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  • Jan 4, 2009, 02:58 PM
    Alty

    Arsehole, giggle, I love that word, I'm incorporating it into my every day life. :)

    Bear, want to come bar hopping with Starby and me? We did have a drinking contest planned, now you can show us if you can stand up against two girls. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:02 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    starby that sounded like a really good holiday traveling about the place hope you do get to travel like that with your friend sometime just a pity her ex is a arsehole otherwise youd have gone already :)

    It would have been a great time. My (step) kids felt so bad that I couldn't come, but hopefully we can get the trip set up again soon. The N Broads are beautiful!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:04 PM
    albear

    Id be honoured to, but I have to be up early tomorrow :(
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:05 PM
    Alty

    You're young Bear, you don't need a lot of sleep. I have to get up early too, the kids go back to school tomorrow.

    Besides, I double dog dare you! :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:08 PM
    albear

    Oh well then I guess I have no choice :D, tut tut such a bad influence
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:12 PM
    Alty

    Bad influence? Me? Well, maybe a little. ;)

    Starby started it, I think. ;)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:12 PM
    starbuck8

    Parteeeee... Parteeeeee... Parteeeeeeeee!

    Should we start with Jello-shots and be easy on you Bear? Heehee!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:14 PM
    albear

    Jello-shots?. wuss
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:15 PM
    Alty

    I think that we should introduce Bear to the fine art of drinking. He's young Starby, we should start slow. Beer to start, a pitcher or two each, then jello shots, then maybe some tequila. If he's still standing after that then we'll finish him off with vodka. :)

    Poor Bear, he has no idea what he's gotten himself into. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:16 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    jello-shots?.......wuss

    Ooooh, them's fighting words!

    What do you suggest Mr. Bear? :D
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:21 PM
    albear

    Couple of lagers then sambouka shots between the next few pints lol what are jello shots anyhoo
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:23 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think that we should introduce Bear to the fine art of drinking. He's young Starby, we should start off slow. Beer to start, a pitcher or two each, then jello shots, then maybe some tequila. If he's still standing after that then we'll finish him off with vodka. :)

    Poor Bear, he has no idea what he's gotten himself into. :)

    I think for Bears sake we should start with an umbrella drink... then we can move on to Jello-shots... a couple Jäger shots... a bottle cap... an upside down margarita... a Barn Burner... a sex on the beach just to cool down the barn burner... a Hell Fire... a Jack A$$... then we can start in on the keg! :D
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Alty

    Jello shots are divine and potent. You don't realize that you're consuming a lot of alcohol, because it's contained in jello. So, 3 or 4 shots later, you're smashed but don't know how, and you're tongue is green, or red, depends on the jello. :)

    Sambouka shots? Really? Amateur. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM
    albear

    Actually you two are the experts, you know your stuff so ill let you gals lead the way :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I think for Bears sake we should start off with an umbrella drink...then we can move on to Jello-shots...a couple Jager shots...a bottle cap....an upside down margarita....a Barn Burner....a sex on the beach just to cool down the barn burner....a Hell Fire....a Jack A$$...then we can start in on the keg!! :D

    My mouth is watering just thinking about it. :cool:

    Poor Bear, he's toast. :D
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:26 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    couple of lagers then sambouka shots inbetween the next few pints lol what are jello shots anyhoo

    Jello shots are gooood! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water... add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass... orrrr, out of someone's cleavage... LOL!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    actually you two are the experts, you know your stuff so ill let you gals lead the way :)

    Another victim, I love it! :)

    Don't worry Bear, we'll take care of you. I'll personally make sure that you make it home in one piece. You may be missing an eyebrow, or two, there may be a video on YouTube tomorrow, but you'll get home in one piece, you have my word. :D
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Jello shots are gooood!! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water...add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass...orrrr, out of someones cleavage...LOL!

    Starby, you promised we'd never talk about that night! :eek:
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:33 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Jello shots are gooood!! You soak fruit in vodka or te-killya, and then you make jello using booze instead of water...add the fruit and let it set up! Then you can either eat them out of the shot glass...orrrr, out of someones cleavage...LOL!

    I vote cleavage :D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Another victim, I love it! :)

    Don't worry Bear, we'll take care of you. I'll personally make sure that you make it home in one piece. You may be missing an eyebrow, or two, there may be a video on youtube tomorrow, but you'll get home in one piece, you have my word. :D

    Lol thanks... I guess, but don't worry ill be sure to pick you two up off the floor one I've drank you under the table and make sure you gals get home safely.
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:36 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i vote cleavage :D



    lol thanks..........i guess, but dont worry ill be sure to pick you two up off the floor one ive drank you under the table and make sure you gals get home safely.

