I'm so TIRED!!

But I promised my neighbor I would sit up at her house with her kids while she got landry done (at the landromat) so I got to wait for her to get home in about 30 minutes then let her do like 3 loads. At least she has cable though :) I don't, so it will be nice :D

See, I'm the same way. People can hang out with me for years, and still never know me.

I don't like talking about my feelings with friends, except really, really close ones.

I make the mistake of telling a friend I like a guy (that she dated 4 times over 2 years ago), she's excited for me and whatnot...

And then does this 360: tells me he's not right for me, he likes me but she doesn't think it's a good match... so she goes to his work and tells him I don't like him. He stops talking to me, and she GLOATS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE that she spent the entire day with him and "had SO MUCH FUN!"


The first guy I've been interested in since me and my ex broke up, and she had to ruin it for no reason at all besides her being jealous.

I'm just angry.

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

See, I'm the same way. People can hang out with me for years, and still never know me.

I don't like talking about my feelings with friends, except really, really close ones.

I make the mistake of telling a friend I like a guy (that she dated 4 times over 2 years ago), she's excited for me and whatnot...

And then does this 360: tells me he's not right for me, he likes me but she doesn't think it's a good match...so she goes to his work and tells him I don't like him. He stops talking to me, and she GLOATS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE that she spent the entire day with him and "had SO MUCH FUN!"


The first guy I've been interested in since me and my ex broke up, and she had to ruin it for no reason at all besides her being jealous.

I'm just angry.

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Boom boom POW!

Trust me... it works... lol

Nah, basically, it was her jealousy that made her do this... and she did date this guy 4 times over 2 years... so who broke up with whom there? If she did it, then I guess it's a little better for you to like him, but if be broke up with her, that's against the rules. Still, what she did wasn't right. Very immature

This is what I would do...

Eyedrops in her coffee... the next time she goes out on a date.

... 4 drops in a cup of coffee... explosiveness achieved.

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this is what I would do...

eyedrops in her coffee...the next time she goes out on a date.

...4 drops in a cup of coffee...explosiveness achieved.

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Really? Eyedrops in coffee? Hmmm... Interesting... very interesting...

Yeah. Ingesting a couple drops of eyedrops... will wreck your system for 5 - 6 hours.

... I mean, DON'T DO THAT! THAT'S AWFUL!

... ::snickers::

SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM! EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She was like, "Well, Torrie, he just wants to sleep you, I think!" And I was like, "OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT MUST HAVE STOPPED YOU FROM DATING HIM 4 TIMES, RIGHT?!"

And she has a boyfriend. She's had a boyfriend since right after she broke up with the guy. So they've been dating 2 years, and the new boyfriend doesn't like her ex.

GAH. It's just maddening. I mean, she told me she was jealous of me once, but I didn't really take it to heart, or take it really seriously.

WELL I DEFINITELY KEEP TABS NEXT TIME.

Sorry. I'm just so irritated.

I'm going to do what Lloyd does in Dumb & Dumber... put some Xlax in her tea... "You're a regular girl. I want you to stay regular. BUWAHAHAAHA!!"

On a lighter note, I played MLB: The Show for the first time.


Let's just say I PWNED everyone. That's right. Bring it on.

Hehe.. evil people... then again, toilet humor goes a long way these days...

Just don't go overboard with the Xlax...

Or don't go over the ISneezeFunny recommended dosage of eyedrops... ;)

Maybe I'll just tell her boyfriend she has crabs, but is afraid to tell him.


Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not THAT mean...



... not yet, anyway.

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Maybe I'll just tell her boyfriend she has crabs, but is afraid to tell him.


Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not THAT mean...



...not yet, anyway.

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Oooo Oooo can I tell him... He will believe it coming from me... lol ;)

And yes... I am that mean... :D

"So, are her cold sores gone?"

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Maybe I'll just tell her boyfriend she has crabs, but is afraid to tell him.

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LMAO... as case of galloping dandruff would scare him off her I'm sure :eek:

Naughty girl Torrid :cool:

Sneezy (I wasn't looking at the keyboard, and I originally typed Snexxy, lol)

I love how your pickup lines double as relationship crushing one-liners.

You should write a book!





Lol Friend, I'm a good girl!


... sometimes.

My buddies call me a homewrecker. :(

And you can call me snexxy anytime.

... minus the n...

That was a pick up line? Damn!

Sneezy, how do you do it? How do you get all those ladies with such... umm... interesting.. lines...

It's all about the "look"...

Wait for it... wait for it..

BLAM! *tilts eyebrow*

The look. You're welcome.

Don't worry Sexxy [;)], my friends call me Megatron.

Why? Because I apparently don't seem to care much about anyone. Compliment? Maybe.

"The Look" can be extremely hot or extremely awkward, depending on if the person is well practiced. Example: Princess Single Man.

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it's all about the "look"...

wait for it...wait for it..

BLAM! *tilts eyebrow*

the look. you're welcome.

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Awesomeness... so its all in the look... nice...

I'll have to try that look someday... just for fun... sound like a sure thing... :)

BlackyVY, if you pull off the look, the women will be swooning all over you! It's like a tractor beam...

I get to go get my eyes checked tomorrow... I'm really looking forward to them telling me my vision still sucks, is getting worse, and I have to get thicker lenses.

YES!