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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I hope you're better at it then this lady.

YouTube - Fat Woman Pole Dance Fail

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I like lap dancing better though;)

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

i like lap dancing better though;)

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Giving or getting?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Giving or getting?

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giving I have never had one

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Originally Posted by kctiger

So long as you do all the work, I can handle that.

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When you are tied down, blindfolded and handcuffed...

I won't expect you to do too much work in that condition.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride. ;)

I believe you meant that YOU will be enjoying the ride, not I.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I believe you meant that YOU will be enjoying the ride, not I.

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Oh you'll enjoy it KC, Justy knows what she's doing.

Better hurry before I fall asleep... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Better hurry up before I fall asleep...:cool:

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:: Alty pinches KC tiger::

Are you awake now?

There is some true lurking going on in this thread!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

There is some true lurking going on in this thread!

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Let's give them something to watch. You game?

:: Alty kisses KC's chest and works her way down::

::KC Smiles::

Alty we could always make it a team effort want some help

KC dear, you aren't as tired as you claim.

:: Alty stops just before KC climaxes, starts working her way back up::

Uh Oh... I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

Alty we could always make it a team effort want some help

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That's KC's call. Something tells me he wouldn't say no. ;)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

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Your pants are on the floor KC. I have them. If you want them, come and get them. :D

Hey kp how's it going

Wipe your mouth off Alty... wouldn't want KP to see that!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:: Alty stops just before KC climaxes, starts working her way back up::

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Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty! :D

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Wipe your mouth off Alty...wouldn't want KP to see that!

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KC dear, I swallow, there's nothing around my mouth. :cool:

Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty!! :D

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Twenty something, it's not difficult. ;)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...

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About that, my eye is burning. :(

Hope you don't wear contacts...

That is how I got my eye infection... which is not fun.

Do you need a dartboard kc, do some practice?? I mean you can shoot that far, can't you?

A dartboard? Perhaps you can draw something on your chest and I will go from there... :cool:

Wow I have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive

You bet!!

Of course there are so many spots to aim at... :D

Justy I think you were just offered a pearl necklace

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Originally Posted by nitelight198073

wow i have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive

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I couldn't even describe thick and chunky to you, it has new meaning to me. :D

No contacts, I had lasic eye surgery done last year. But you, ouch!

KC, no worries, practice makes perfect. We'll just keep practicing.

You ready to go again?

Yes... I am good to go... open wide.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Yes...I am good to go...open wide.

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LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

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Careful with that zipper. Them little teeth can leave tire tracks.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!

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:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

I almost typed

Oops, wrong thread

The threadjacking has become so common and familiar that I'm just assuming I'm in trouble

KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

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Kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

We'll have him trained right in no time.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

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Nope.

I'm not going to be your Cyrano...

I'm sure you can figure out what alty likes...

She just wants what she wants when she wants it.

Simple key to happiness.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

We'll have him trained right in no time.

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I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

nope.

im not going to be your Cyrano...

im sure you can figure out what alty likes...

she just wants what she wants when she wants it.

simple key to happiness.

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But KP, I want you! :cool: