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Originally Posted by nwsflash

LTheobald your right I never looked at it that way, we could all end up with £20.00 each lol on a jackpot win.;)

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Still £20 more than I normally win :P

I won $20,000 Hong Kong dollars last year.Not only have I never been there,but I've never played their lottery.When the email asked for my bank details,I was gutted. :D

Won £10 on the UK Lotto last July though.Lasted me ten minutes.

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I won $20,000 Hong Kong dollars last year.Not ony have I never been there,but I've never played their lottery.When the email asked for my bank details,I was gutted. :D

Won £10 on the UK Lotto last July though.Lasted me ten minutes.

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LoL hummm how much is that worth in UK term?? :D The new scam is the Spanish Lotto sounds the same kind of things as that Hong Kong one;) Where they ask you to wire money to get your winnings... Also there was one I heard of just before Christmas that used the same scam but this time it was Canada.

LMFAO If that's beer money come drink down my local any time lol 1st rounds on u

Come on J_9 and Val I can see you looking, join in the gmae ;)

Okay okay LOL

1. How many human languages do you speak?

2. Do you rust in the rain like Tinman?

3. Did your wife ever solve the onion deal?

... enquiring minds want to know! (winks at J9)

Ok, will I make it through nursing school alive?

You CHEAT!!

No Fair, but still worth another one of your laughs.

Here is another one,

Can Johnny go swimming?

There that wan't too difficult now was it ;)

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okay okay LOL

1. How many human languages do you speak?

2. Do you rust in the rain like Tinman?

3. Did your wife ever solve the onion deal?

... enquiring minds want to know! (winks at J9)

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1. Some I'm flatulant in English, French, German, Jargonese and Techie. I'm also passable in Italian and Spanish.

2. The formation or Iron (I) Oxide is unknown to me so this question is meaningless

3. Yep, Onions are now BANNED from our house.

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Ok, will I make it through nursing school alive?

You CHEAT!!!!!

No Fair, but still worth another one of your laughs.

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You will make it through completely alive, but your family on the other hand is a completely different question.
Me cheat never, well not so as you'd notice ;)

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here is another one,

Can Johnny go swimming?

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Only of he asks nicely.

Now this thread has been well and truly bumped, anymore for anymore?

Why is the sky blue?

How do fish drink?

Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?

And, oh yea, Johnny asked nicely, Rae took him swimming.

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Why is the sky blue?

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Oooo I know this one, hang on it's on the tip of my tongue, I know it was here a minute ago. I remember now, it's because it would look silly if it where pink with purple spots.

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How do fish drink?

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Everybody knows its with a glass!!

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Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?

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You've never met my cats have you! They work for Porton Down (UK chemical weapons station)

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Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?

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Nah uh, cat breath beats dog flatulation, paws down!! (LOL @ your avatar!)
(Winks at Ben ;) )


I have one more, now that I have given it some thought while putting away a load of laundry. .

What are some of the good reasons for living in Mondas?

Okay, the term "you've got your work cut out for you" means that whatever you are doing is going to be hard. Shouldn't it mean that it will be easy if it is already cut out like a sewing pattern?

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Okay, the term "you've got your work cut out for you" means that whatever you are doing is going to be hard. Shouldn't it mean that it will be easy if it is already cut out like a sewing pattern?

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I think that is a throw back to the old days where the cutting WAS easy and the sewing was by hand, by daylight or candlelight even.. . Can you imagine? :eek:

I would call that hard, LOL.

That makes total sense. I never looked at it that way.

:( You missed my other question back there CurlyBen?

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Starbuck had a scar after she escaped hospital,and was rescued by Cylon Boomer,who shot Adamma,and is dead,but really alive,so what is Starbuck's scar.An alien,waiting to burst through her chest.A ploy to keep us guessing.Or is their a human-cylon hybrid baby in her womb?

Please,my kind American,and Canadian friends,as we in the UK are 30 years behind you guys,just let Curlyben and myself go into "kiddie" mode just once?

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Ahh Nez.. you spoiled it for me. We are not that advanced in the BG Series here in Germany.

Do you get 4400 and Lost?

They are bringing SG Atlantis again - instead of new episodes, we get the reruns. And Lost is shown again until they 'surprise' us with new ones. It's frustrating sometimes.

Addicted to Sfi-Fi!!

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NwsFlash - If Ben's number's work you'll probably have to share the winnings with all the other UK peeps that used his numbers.

Ben - tisk, tisk for forgetting the flowers.

Anyway a question:

"What is the shortest, complete sentence in the English language?"

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Let me guess:

1. It is.
2. Maybe
3. OK.
4. No.

Any more? Did I at least get it right?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_60.gifWhat's the biggest little word in the Dictionary?

Ok, the ever age old question here:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And Ben, your answer is:::::::::::

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Ok, the ever age old question here:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And Ben, your answer is:::::::::::

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I know! I know!

The chicken triumphantly lit up a smoke leaning back against the headboard whilst the egg, grumbling, pulled up the sheets...

Guess that settles that. :cool: