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Too bad I was absent for so long, I do not remember much about Starby. Wish I hadn't been absent, then I would have gotten to talk to her more.
Speaking of people, whatever happened to Startover and Jrebel? And Grammadidi and Erlo?

La de da de dum..

Oh I'm just here.. strolling by...


Sarah

*Jumps out and tackles Mudweiser*
Your not strolling anymore!

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Originally Posted by cal823

Too bad I was absent for so long, I do not remember much about Starby. Wish I hadn't been absent, then I would have gotten to talk to her more.
Speaking of people, whatever happened to Startover and Jrebel? and Grammadidi and Erlo?

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Starty is still around, just not as much as before.

Rebbie and I talk via email, she doesn't come onto AMHD much.

Grammadidi and Erlo, don't know them.

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Originally Posted by cal823

*Jumps out and tackles Mudweiser*
Your not strolling anymore!

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Abuse!

ABUSE!

Darn I broke a nail thanks cal.

Haha

How's everyone feeling tonight?

Sarah

I'm having a quadruple chocolate cookie... :)

Great :p Its my 18th tomoz :p

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Originally Posted by cal823

Great :p Its my 18th tomoz :p

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You're turning 18?

You're a baby.

Still wet behind the ears.

A youngun.

A whipper snapper.

A... oh poo, you're just really young. Enjoy it. It goes by fast. :)

Happy early birthday.

Thank you :p
Don't worry, soon ill be old and decrepit like the lot of you.

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Originally Posted by cal823

thankyou :p
Don't worry, soon ill be old and decrepit like the lot of you.

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Run!

Run fast!

You're going down! ;)

Early Happy Birthday!! :)

Thank you :p
*runs towards altenweg*

Running up to her for birthday kisses?

Running up to her because she expects me to run away :p

I'll tackle you. I can do it. I'm tough... ish. :)

I have kids. I have to be tough.

Okay, okay, a birthday peck on the check. Anything else would still be illegal. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'll tackle you. I can do it. I'm tough...ish. :)

I have kids. I have to be tough.

Okay, okay, a birthday peck on the check. Anything else would still be illegal. ;)

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Haha... technically... :rolleyes:

But hey, I'm legal... ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... technically... :rolleyes:

But hey, I'm legal... ;)

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Technically? I'm 20 years older then him. I could be his mom. I could be your mom!

I am a mom.

Sigh.

You younguns. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Technically? I'm 20 years older then him. I could be his mom. I could be your mom!

I am a mom.

Sigh.

You younguns. ;)

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Alty, I'm 25... if you were my mom, that would be scary... but you are a hot mom, that's for sure... :)

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldn't be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Alty, I'm 25... if you were my mom, that would be scary... but you are a hot mom, thats for sure... :)

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:o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o

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Originally Posted by cal823

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

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Describe "position of authority" ;)

:p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o

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Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)

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Originally Posted by cal823

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

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Aussie Aussie Aussie! :D

Oi oi oi!

Stop it you two , that's embarrassing :rolleyes:

No!
You start it!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Stop it you two , thats embarrasing :rolleyes:

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Come on M... show us your Aussie pride... Lol!

We need Shaz in here too...

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)

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::looking in mirror::

Egad! What the hell happened? :eek:

That was a bad idea. ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Aussie Aussie Aussie!! :D

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Attica! Attica! Attica!

Not kosher? :p

Now
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Head desk! Head desk! Smacking head on desk!! :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ow-387933.html

Haha.
*Smashes Head into desk*

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Come on M... show us your Aussie pride.... Lol!

We need Shaz in here too...

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Blacky
I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:

A Starby classic;

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
Fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
Developed and open to trade, especially for someone
With cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
Aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
Some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
Mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
And border s are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
Ages... still desirable but only those with an
Adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

Yup, I'm that good! :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Blacky
I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:

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Really? We used to love yelling that out at the cricket... Hmm... maybe it's a Westie thing... Lol!

Well, that joke bombed.

I stopped all communication here.

Bad Alty. Bad girl. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

A Starby classic;

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and border s are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

Yup, I'm that good! :)

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Very funny ;)