Lol I cross my heart and hope to.. uhhh... get a smack on the bottom ;)
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Lol I cross my heart and hope to.. uhhh... get a smack on the bottom ;)
I second that KP!
Damnitalltohell. I have to go for a bit.
Kids are home, time to be a mom.
Same here... nearly 7am.. time to sleep now that I have repaired winkies and eyeballs.
Night all.
:)
Don't like how this thread has gone since my elephant turned west.
Time to turn him back around.
Let's get the solder back at attention!
No west, no east, definitely no south and north just seems unnatural...
We will just go for attention. :D
I've got to get ready to scoot too, I'll def be back later...
{{{HUGS all around}}
::NM slaps Alty's hand away::
Later for that Alty! Geesh.
Ahhh, and Alty won't swing that way for me...Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
:: pout, pout ::
I've convinced her ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Ok, got to go!
I play for one team only! But, but, darnit! :(
Okay guys, need your help. Anyone around?
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...le-350569.html
Make sure scottgem, jkt, and fr chuck sees this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Will do KP, good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
I'm stuck. I don't know what to do for her and she doesn't know what to do for herself.
Grrr. :(
Chuff, you asked a question in another thread and I'm more then happy to answer it here. This thread is so far off track I don't think anyone can get it back on. ;)
My ex, well, what can I say. The man was good, damn good, could make me feel things I never though I would!
He knew every button, every spot, just when to touch, how hard, how soft, how long, or how short.
If he and I had stuck to sex we'd be fine, but we had nothing else in common.
He's a great friend now, love him to death, but we're better friends then we are anything else.
But damn, the sex... purrrr. :)
I know someone like that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
The one that made sure you were begging before he would give you exactly what you wanted...
::sigh::
Can't we just meld all the ex's together, maybe we could end up with perfect men.
Look no further... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Your hands are already full!Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Come again... with whom... with what... elaborate...Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Smile kc, it's a beautiful day :D
I couldn't keep all that expertise all to myself, just think of all the women's hearts I would break.
Women's hearts breaking over me... that would be the day! :cool:
Shhh, we can't say "with what" here... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Ah KC's going for the sympathy points!
Well played good sir, well played
Have to go with whatever works Rome... you know the deal.
Yup, for me it's a little pill
*I am TOTALLY kidding girls, please don't take that seriously*
He's getting that playing game down...Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Everything reads, I am a gift, but don't get too attached... :eek:
... what's wrong with tylenol? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Exactly! Words have never been so true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
::whew:: Of course I have a guy friend who has needed the little pill since he was 24.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
It's an absolute shame and very heartbreaking.
Somebody told me it thins out the blood, sheesh what do doctors know anyway!
I got your number, kc. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
No worries... so when I am in some need of real sexual tension release I know who to call, and it won't be ghostbusters. :p
Sexual tension, I can deal with... just don't expect this cat to be in bed when you wake up in the morning (flower will be on the pillow though)... :cool:
Wow, KC is an ANIMAL!
I can deal with a flower in the morning,
Cause once you have been around one time, you will be goner. I will expect your return ;)
Always just an instant message away darlin...Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
The last few pages are proof that you don't need me around to talk sex.
See, it's not my fault! :)
Yes, it is Alty. You fill our heads with naughty thoughts
Agreed Rome. I usually don't act like such a horny dude, but with Alty around it, for some reason, comes naturally.
Sorry Alty, I am always thinking dirty thoughts...
That is what attracted me to you, I said, now there is a girl who speaks my language... :D
So I'm nothing but an instigator? It's all my fault?
I'm going to take that as a compliment! :)
Good to know I have some power. ;)
I don't blame you Alty... completely.
Oooh! My dear NM, you are just as guilty, you know you are!Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
NM I have been looking for a pic of you in the pics thread... dare I say you haven't posted anything yet... shame on you!
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