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  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:20 PM
    startover22
    Awww, poor chickens...
    When my carrot cake is done, I will slice it and serve it!
    I am still on my coffee spree so...
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:21 PM
    starbuck8
    Well seeing as bathroom duty has been filled, maybe you could be the dance instructor? lol
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:21 PM
    startover22
    Ohhhh, I think that's a great idea!! Dance dance dance!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:22 PM
    Wondergirl
    *spin* *spin* *dip*

    I could teach dancin' to doo-wop.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:26 PM
    starbuck8
    And a *dosey doe* just for good measure!

    Two dance instructors then... cool!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:27 PM
    Wondergirl
    That's square dancin', starbucks! Do you know how to do the Lindy?
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Wondergirl, I'm so glad you found us here!

    Sorry for your chickens...

    My understanding was that you live in the suburbs... where do you keep your chickens?
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:38 PM
    Wondergirl
    I have a big back yard, Sneeze. How else would I be able to have farm-fresh eggs in the morning if I didn't have chickens?? The neighbors are getting a little upset when the rooster crows around 6, but it's time for them to get up for work anyway.

    I brought along a stack of 45s including that all-time all-timer... TA DA!.
    The original 1954 megahit by the Penguins... TA DA!. "Earth Angel"!! Yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!

    *twirl* *twirl*
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:43 PM
    startover22
    The lady down the stree, we buy our fresh farm eggs for $2.25... :)
    Make me very very happy!
    I want to dance!! Spin lalalalalala
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    OoO... fresh eggs... I'm jealous.

    The only "fresh eggs" I get are the organic eggs from whole foods down the street. Sad.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:25 PM
    Wondergirl
    When the eggs are still warm from bein' under the hen and have chickensh!t and straw stuck on 'em, you KNOW they're fresh! Yum! And do those yolks ever stand up!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:27 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Um... not so sure about the chickensh!t... but I'll take your word for it.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:31 PM
    startover22
    Oh my goodness, I am so glad she washes them before she sells them.
    We were going to make our own coop this summer, but not sure I am up to it!
    Gross Wondergirl... LOL
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:34 PM
    Wondergirl
    Yup, we chicken people wash that off before we break the eggs, Sneeze. Hain't you ne'er bin on a chicken farm, boy? Those hens, they sure hate to have their eggs snatched too. Woowie, do they ever peck when you reach under 'em to steal out of their nest!

    So do I get the dancin' job??

    *hop* *twirl* *dip*
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:48 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Sadly, I have no idea... I was born in the city, my childhood was in tropical paradise, and then I grew up in the city... I'm a city boy. Can't leave my apartment without my phone, palm pilot, and iPod... sometimes my laptop.. It's sad... I know.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 05:50 PM
    Wondergirl
    Would you like some fresh eggs? I'll wash 'em first, just for you. Maybe that will make you feel better, city boy.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yes please.

    And yes of course you get the job! Who would?!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:02 PM
    Wondergirl
    Will I have to teach those guys over at that table to dance? They already look hot and sweaty.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:02 PM
    dlee889
    What yee talking about , I in dublin looking 4 conversation
  • Mar 29, 2008, 06:05 PM
    Wondergirl
    Hey, dlee, you want to learn how t' do the Lindy?

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