... so... I just found out that Ivanka Trump is newly single.

... I'm flying standby to ny in the morning. It's a done deal.

Such a fickle boy Sneezy, I've been waiting for your arrival, but alas, no Sneezy, seems I'm not competition for Ivanka. :(

Go for it sneezy... I hear she has nice puppies ;)

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Alty, after HC, you'll always be my love.

.. but Ivanka... has nice puppies.

... and is worth roughly 1.7 billion.

So it's all about the money? I have nice puppies, and bunnies, and a bird, and a fish, two kids, a mortgage, a yard that needs mowing, laundry, dishes, cars, a trailer, eeek, I come with allot of baggage, don't I? Ooops, I also have a hubby, but he might be happy to get me off his hands. :);)

Haha, you know me alty... it's mostly about the money ;)

Although the bunnies ARE tempting.

... the rest can stay.. . not a huge fan of the baggage.

I have something better than money, it's called experience. Eeeek, not again, open mouth, insert foot. But alas, it is true. ;)

Last I heard, Ivanka owns 53% of the shares in "experience"

Not the kind of experience I was referring to Sneezy. ;)

Eek, I should switch to water now, I think the beer has gone straight to my head. :)

She can have all my experience...

Yeah, while you were off, I polished off my bottle of riesling.

Never had riesling, how is it?

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

She can have all my experience..............

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If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

Never had riesling?

... oh my alty... my dear, you got to let me send you a case.

My favorite white wine.

Send away, I'd love to try it. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

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OH Yeah!! ;)

M, this could be the next best seller. How about it? I could go from children's book to soft core porn. ;);););)

Alty, sup old fart? *hardy har har*

Terrible, just terrible.

Cm, am I right in assuming that you're 22?

It's not an assumption cause I told you :P Plus, it's on my profile. But yes, sir I am.