf.
    Well, that snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
    Wit that Boudreaux toss that snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
    Fishin'.
    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He
    Slowly look down and dare that water moccasin was, with two frogs.
  • Aug 15, 2008, 04:37 PM
    J_9
    LMAO!! That one is toooooo good!

    You didn't get any cake? I licked the icing off. Hehe
  • Aug 16, 2008, 12:09 AM
    Synnen
    J! OMG, I fell asleep.

    I'm so sorry!
  • Aug 16, 2008, 12:47 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe yep you have to go very careful I pop up in the most unexpected places ;)

    Nohelp my darling I'm saving one of them specialy for you he is under the bannana tree sleeping go wake him up ;)

    J I hope you aren't working to hard :)

    Synn that was very naughty of you :( go to my room
  • Aug 16, 2008, 07:05 PM
    J_9
    Knobs, all I got to say is nobs. LOL
  • Aug 16, 2008, 07:09 PM
    N0help4u
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife

    Nohelp my darling im saving one of them specialy for you he is under the bannana tree sleeping go wake him up ;)


    Thank you I got him, haven't gotten the blond off the island yet though!
  • Aug 17, 2008, 12:12 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Knobs, all I gotta say is nobs. LOL


    Pppppffftttttt that cracked me right up you want to try telling some of the women about nobs they might not be in that situation ;)

    Nohelp keep trying she really doesn't belong hehehehehe
  • Aug 17, 2008, 12:20 PM
    Synnen
    I'm always naughty, CBW. I can't stay in your room ALL the time!

    J--I'll make it up to you. Let me know when another good time to chat would be.
  • Aug 17, 2008, 12:21 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe no comment ;)
  • Aug 17, 2008, 06:10 PM
    J_9
    Synn, how about I only work Wednesday and Friday this week. Tell me what's good for you and I'll charge my phone. LOL BAD GIRL!!

    I need a nob!!
  • Aug 17, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Synnen
    I have to go to the store after work tomorrow... how about I call you on my way home from work Tuesday? Probably between 6 and 7 sometime.
  • Aug 18, 2008, 12:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL probably syn set yourself a reminder on your phone ;)

    J aren't there any tasty nobs at work lol

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