    There he'll be... lost in the cleavage! Alty, this should be easy! I knew he'd take the bait! :p
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:38 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    There he'll be...lost in the cleavage!! Alty, this should be easy!! I knew he'd take the bait!! :p

    Oops said that out loud didn't I lol
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:46 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    oops said that out loud didnt i lol

    Alty and I have time on our side too! We only have till midnite to get er done! I believe you only have an hr and 45 till midnite. You better get started now! Alty and I have 7 hrs and some. See how this works? LOL!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 03:56 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Alty and I have time on our side too! We only have till midnite to get er done! I believe you only have an hr and 45 till midnite. You better get started now! Alty and I have 7 hrs and some. See how this works? LOL!

    Yep true its about 10 to 11 now, I see what you've done there, you've got a lot more time to hit the booze than I have and unfortunately I'm sorry but I have to leave the brainstorming of how to get each other totally smashed, but I've got be off now, nice talking to the two of you tonight :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:03 PM
    starbuck8

    Haha! G'nite Bear... sleep well! Nice talking to you too! :)

    Alty and I are a devious pair... lol
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:04 PM
    Alty

    Good night bear, dream of cleavage. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:39 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I feel better now, thanks Bear. :)

    And we want you to feel better Miss Alty...
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:42 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    And we want you to feel better Miss Alty.....

    Hee, hee, I always feel better when you're around Stringer. :)

    Oooh, that was mushy, I hate when I get mushy. :o
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:46 PM
    Stringer

    Feelings... cleavage... feeling... could a red blooded American Boy ask for anything more?? Nope...
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:51 PM
    jrebel7

    I just got home, popped on here and have to say, I love to hear Starby talk... love the way she says certain words also Stringer. So Alty, you don't sound the same then as Starbs?? I forgot how far you are from each other... several hours?? If so, here, 30 miles apart can make a difference in the accent. LOL Love it. I enjoy and really get caught up in the sound of a voice, inflection of words. Love it. Just fun. Yes, Albear, you have an accent online and it's cute. Stringer... ummmm.. ummm... so do you!! LOL Well, got to run. Dinner time. Just got in from Nursing Home and needed a friendly "pick me up" in my spirit. Thanks everyone!!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 04:58 PM
    starbuck8

    Hi Rebby!. Bye Rebby! :( You think I have an accent? Next time I talk to you, tell me to do you! Heehee! I think I do a pretty good you! LOL!

    Alty and I are only about 5 hrs away. I don't think our accents are different... Alty just has a lowwww voice! ;)

    I can usually tell when someone is from the UK. I lived with one for yrs. I can usually pick it out!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 05:02 PM
    jrebel7

    But Starby, you have the cutest accent. I love it. I would love/hate hearing my accent... I don't think I have one!! LOL So, did you do my accent for Sweet Alty?? I bet she laughed.

    Hungry now and going. Just hung out here until food arrived. It was not a "cooking" night for me!!

    Just get ready and practice Starby... I want to hear you do my accent next time we talk... get ready now!! : )
  • Jan 4, 2009, 05:13 PM
    starbuck8

    I have done it for Alty! I love hearing your voice! I'll practise up... lol! Have a yummy meal Rebby!
  • Jan 4, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Alty

    We're always here for a pick me up Rebbie. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 05:14 PM
    Alty
    Starby does a great Rebbie, I think. ;)

    She says you have the cutest voice, and the cutest accent. If she's doing you justice, she's right. :)
  • Jan 4, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Stringer

    Ok... I have to stop sneaking around now... it is 6:25 pm Sunday and the guests are now arriving for my daughter's surprise Birthday Parteeeeeeee1 Later... but I still have my paid spies watching you... try not to set the place on fire... K?
  • Jan 4, 2009, 06:06 PM
    Alty

    A party? Why weren't we invited? :(
  • Jan 4, 2009, 08:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A party? Why weren't we invited? :(

    And where were you guys, invitations went out two weeks ago... well it's OK send the presents or money and all is forgiven... :D
  • Jan 4, 2009, 08:11 PM
    Alty

    The cheques in the mail Stringer. :D
  • Jan 5, 2009, 12:30 AM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby does a great Rebbie, I think. ;)

    She says you have the cutest voice, and the cutest accent. If she's doing you justice, she's right. :)

    Next time Starbs calls me, she is going to have to talk to me like me. LOL I will be curious as to what she is hearing in this voice with no accent. LOL

    Wish all of us could just get on the phone on conference call and visit. I have in my head how each of you would sound. Would we be surprised?? Nah... I think not. Well, maybe... I still have to ask Starby to repeat things but you know what?? She does me tooo. Fun times!!
  • Jan 5, 2009, 12:31 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Starby has an accent..

    ... how did I miss this?

    OH PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A JAMAICAN ONE!!

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