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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.

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Discovery is half the fun.

Is cleanup the other half?

Just icked myself out. Sweet.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

discovery is half the fun.

is cleanup the other half?

just icked myself out. sweet.

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Just icked me out. Not so sweet. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

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He can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

You said that's what you wanted.

Forget it... I will work wonders with my tongue... just kick back and relax.

I am now going to write a detailed list entitled "What women really want".

This will take a few days, so be patient. Also, I'll have to start a new thread as it won't fit on this one. Heck, I'll just print out copies, you boys can purchase them at your nearest book store.

As for the tongue action KC, let's see what you've got. ;)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

he can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

you said thats what you wanted.

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From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

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Wheres the fingerpaint?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

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Damninit.

I knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

wheres the fingerpaint?

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:: Alty gives KP some chocolate syrup::

Use this, it works better. :)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

damninit.

i knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

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Should have played dumb. Too late now. :D

I'm going to write out a detailed list of what men want. It will take me approximately 43 seconds.

Sex. Food. Sleep. Sex. Sports. *edited in* sex. Cohol. Cool toys. Sex.

Kc... what did I miss?

You need to add one more "sex" to the list... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

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If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

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Check that. Thanks for the backup.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

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Sorry darlin. Nada.

BUT I am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

sex. food. sleep. sex. sports. *edited in* sex. cohol. cool toys. sex.

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Honestly, you could just condense this as
1) food
2) sleep
3) sex in between sports shows while drinking and using toys

Three things really isn't too much to ask.

Its not even a plethora

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Originally Posted by kp2171

sorry darlin. nada.

BUT i am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

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Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

Say it isn't so. :(

I think kc took alty into the other room while I was babbling.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i think kc took alty into the other room while i was babbling.

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Nope, I'm still here.

I think KC is in the corner watching.

We tend to do that to people when we get together, don't we KP?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

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I didn't say that. But you said sports had to go... and sports never is not the same as sports delayed cause of getting laid.

Just like ill be glad to do some magic during the hard breaks of survivor for you. You'll need to focus, but I'm thinking something can be done...

I'm a giver like that.

*sets the tivo*

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i didnt say that. but you said sports had to go... and sports never is not the same as sports delayed cause of getting laid.

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Okay, I'll give you sports, if I walk in naked and horny during sports, even if it's the most important game of the year, I won't make you stop watching, but you better make it worth the wait later. Deal?

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

just like ill be glad to do some magic during the hard breaks of survivor for you. youll need to focus, but im thinking something can be done...

im a giver like that.

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I'd miss Survivor for you dear! :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

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What did you have in mind KC?

I could sit in front of the television with one of my favorite toys, but I think that would destract you from the TV.

You might as well just give up, turn off the sports and join me.

Resistance is futile

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I'd miss Survivor for you dear! :)

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Oooooh, I wouldn't miss Survivor... oh yeah, thank goodness for DVR, I don't have to.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

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I will bend over you use all that pent up 'what the he! ' energy and well you know what to do. Glad we have that big screen. :p

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Oooooh, I wouldn't miss Survivor... oh yeah, thank goodness for DVR, I don't have to.

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No DVR here. Nothing that I can record with. Heck, I'm surprised we have cable. Not much for modern day techno crap.

So, when I say that I'd miss Survivor for KP, I'd really miss Survivor. But, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, he's worth it. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No DVR here. Nothing that I can record with. Heck, I'm surprised we have cable. Not much for modern day techno crap.

So, when I say that I'd miss Survivor for KP, I'd really miss Survivor. But, it's a sacrafice I'm willing to make, he's worth it. :)

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You can always watch it online the next day... Don't miss the finale on Sunday!!

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You can always watch it online the next day... Don't miss the finale on Sunday!!!

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Wouldn't miss that, maybe not even for KP, but I'd make it up to him afterwards. :D

Hey guys. Sorry haven't been around. Life getting in way.

I can't go on AMHD at work anymore :( I was told that I'm not "allowed" on sites at work.

GTG

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hey guys. Sorry haven't been around. Life getting in way.

I can't go on AMHD at work anymore :( I was told that I'm not "allowed" on sites at work.

GTG

Sarah

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Yep. Thatll happen.

The gang will be thinking about you in the meantime...

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Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

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Is the home bound corollary to "road head" "sofa a$$"?

Jus' askin'

Hello again everyone how is it going

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, I'll give you sports, if I walk in naked and horny during sports, even if it's the most important game of the year, I won't make you stop watching, but you better make it worth the wait later. Deal?

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I will have you know I skipped out on a championship game just this last year because a girl asked me to rub her arse right when it was on.

Granted... it took me about three sec's to do the math.

I can always read about the score in the paper and see the big plays on YouTube.

The a$$rubbing... hopefully it isn't in the post and I can't tell you what kc is doing with the tapes.

Howdy.

Here for the moment.

Might be a lull in the action.

Heh I like the licking avi yeah I always come at the bad moments in here when it is slow

I'm here for a minute too, almost time to make dinner for the fam.

KP dear, you can rub my a$$, my chest, anything you want, any time you want. Just saying. ;)