Altyswiggy
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Altyswiggy
I like it sneeze
Wiggy say Beunos Noches, although I don't know why, we're Canadians.
He's not allowed to start an account, we only have one computer, that would limit my AMHD time, not going to bloody happen. Also, he'll find out about all the stuff I've said about him. Don't remember everything I've said, was any of it bad? That's allot of posts to go through people, just to make sure nothing bad pops up. Nope, no account for Wiggy, he can live vicariously through me. ;)
I have a feeling we would nickname hubby Swiggy then! How does that name work for you Wiggy?. hahahaha! We need an alter-ego for Alty on Fri and Sat nites... Swiggy seems to fit quite well don't you think everyone? Hehe! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Alty?. I think Wiggy might be asking for Nachos! LOL!!
Wiggy is actually a nickname he got in high school because of Altenweg, the kids always said Altenwig, and when that became to hard they just started saying Wiggy. Now you all know my last name, I wasn't very original when choosing a username. ;)
You had to say Nachos, you just had to. Calm down honey, breath, it's okay, I'll make you some Nachos, extra cheese? Breath, Starby didn't know, just BREATH! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Huh... that's how you got altenweg. Interesting.
Okay all, I just saw a post under plumbing with the title "What kind of pipe did I screw into?" I so want to move it to the Adult Sexuality thread, oh the answers he would get, oh the possibilites. Sorry, side track, couldn't help it. ;)
Hahahahaha!. that would be soooo funny Alty!
I can just see it. It's really hard for me not to answer that post, so hard, ooooh the temptation. Stop it ALTY!
Alty I remember you saying Hubby likes to do the BBQ if you ever have one , hope if follows the rules properly...
MENS...
BBQ RULES
It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
Ohhhh... can we? Please?? I just don't know if I can resist that one! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Yes M, us women just don't ever appreciate the talents of the man on the Barby! :rolleyes: hehe!
M, that was great. No Wiggy, you are not allowed to look at that post, avert your eyes for a moment. What's it about, um, ah, Granny panties, you, M posted a picture of really big Granny panties, that's it, yup, you don't like those, I'm doing you a favour. Pheww, that was close. :);)
Lmao...
I best post those rules in the humour section for all to see :)
You should, it's great.
Wiggy caught a glimpse when I was otherwise occupied, sneaky little bugger, he wants to print them out and take them to work. Dare I let him, all the wives will be mad at poor Alty, sigh. ;)
LOL... you have to let him , their international Rules :)
I don't think they will be mad at all! They will be handing it out to all the other wives at the next BBQ, haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
True, very true, both of you.
Okay all, I'm falling asleep at the computer, I think I should hit the hay.
Oh M, hubby said you better make it to the barbecue, I said, but he's a day ahead of us, he'll miss it. Wiggy came up with an answer to that but my poor tired brain can't make sense of it. Maybe he should start an account, then he can explain it. Wait, thought, if he starts an account he can tell stories about me, no, no, no, that's bad, all bad, I still have some secrets, not many, but some. What have I started?
I'll sleep on it. Good night all, behave. Oh Starby, the pictures you sent me of Niki, tooooo cute, should I post one for all to see? Let me know, I'll do it before I go to bed.
Start an account wiggy , we want to know all altys secrets :)
Yep. I'm slowly heading out as well. Finals week. Need rest.
Gnite everyone!
Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Buy me a case of Beer and I'll tell you all of my secrets. ;)
Nighty night Sneezy, sleep tight. Night Lily, no puking in Daddy's bed, okay? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Ha ha , done deal. Am I allowed to share them with everyone?
The beer or the secrets? Beer no, secrets, it depends, how safe do you feel from my whip? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Whip :eek:
Time for Alty to go to bed I think.
Night all :)
Still waiting for Starby to tell me if she wants me to post a picture of Niki. I don't think she'd mind but I'd rather get her okay.
I'll give her another 2 minutes and then I really have to go to sleep. Sleepy Alty, YAWN!
Oh sure Alty... Niki would luuuuvvvv to be an AMHD star!
Sorry... went out with her to once again look for her crack bone, lol She's buried it and was looking furiously for it... no luck! Uurrrrgghhhhh!
Okay, here's a picture of Starby's fur baby Niki.
Niki you're going to be famous;
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Now Alty is going to bed. Night all! :)
Niki's a cutie
Night Alty
Niki says she LOVES being in the limelight! Thanks Auntie Alty! Niki sends licks and schmooozes! :D
Night Alty! I guess I missed Sneezy too!
Sleep well and Sweet dreams! :)
It must be almost quitting time for you M... another Monday's work almost done!? For you... and coming up quick for the rest of us. Oh well, I don't hate Monday's like I used to! ;)
Yep
1 hour to go and Monday work finished :)
Well, enjoy the rest of the day my friend! My computer is starting to have a hissy fit again on me, so I think after snooping around for a little bit, I'll grab a snack and shut er down for the night!
Have a good one! Catch'ya on the flip side! ;)
Wow... lol... you all were busy this weekend! Pictures and everything! :)
Can I just say...
I love camping!!! It was perfect! Stormed about 1 am... most beautiful sound in the world - rain on a tent. Kept dry all night and woke up to a beautifully amazing sunset... have pics... will post later.
*sigh*
Morning Chicky! Was it nice and sunny the day after the storm? I know it was pretty overcast around here.
It was! Saturday was beautiful. Friday night was perfect! :)
Mm... I do love S'mores... ;)
Okay, you've got me. I'm totally jealous now... I want to go camping.
Alty is going to have a AMHD-Canada Memorial Day BBQ! We all need to go! Lol
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