No one ever ignored you allheart my dear. Just look at my signature. Your quote has been included among two of the greatest minds of our times. Well, depending on your point of view, maybe one. But, you have been duly noted and quoted!
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No one ever ignored you allheart my dear. Just look at my signature. Your quote has been included among two of the greatest minds of our times. Well, depending on your point of view, maybe one. But, you have been duly noted and quoted!
Attachment 3257I didn't think they could improve on SPAM - oh well, live and learn.
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Originally Posted by Synnen
Love you Synnen!!
Love you MORE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Allheart
Is that magprob's pic on the spam can?? He finally did it! Magprob finally got the recognition that he deserves from the spammy people. Yay for Mag! Even more Yay for Mrs. Mag! That viagra addition must be making her one happy spam lady.
Well yes, she has been Spamtastically happy lately. She even said that I am,"Spamalicious!"
OMG, too much info Mag.
Oh, and the looney bin the real one. Don't worry Ruby, you got off for good behavior. No meds for you today only shock therapy today.
THank you dear. I loves me shock therapy. Only problem is, leaves me with da twichy eyes and fngrs. Can't type nor tink proper no more.
OH MY GOD I'm going to get a bunny :D
Your going to let M, catch a wild bunny to bring home. (;
Please keep the bunny away from Ruby. She might think of it as a snack.
You know chicken on a stick. LMAO
Hehehehehehe his names harry :D
Rabbit Rehome - Adopt a unwanted bunny from a rescue centre
Harry? Why not Charles... with the big ears and all.
OK, I'll shut up.
LMAO I prefer his son mag he is cuter ;)
Everyone line up it is time for the daily lithium doses.
Come on now... open up.
No no more spam supositries there making it hard to go the loo
Where do you get your Spam supositories? I've been using Spampositories by Bristol Meyers/Squib, but there is not enough gelaten on them. Just too dry, if you know what I mean.
LOL J is my supplier only in america as they say ;)
That sounds like J, give you a supository without the jelly!
LOL no comment she is quite heavy handed you know
Long armed is more like it!:eek:
Hehehehehehehe well she is special :D
Yes, and GOD bless her pointed little head.:D
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Magprob to earth-Magprob to earth- The giant asteroid that hit earth last night seems to have spared me here in my basement. I was frying some Spam when it hit. The rest of life on the planet seems to have been wiped out completely. I walked for a while, in my fire retardant thermal long johns and double insulated irrigation boots, along the strewn path of the atseroid when I realized that the pieces of the asteroid laying about, were beginning to hatch. We, I am afraid, have been destroyed by an evil alien race. I have barracaded myself in my basement and I am having a Spam sandwich with mayo and just a touch of Grey Poupon mustard. If it truly is the end, I have a right to splurge. It is now 3:36 AM and try as I may, I cannot make contact with any other living being. I am afraid I am the last living creature left here, not counting the evil alien hatchlings that are now trying to chew there way into my basement. I have realized that they may smell the spam and that is what is attracting them. I have 3,000 rounds of double ought buck. I am determined to hold them off as long as I can.
God! How could I be so dumb! I remember reading weeks ago, scientist had been finding trace amounts of Iridium in Moon Pies! That's it! If we had only seen the correlation then, we could have prevented this horrible disaster. Ah but alas, it is now too late. The evil alien hatchings keep chewing away and soon, I will be face to... well, whatever they have I will be facing it. Sleep would be nice. Another human voice would be even better. I wouldn't mind one of those recorded phone calls where the guy trying to sell windshields rings you up and then you start cussing him and telling him how you would just love to squish his head. Even that would be all right.
Mag my dear are you wittering away to yourself giggle ;)
OMG, what has this come to? Mag my dear, I think you need a little shut eye.
Off to test #5. Keep your fingers crossed for me. It is on disorders of the eye, mood disorders, anxiety disorders, eating disorders, domestic violence, and the thyroid.
Oh, yeah, I am not as prepared for this one as I was last time. Keep me in your thoughts for the next 5 hours.
You are so in our thoughts J-9 - and just to be on the safe side, you are in our thoughts
For the next 7 hours - always good to leave a little breathing room.
I just know you will do great!! Sending lots of good thoughts :)
Oh j you will whip the tests butt and you know it go girl go girl :D
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Originally Posted by magprob
LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!! :D
So as I was shopping today, I came across some Spam, and the first person I tought about was magprob. Haha. Couldn't stop laughing. I had myself a childish moment.
Did you purchase that spam? Did you take it home and fry it up and loveingly tuck it between two pieces of soft white bread and savor the moment with a cheap port wine?
I didn't think so. You need to spread your wings and learn to live!
I was thinking about buying it. Next time, I shall buy some though. And I will enjoy it... with the cheap wine, of course!
I thank you, Hormel thanks you. And don't forget to try Spam Scampi! An exciting new dish from the Hormel Kitchens developed by Grandma Sadie Hormel herself.
Cut Spam into one inch chunks and place into ceramic Scampi dish
Grate six Cloves of Garlic over Spam
Cut one pound of butter into several pads and arrange over Spam and Garlic
Bake for thirty minutes on 325 and VIOLA! Spam Scampi. ENJOY!
One of my former bosses LOVED The Spam! He ate it with everything. He'd go to Mickey D's and order a Big Mac, only to take out the patties and replace them with Spam slices. For breakfast, he'd often put it in between two pancakes as a sandwich! He said that Spam was nature's candy!!
Well I'll tell you, Spam is not only natures candy, but I believe it is the stuff from biblical times known as "Manna from heaven." I believe that GOD dropped cans of Spam onto the wandering Jews. You see, back in those days, Spam cans had the key attached to open the can since we all know that they hadn't invented the can opener yet. Although they don't actually use the word Spam in the bible, it was, at that time called Manna. If you just add a S and a P to Manna, you get Spmanna. See what I mean? Uncanny isn't it?
You've made some serious Hormel/Spam stock purchases... haven't you??
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